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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4h

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Freealonzo @freealonzo.bsky.social · 4h

We just hit 50 beers and Lauren only had half of them!

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 9h

A practice that I find helps center me in compassion is imagining a world where I'm completely forgotten and being filled with love and gratitude for that world.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 10h

Going to be celebrating "Say No To Everything" October, where I decline all offers of social gatherings and additional responsibilities if my ass has any hope of getting moved without losing it.

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 11h

if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 11h

I would let them lock me up for perjury before admitting to going to a Hawkeyes game.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 13h

I hate what Public Relations has done to the English language and the ways and tone in which we expect people to communicate.

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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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Neighbors for More Neighbors (N4MN) @moreneighbors.org · 24/09/2026

Minneapolis folks -- we're calling on you to help us meet our goal! We currently have 25 registrants repping team neighbors and want to widen the margin and secure a win for most attendees! Follow the link and choose Neighbors with your ticket reservation! actionnetwork.org/ticketed_eve...

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New house is already hooked up for Xfinity. Wondering if there's any reason to fuss around with T-mobile Fiber now that USI was bought out. Also curious if folks have thoughts on Xfinity mobile. Hate to have all my data needs under a giant company, but at this point, you gotta choose 1 of 3

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was as tired as I've ever been in my life last night. Don't feel sick, just couldn't keep my eyes open and was in bed at 10pm. Didn't even watch videos on my phone. Slept straight through to 8am.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had a fun time at the game. Good guys made it competitive enough that I went hoarse in the 4th quarter. Walked 16k steps and now reclined with a beer and pizza pit

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 26/09/2026

Meanwhile in Ames

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 26/09/2026

I BET YOU DON'T HAVE AN IOWA STATE
IN YOUR CONFERENCE

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am bringing my partner to an ISU game for the first time tomorrow. I do not have a tailgating crew in Ames anymore, but if any ISU fans on here follow me and are willing to let us crash your party, I'd love to make new friends! #bluecy

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm a weak man. I see something ordered in a list? I gotta read it. Pre-season NBA power rankings? Got it open in 3 tabs. Ten best onion rings in Minneapolis? Absolutely. Ingmar Bergman films ranked happiest to bleakest? Why not.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to get to sleep but keep cracking myself up imagining a town called "Heavy Petting, Pennsylvania"

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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What if Totoro finally nutted and he just deflated like this.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If my ass gets furloughed, I'm going to go on roadtrips you couldn't believe.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is all true, and also at a fundamental level, you'll be missing the point if you don't also understand that every University President and Provost will fight to keep it this way.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Things are falling apart around me, but I'm going to eat a really big lunch.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Universities love to say "unprecedented times" to describe the every 5 year round of budget cuts, layoffs, and benefit reductions. Actually, all of this is extremely precedented.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You get really romantic ideas of the sorts of sneaking around you'll do in a domestic relationship, and it's mostly about eating 6 handfuls of Trader Joe's Thai Chili Lime Cashews over the sink at midnight before you go to bed.

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Tony Damiano @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maya before bed: "Daddy is the Grinch an ape?"

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Workday Magazine @workdaymagazine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This year, several worker groups hosted democratic assemblies in Minneapolis during Operation Metro Surge. New documents show how they were surveilled for Operation Puppet Master. workdaymagazine.org/how-federal-...

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How Federal Agents Surveilled a Worker Assembly in Minneapolis - Workday Magazine

This year, several worker groups hosted democratic assemblies in Minneapolis during Operation Metro Surge. New documents show how they were surveilled for Operation Puppet Master.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Alright. That was my mistake. I'm only on my second day of Executive Membership and wasn't prepared for how many Costco opinions you all would have.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally took the leap yesterday. We became costco members.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Raspberry lime sorbet out of the creami (garden raspberries, grocery store limes)

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They were very pleasant, got like $60, which was less than I hoped for, but whatever. Fine experience and I didn't have to individually try to sell shit on facebook marketplace.

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longblooming.bsky.social @longblooming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don’t know you or Pony, but this was funny.

Text of Ian describing buying an accordion for kid of a guy whose name rhymes with “Pony,” above a post by Tony who is that person.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You ever have 3-5 beers and start ordering toys online for kids that you know? Anyway, someone whose name rhymes with "Pony Zomiano" better get used to the sound of a four year old playing the accordion.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stunningly good weather in the Twin Cities for the past week. Gotta appreciate this stuff while it's here.

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What you might call a “Seasonal” Allergy … @theonion.com

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You know what sounds refreshing? Abolishing and prosecuting ICE. Reprinted for @riotfest.bsky.social and once again available on the website. $8 per shirt sold goes to the @icirr.bsky.social ! #riotfest

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think the Million Dollar Baby neck thing would actually feel great on me, specifically.

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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 20/09/2026

just got done by the goat

product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"

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AL @machostackhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

at the thrift store @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

A shelf of VHS tapes at a thrift store with a handwritten sign saying “NOW With More SPEED!”. There is a row of nine identical VHS copies of the 1994 film “Speed” starring Keanu Reeves artfully displayed to show his face along the top of the shelf.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone have experience of selling books/board games/video games to HPB Roseville? Is there a better place to go?

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm turning into an Aidan Flora believer. I'm normally pretty skeptical that a walk on is suddenly going to turn into your best skill player, but the results say otherwise.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The next quality step above IKEA furniture should be like 50% more expensive, not 500% more expensive, IMO

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Everyone hates the cop horses until the only way to solve a crime is eating 10 apples in 2 minutes.

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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Offices should have panini presses so that you can make toasted sandwiches at work.

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