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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

28 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, wearing a Greek military helmet and holding a spear, rolls up to the Elite Fish Market in a huge model of a fish on wheels, popping out from a small door on its back. Two employees watch him approach, and one says "The Trojan Tuna is back."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

27 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, dressed in a farmer's hat and overalls, digs a hole in the ground and places a hot dog inside. He covers the hot dog in dirt waters it, and suddenly a huge plant sprouts out of the ground, growing hot dogs from its branches. Iggy and a shocked friend watch on, and Iggy says "He's got a green thumb".

The Kitty Korner reads "Adam Singleton of Abilene, TX, says his cat 'Arya' watches him come home from the front window, then bolts to a back bedroom, only to stroll out nonchalantly!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

26 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits on top of a stack of six overturned garbage cans, reaching high into the night sky, deep in thought. Two sanitation workers see him contemplating, and one of them says "I do my best thinking around garbage."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

25 Sep 2026

Heathcliff rides around his living room in his ham car, driving in zig zags on the carpet. Grandma Nutmeg is entertaining a friend, and she says "The 'zoomies* are different around here."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

24 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks by a pet bird in the Nutmeg house, sitting in a birdcage. The bird swears loudly. Iggy and a friend are playing video games in a nearby room, and the friend says "I always learn new words here."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

23 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, who has put on his robe and wizard hat, stands in the Nutmeg family backyard, levitating a rake with his magic wand and making it take up a pile of leaves. Grandpa Nutmeg, impressed, talks to his neighbor raking the old-fashioned way, and says "I usually frown on his wizardry."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

22 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks up to a vet with a huge flea, twice the size of him. The vet and his assistant watch out their window, and the assistant says "That's your two o''lock. Big flea problem."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

21 Sep 2026

Heathcliff rides in his ham car, souped up with huge monster truck tires. He's wearing a helmet that says "HAM", naturally. He drives past the Meat Store as two employees watch him, and one of them says "Monster ham."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

20 Sep 2026

Several pugs walk down a hallway. Heathcliff holds out a giant piece of paper, and the pugs all get attached to it. A dog pound employee steps out, showing the product to his boss, and says "It's like flypaper". Heathcliff and the employee walk out of the dog pound with the pugs, and the employee says "He didn't go for the pug paper."

The Kitty Korner reads "Francine Maloczewski of Clinton Township, MI, says her cat 'Minmo' likes to take her spot in bed and even tries to push her out!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

19 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street wearing a helmet that reads "BRO". A man and his son watch him from their window, both wearing helmets- the man's helmet reads "DAD", and the boy's helmet is blank. The man says "Write your own helmet, son."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

18 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "HELMET". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Sometimes a helmet is just a helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

17 Sep 2026

Heathcliff strands on top of a large drone outside the meat store as two employees and a customer look on. Heathcliff's wearing a helmet that says "Meat". One of the employees pilots the drone with a remote control, while the other says "The Meat Drone is in the experimental phase."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

16 Sep 2026

Heathcliff is walking down the sidewalk with his girlfriend Sonja. He's wearing a pink helmet that says "IT'S COMPLICATED", and Sonja is looking up at the helmet angrily. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "She hates that helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

15 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down a boardwalk over a beach, smiling while wearing sunglasses and a yellow helmet that reads "SUN". The sun shines in the air behind him, wearing similar sunglasses and the same big smile. Two sailors watch from a boat on the ocean nearby, and one of them says "He's right with the sun."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

14 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

13 Sep 2026

A sleeping Heathcliff is woken up by an alarm clock. Dazed, he turns into a giant Hulk cat, a seven-foot green muscular Heathcliff. Hulkcliff smashes the alarm clock and angrily walks out of the house. Iggy, watching him go, says "He's not a morning cat."

