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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️

@queenvofcoffee.bsky.social
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Similar name from Twitter. FB friends also welcome. Typo goddess and an all-around supportive & positive, but not toxic, person. 50% of the stuff I post is funny and the other 50% is a a grab bag. Unashamed cat mom and married to metalleopardttv. 😺🐈

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don't like your attitude, people with good attitudes.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
Australian diamond python is in the spice shelves of a grocery store. The spice bottles are in disarray. The way its mouth is set makes it look like a grimace.
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Time to find your spot in the Lair. It's our community night playing PEAK, and everyone is welcome in the den. We're live now, let's make it a good one. twitch.tv/metal_leopard
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Metal_Leopard - Twitch
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Metal_Leopard. I'm a Variety Streamer with a penchant for community games. I play everything except for sports games, racing games, and fighting games. Business Emai...
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Coop Gaming with ScoutPheobe! This might be the most stress I've ever felt over a single band-aid. The things we do to survive... Pure chaos with the community! #LeopardsLair #Gaming #FunnyGaming #IndieGame #Twitch
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I always get distracted by the weirdest things in games. I Was just trying to do my job, cleaning up a hotel room, when I got distracted by the view... I still have questions that need answers. #LeopardsLair #FunnyGaming #GamingClips #HotelRenovator #What
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My body has a mind of its own... Even in death, I cannot be stopped. This game is an absolute trip. We're playing more of it on Monday! #LeopardsLair #IndieGame #Streamer #GamingCommunity
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My life almost took a plunge! That moment of pure, unfiltered panic when you realize you've committed to a terrible idea. The relief at the end is REAL. #LeopardsLair #GamingClips #PCGaming #Streamer #Twitch
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I think my brain short-circuited... You know you just made an insane catch when your brain forgets how to make words. Hooly. Booly. Boo. #LeopardsLair #Gaming #FunnyMoments #Clutch #IndieGame
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Every co-op gaming session has a moment like this. When your friend makes a questionable decision and all you can do is narrate their inevitable doom. She was not okay. #LeopardsLair #GamingClips #PCGaming #FunnyMoments #Streamer
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Well played... That sound alert was perfectly timed. You love to see it. That one genuinely scared the poo out of me. #LeopardsLair #GamingClips #PCGaming #StreamFail #TwitchMoments
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Metal Leopard @metalleopardttv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Absolutely blown away by the creativity in the #LeopardsLair! My friend Lady Debi used Suno to create this incredible anthem for our community. It captures our vibe perfectly. Go show her some love! ❤️ #Community #Twitch #SunoAI
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
There's nothing cuter to me than overhearing my husband talking to one of our cats and hearing her actually respond to him. 🥹
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Wfh and a random guest earlier called and, when I may have altered my tone a little because I was admitedly frustrated, had the audacity to say I must have "had a bad night" and I wish I could have said "No, sir. I'm tired and don't like starting my day with assholes like you."
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“Listen, you’ll get your money, I just need a little more time.”
A mouse has a discussion with a cat.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
BRB. Going to yeet myself into the void.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Two of my three kids hated The Goonies…so they’re out of the will.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just ate like 4lbs of salad so I’m essentially invincible rn
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You’re the reason why some animals eat their young.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Get yourself someone that looks at you the way my cat looks at my food.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Why are my cats begging for my food as if I've been starving them since I got them? 🤔
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There’s nothing like buying an art set to find out you have no art skills
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
whisper sweet nothings in my ear and it better be in a hot accent
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
She couldn't resist the stranger's dangling participle. In the end though, he left her with a broken hyphen and a missed period.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Our orange cat, Topaz, sounds like a squeaky toy when he meows. I think it's adorable, but should I be concerned?
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
There has to be any easier way to not get laid
Picture of one of those goofy pinewood derby looking Tesla cyber trucks
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i'm never afraid when i'm naked - but most of the people in the malls are terrified
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Is platonic cuddling a thing? Because I could totally go for some platonic cuddling right about now.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/01/2025
my skeets are reasonably priced so there’s no need to pirate them
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sometimes, when my table is full of junk, I'll swipe it clear with one arm like I'm about to have wild sex, but I'm really just making room for a large pizza.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m out of coffee cream so I might as well go spend $17 at Starbucks instead
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Everyone know dry January doesn’t start until you finish all the alcohol currently in your liquor cabinet, silly
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Can I dress up like a 50's/60's housewife without actually being a 50's/60's housewife?
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Alexa do I have a cool penis be honest
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me five years ago: Why would anyone put booze in eggnog? Me now: *slams boozy eggnog like they're shots.
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart in a liquor store
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"You can't hear a picture. " The picture:
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Life is a highway and I’m stuck in a traffic jam
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Listening to Christmas music will make me feel more Christmassy, right?
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misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The hot air I’m full of is organically blown in from the Netherlands.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/12/2024
if it's not a shitpost what the fuck are you even doing with your life
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Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Rebranded McDonalds jingle idea: Ba da ba ba ba We Ruined It
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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Jesus turned water into wine. The Kool-aid man turned water into diabetes.
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Bluesky really missed the opportunity to refer to posts here as "bloops" or "blueps" instead of "skeets."
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☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Who would have thought that one of the most hated people right now would be a McDonald's employee?
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/12/2024
shitposting is protected speech
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