Reposted by shushyDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 6hOh no it happened I cannot think of anything that isn’t submerged in pumpkin, absorbed by pumpkin, infused & inhabited by pumpkin 0194
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12hHow can there be so many smart, compassionate people in this country and yet, here we are? 119428
Reposted by shushyThat Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm about to become another year older, and yet somehow I've still never owned a boat. Somebody needs to answer for that 🤨 172
Reposted by shushyBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The water sparkled like a thousand tinkerbells were flying close to the surface today, bro, but you don't want to hear about all that. 23911
Reposted by shushymurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Put me on the straight and narrow? More like the wide and windy, bub. 02411
Reposted by shushyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Staying alive out of spite. 20286119
Reposted by shushyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ocean's Eleven, but it's just me and the voices in my head figuring out how to steal joy from myself. 02911
Reposted by shushyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m sorry I don’t have money to donate. But I have meatballs. Meatballs should count as currency 74324
Reposted by shushyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We never think to hold the Suns hand when it goes down 14420
Reposted by shushyCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No no, no. It's October, so we're in orange black purple. November is orange brown red. Whether your December colors are red green white or blue white silver or black red green, you don't get them until December 1st. That's two whole months away. Grab your pitchforks, we march on Macy's at dawn. 084
Reposted by shushyCornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone asked me how old I was today and I told them I have one, maybe two rotties left 1104
Reposted by shushyJill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not to brag but I can take a nothing day and suddenly make it complicated for awhile. 0175
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2733487
Reposted by shushyTheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On a brighter note, always remember that love is a four letter word! 😀 084
Reposted by shushygambolloch @gambolloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are a few good months, October is one of them 0153
Reposted by shushyKev Day @kpday9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We could be looking for the same thing. 021
Reposted by shushyNeedless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been walking before sunrise lately, when it's fresh and cool. Everything seems so fragile and perfect without people around. 0203
Reposted by shushyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on. 510145
Reposted by shushyAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Show me on this playlist where Bob Dylan hurt you 1152
Reposted by shushyΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I talked to some kids about encyclopedias and they thought I was having a stroke 39036
Reposted by shushyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy 114166
Reposted by shushyNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well Unexpected Turn of Events is my middle name 02815
Reposted by shushyDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The unsettling anxiety of feeling good. 25426
Reposted by shushyNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry I can’t work anymore today I need just lie here on the new mattress 13113
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Is that real?” I ask, pointing at everything. 616460
Reposted by shushyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, Jeeves, please fetch my posts. I wish to provide hollow validation on the Internet. 0206
Reposted by shushyΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Asking random cats to be my meow-meow 15024
Reposted by shushySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someday happens when you least expect it 211153
Reposted by shushyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one. 311240
Reposted by shushyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oooh I just love the sound of a wind chime in a Nor’easter 14715
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good day to park under a bridge and listen to your favorite AM radio station 710235
Reposted by shushyDarrell 🇨🇦 @darrellhere62.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday. The moon in all its glory last night. 211413
Reposted by shushyMitchell Nobis @mitchnobis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A bunch of sleepy guys stretching and pitting up shots in the high school gym before sunrise. A radio plays old hits. We form teams. RIGHT as we finally start the game, "Heaven is a Place on Earth" tears out of the radio. Shout-out to the universe for that one. Well done, amigo. 1102
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please understand every time you insult me I sing the Journey lyrics a little louder 1617764
Reposted by shushySeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there's two sounds every successful bartender needs to be hyper focused on: 1. ice clanking in an empty glass 2. credit card slapping on the bar 1208
Reposted by shushyKev Day @kpday9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We could be looking for the same thing. 152
Reposted by shushyDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When will the status of being overwhelmed be over? 13415
Reposted by shushymurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You can't fix me, there's no fixing, but you are welcome to come along for the ride, so get in loser, it's Thursday, and it's time to fuck shit up. Or we could just sit and drink coffee. We good either way. 0228
Reposted by shushyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me: I don't think you know how much you mean to me. I am so happy you're in my life. Coffee maker: 03713
Reposted by shushyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Be the derisive piece of shit you want to see in the world. 1178
Reposted by shushySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/03/2024In the name of the Earth, and the Wind, and the Fire, amen 69733
Reposted by shushySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time 521480