The Kitty Korner reads "Dee Joyce of San Diego, CA, says her cat 'Pancho' hums a tune when he sees birds outside the window!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

12 Sep 2026

Heathcliff stands on top of a scale, which says "Hoo doggy" as he looks down angrily. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy look on, and Iggy says "He doesn't like the talking scale."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

11 Sep 2026

A food truck with a sign that reads "TABLE SCRAPS" sits on the street with a large line of cats and dogs waiting to be served. A taco truck nearby only has one patron, and the employee inside says "There are many pets in this area."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

10 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks up to the dog pound, where several dogs are behind bars, blowing a gum bubble that has a tiny chihuahua trapped inside. A pound employee angrily says "No gum."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

09 Sep 2026

Heathcliff paints a coat of a clear liquid onto his ham car, which glistens in the sunlight. Grandpa Nutmeg and a neighbor watch, and Grandpa says "He's glazing the ham car."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

08 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

07 Sep 2026

Heathcliff stands proudly outside the meat store wearing a scouting hat and ascot, standing by two similarly dressed smaller cats. They're watching a third young cat in a scout uniform cheerily walk an older woman out of the meat store to her car. An employee of the meat store, looking out at the scene, tells a customer "Those are the Meat Scouts."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

06 Sep 2026

Heathcliff leaves the Gum Store with a comically large piece of gum, which he chews and inflates into a larger and larger bubble. The gum balloon lifts him into the air and he flies away into the city on the now hot air balloon sized gum bubble. Iggy and an employee from the gum store watch him go, and the employee says "That's the long-range gum."

The Kitty Korner reads "Jonathan Ripley of Dallas, TX, says his cat 'Harry' loves to look you dead in the eye when he's knocking anything off the counter, then sprints away!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

05 Sep 2026

Heathcliff and a lawyer walk out of a courthouse solemnly. Heathcliff is wearing a barrister's wig. The lawyer says "The wig didn't work."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

04 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits at the witness stand in a courtroom, with a judge and lawyer present. He's glaring at the sketch artist, who's a mouse- and the mouse has sketched the scene, depicting Heathcliff and the two people as giant pieces of Swiss cheese. The lawyer says "He doesn't care for the courtroom sketch artist."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

03 Sep 2026

Heathcliff pounces down on two birds from ridiculously high in the air. One of the birds says "That bothers me."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

02 Sep 2026

Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

01 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street waving a white flag that reads "MEH" in large red letters. A man on a bench looks at the flag and says "I need one of those."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

31 Aug 2026

Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a court, with a fish inside a fish bowl on his head. The fish says "Bro", as a lawyer looks at the two, upset, and the judge raises his gavel. The judge says "Objection sustained."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

30 Aug 2026

A long procession walks down the beach in a line- the Summer Mummy, the Garbage Ape, three Heathcliff-sized devils, a robot, an alien, Heathcliff's fairy godmother, a small ham with arms and legs wearing a gnome hat, the Meat Cowboy, Heathcliff's convict father Pops, a cat genie, the Blob (wearing a gold chain), three Heathcliff cherubs, and the Hype Slug. They all get to the end of the beach, where Heathcliff is standing, a Bro fish in a fishbowl on top of his head. Above him, the sun smiles down, and behind him, Jimmy the frog DJs. Two seagulls fly in, and one says "He throws the sickest beach parties."

The Kitty Korner reads "Daniel Morris of Peoria Heights, IL, says his cat 'Wybie' loves the color pink. She will ignore all other colored cat toys and only play with pink ones!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

29 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, Iggy, and a friend of Iggy's look around the corner to see four mice lounging around, all of them wearing lifelike Heathcliff masks.

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

28 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, wearing scuba gear, plays guitar under the ocean to a humpback whale, who seems to be enjoying the tunes. Two sailors observe from a boat, and one of them says "Humpback jam."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

27 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, Grandma Nutmeg, and a friend of hers all look at a cuckoo clock in the Nutmeg household. Instead of a bird, a small clown comes out of the cuckoo clock on a spring and says "Coo-coo". Grandma Nutmeg says "He won't attack the clown."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

26 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks to the city dump, followed by the Catillac Cats- Riff-Raff, Cleo, Hector, and Mungo- who used to share a Saturday morning cartoon with Heathcliff in the eighties. Two dump employees watch the posse walk, and one of them says "It's where old friends get together."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

