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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 9h
Convinced that people say this because the Jaguars are the only mascot in the NFL that has a very distinct British pronunciation. [Florida voice]: The Jacksonville Jaguars. (Disgusting. Perverted.) [British voice]: The Jacksonville Jaguars. Dignified. Like something a Lord would say in Parliament.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes when taking what looks like an abandoned path in Minneapolis you encounter extraordinary things.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/10/2026
🎵sometimes you wanna GO where everybody knows your NAAAAME 🎵
jar jar binks and liberty biberty in hooters with malort
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Al Pacino in Heat (1995) uttering his immortal line about an ass and whether it is great
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Judi Dench with a speech bubble
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Culvers on some live laugh love bullshit
Culvers paper cup

some call it
SODA
some call it
POP
I call it 
perfect (script font)
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck this shit.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody give me a job
Graphic with five Lisa Loebs telling Sharon Stone to Stay cos she missed her
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Longlegs!
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lady with heavy cosmetic surgery in red dress next to trumpThe Joke with words, You know how I got these scars?
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Zaric Zhakaron 🎮🔧🐱🌸 @zaric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Opening the front camera by accident:
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pizz
Pizza Hut with a partially burned out sign that now reads "Pizz"
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, @startribune.com. This is absolutely irresponsible and needs an immediate retraction. Refuting your own headline right in the story.
Police: Shooting at Eden Prairie homecoming game was gang-related
Police did not specifically say that Somali gangs were involved, but Rep. Tom Emmer and others posted on social media calling the incident a “Somali gang crime.” This summer, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher issued a public warning of what he described as a surge of violence involving Somali gangs.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/10/2026
Confirmed ICE seen skulking around South Minneapolis. Eyes out, whistles up
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 03/10/2026
currently happening on nicollet mall: wedding party encounters minneapolis protest
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Pinhead!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is wrestling 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💰🎁🙏📥
a fake screenshot of the game final fantasy 8 with the character Irvine saying "the wealthy are always the biggest welfare recipients"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think my baby acts the way he does because he's Grogu-pilled
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I filled out the MLB post season bracket for the world series we need: Chicago vs Chicago.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2026: Hot Dog Helper 2027: Possum Helper 2028: Your unsuspecting yet so tender neighbor Gary whose back was turned and never saw it coming Helper
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Regular season for baseball is over so its time to watch Twins world series VHS memories. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8HU...
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1987 World Series - Minnesota Twins Vs. St. Louis Cardinals
YouTube video by MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ON VHS
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should just start sharing what I am listening to on LinkedIn. Give it some content and confuse people.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart
The first time I spoke with him was in Ireland in 2018. When you're living in an English-speaking country, Japanese suddenly reaches your ears in a startling way. Our conversations always started with his "Otsukaresamade-su." Backstage, I wouldn't sense his presence at all, but then those words would arrive right by my ear like the wind. And so I'd search for him. There's no English phrase that translates it just right—its meaning encompasses hello, long time no see, glad to see you, good work, goodbye, good night, see you later, and all sorts of other things rolled into one. I think it's the kind of greeting that comes from the way he's confronted pro wrestling in Japan. It's time. As always, I grab my bag and climb into the car. I can't believe the show goes on. Today and from here on out, forever, I know I'll keep straining to listen. Thank you, PAC.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026
UNANIMOUS 🏆 Olivia Miles stepped onto the WNBA stage and delivered one of the most prolific rookie seasons in league history. Her record-breaking rookie season ends with 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year honors! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ghostbird12345.bsky.social
Pacman world 3 screen with Orson saying "uh oh I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector pacman"

Pac-Man "details of my sectors energy should be between me and Ms Pac thank you very much"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Corndog portfolio @randylion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zap Rowsdower and Big McLargeHuge were unavailable for comments.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frank Caliendo watching the Madden trailer wondering what all the work was for.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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