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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15h
pizz
Pizza Hut with a partially burned out sign that now reads "Pizz"
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, @startribune.com. This is absolutely irresponsible and needs an immediate retraction. Refuting your own headline right in the story.
Police: Shooting at Eden Prairie homecoming game was gang-related
Police did not specifically say that Somali gangs were involved, but Rep. Tom Emmer and others posted on social media calling the incident a “Somali gang crime.” This summer, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher issued a public warning of what he described as a surge of violence involving Somali gangs.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/10/2026
Confirmed ICE seen skulking around South Minneapolis. Eyes out, whistles up
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 03/10/2026
currently happening on nicollet mall: wedding party encounters minneapolis protest
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Pinhead!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is wrestling 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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a fake screenshot of the game final fantasy 8 with the character Irvine saying "the wealthy are always the biggest welfare recipients"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think my baby acts the way he does because he's Grogu-pilled
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I filled out the MLB post season bracket for the world series we need: Chicago vs Chicago.
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2026: Hot Dog Helper 2027: Possum Helper 2028: Your unsuspecting yet so tender neighbor Gary whose back was turned and never saw it coming Helper
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Regular season for baseball is over so its time to watch Twins world series VHS memories. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8HU...
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1987 World Series - Minnesota Twins Vs. St. Louis Cardinals
YouTube video by MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ON VHS
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should just start sharing what I am listening to on LinkedIn. Give it some content and confuse people.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart
The first time I spoke with him was in Ireland in 2018. When you're living in an English-speaking country, Japanese suddenly reaches your ears in a startling way. Our conversations always started with his "Otsukaresamade-su." Backstage, I wouldn't sense his presence at all, but then those words would arrive right by my ear like the wind. And so I'd search for him. There's no English phrase that translates it just right—its meaning encompasses hello, long time no see, glad to see you, good work, goodbye, good night, see you later, and all sorts of other things rolled into one. I think it's the kind of greeting that comes from the way he's confronted pro wrestling in Japan. It's time. As always, I grab my bag and climb into the car. I can't believe the show goes on. Today and from here on out, forever, I know I'll keep straining to listen. Thank you, PAC.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026
UNANIMOUS 🏆 Olivia Miles stepped onto the WNBA stage and delivered one of the most prolific rookie seasons in league history. Her record-breaking rookie season ends with 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year honors! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ghostbird12345.bsky.social
Pacman world 3 screen with Orson saying "uh oh I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector pacman"

Pac-Man "details of my sectors energy should be between me and Ms Pac thank you very much"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zap Rowsdower and Big McLargeHuge were unavailable for comments.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frank Caliendo watching the Madden trailer wondering what all the work was for.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel
3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs 
2. Free Palestine 
3. Pie for all kittens
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21 Sep 2026
Heathcliff rides in his ham car, souped up with huge monster truck tires. He's wearing a helmet that says "HAM", naturally. He drives past the Meat Store as two employees watch him, and one of them says "Monster ham."
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:
Maps screenshot showing “Sushi Island”
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pokemon scalpers eating shit is the funniest thing, man
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
City officials speaking now www.youtube.com/watch?v=RheQ...
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City officials provide details on North Austin ICE shooting | LIVE
YouTube video by KVUE
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WNBA @wnba.com · 20/09/2026
NO ROOKIE HAS SCORED MORE 👏 With her first point today, Olivia Miles passes Caitlin Clark (769) for the most points scored by a rookie in WNBA history. #WNBASeason30 | 2026 Postseason Push | DraftKings
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ICE activity has been picking up again in Chicago A LOT. If you were previously involved with ICE watch efforts, now is a good time to reengage. I’m going to start wearing a whistle again.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone hates the cop horses until the only way to solve a crime is eating 10 apples in 2 minutes.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why AWESOME KONG rules!
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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