25 Aug 2026

Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja hold hands while floating through the sky by blowing big bubble gum bubbles. A suburban couple watches them float through the sky, and one of them says "We need more gum in our lives."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

24 Aug 2026

Grandma Nutmeg raises a flag on a flagpole that reads "UGH" as Heathcliff watches from a window. A mailman and a man watching his job look at the flag, and the mailman says "It's going up earlier than usual today."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

23 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks on the beach with two cherubs, smaller floating cats over his shoulders who look just like Heathcliff. All three are wearing cool sunglasses. Heathcliff gets on a surfboard and shreds some gnarly waves. The wave crashes with a FOOM and Heathcliff would have wiped out- except the cherubs grab him and float him through the air to safety. Two surfers watch on, and one says "We could use surf cherubs".

The Kitty Korner reads "Micah Jones of Jasper, GA, says his cat 'Ollie' loves to smell and play with while onion skins, like a ball of yarn!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

22 Aug 2026

Heathcliff cuts into a large tomato and a giant red genie poofs out by magic, crossing his arms and looking smug. Iggy and his friend watch on, and Iggy says "It's the genie of the Jersey tomato."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

21 Aug 2026

Heathcliff stands in a street, talking (in the symbols comics use to show swears) to a bulldog. A white cat wearing glasses talks over Heathcliff, explaining what he's saying. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "That's his interpreter, Diogenes."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

20 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, standing in a small rowboat, brushes a huge whale's teeth with a giant toothbrush. Two birds stand on top of the whale's head, and one says "Wait till you see the dental floss."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

19 Aug 2026

The Garbage Ape bounces down the street on a night, holding two garbage cans in his outstretched arms. A full moon is in the sky behind him, and the moon has the ape's face. A group of cats rejoices at the ape's approach. Two owls watch from a nearby tree, and one says "It's a rare Garbage Ape moon."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

18 Aug 2026

Heathcliff approaches a ship on a dock, wearing a helmet that reads "CHUM". The ship's captain, standing at the helm, calls out to three workers on the ship and says "All right. The rest of you, put your helmets on."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

17 Aug 2026

Heathcliff sits in a swing as his dad, the escaped prisoner Pops, pushes him into the air. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "You're always a kid to your dad."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

16 Aug 2026

A fly floats above Jimmy the Frog, and he tries and fails to catch it with his tongue several times. A swarm of flies follows, and he frantically licks at them, not being able to get a single one. Suddenly, he's able to lick a fly out of the air, and Iggy says "Jimmy got one!" as Heathcliff rejoices- the two of them standing next to an open container of flies.

The Kitty Korner reads "Alice Ladrick of Milwaukee, WI, says her cat 'Smudge' used to sleep in a cooler bag on top of the fridge, and ever since she got a fridge-top bed she guards the kitchen!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

15 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street wearing a pink helmet that says "ME". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Him."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

14 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street, breathing out a big stink cloud that's shaped like a giant Heathcliff. Four dogs run away in terror as he walks towards them. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Dogs tremble as his breath's approach."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

13 Aug 2026

Heathcliff and several of his fans are laughing together in a big blimp with the word "DANK" printed in huge letters on its side. Heathcliff's girlfriend, Sonja, looks up at the blimp angrily, as a couple watches on. One of them says "She's tired of the dank blimp."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

12 Aug 2026

Heathcliff is underwater, scuba diving among a group of hammerhead sharks. He's holding a hammer in his hand, looking up at the sharks, who ignore him and keep swimming. Three fish watch on, and one of them says "They usually don't welcome outsiders."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

11 Aug 2026

Jimmy the frog stands underneath a large glass shop window that has "INFLUENCER" painted on it in big red letters. Iggy and Heathcliff look at him from across the street, and Iggy says "Still nothing?"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

10 Aug 2026

Heathcliff rides around in a ham car, a car that's just a giant ham with wheels and a seat. He's wearing a helmet that says "ham". This ham car is particularly large- almost the size of a real, non-ham car. A customer and a Meat Store employee stand outside the Meat Store and watch him pass, and the employee says "That's a luxury ham."