Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly bro when you feel like shit just have a karaoke dance party in your room it makes you feel so much fucking better bro I swear. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This last season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds may have been some of the wackiest Star Trek I’ve seen in a while, but given that I think next season may be last of the series and it’s probably gonna be hella dramatic and sad I’m glad we got a fun season. 020
Reposted by GabrielDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck nudes. let me see how you make your mac and cheese 812841
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every time I play a survival game and it tells me I’m “sheltered” I’m like you don’t have to remind me, I remember my upbringing too, OK? Geez, I’m working on it. Leave me alone. And then I step outside and immediately get killed. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do you think if I made a “no regerts” tattoo joke but said it should instead say “never fergit” and that it would be a picture of Fergie saluting the American flag with The Two Towers from LOTR in the background that it would go over well? My heart’s the right place I promise. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026From previously stated Star Trek episode I think the big epiphany was just “space can’t kill puppets.” …static.klipy.comBruh Reaction MemeALT: Bruh Reaction Meme 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When you’re watching Star Trek and the summary is everyone gets turned into puppets but Spock and in the episode Spock is having trouble keeping his mind quiet and contacts someone who says they’ll help but he has to promise them no high jinks… static.klipy.comMichael Scott's Oopsies Ohno GrimaceALT: Michael Scott's Oopsies Ohno Grimace 000
Reposted by GabrielSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You suck, Death. Do better 6364101
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAYDEN LAST WEEK DOLLY YESTERDAY AND NOW TIM CURRY TODAY IM NOT OK 020
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Coffee pee smells like a skunk sometimes… that or the skunk piss I drank went straight through me. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have a way better day when I remember my skin is just dry and don’t think there’s somehow ants crawling all over my body all up in everywhere. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I only yearn to search out and piss on one grave in my life, and it’s a cops. Shit if I’m lucky he already actually is. Sure did set a fine example for you boys. Which is why he’d deserve it. The way cops think certain people deserve things. So. Just in case you wondered where I stand. 000
Reposted by Gabrielscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 20/08/2026better ovulate than ovunever 312425
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sometimes life is like a sweaty crotch, there’s no way to fix it until you get to where you’re going so until then you just gotta keep going. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I went 100 earlier and I saw my life probability chance go down by like 5% in real time. Don’t do that kids, but if you do, be aware as fuck. 000
Reposted by GabrielPᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it. 131171254579
Reposted by Gabrielsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026bsky isn’t dying it’s dead just like all of us 1016840
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026On today’s docket binge watching as much of the late 70’s Japanese Spider-Man tv series as humanly possible. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Whether I’m pretending to talk backwards with a bit of gibberish thrown in, as long as it looks and sounds like I’m speaking in tongues or possessed by a demon, that’s what I’m going for. 🤙 010
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sorry for this but sometimes when I’m walking around with minimal clothes on I catch my body in a certain light and I’m like…there she is. The years haven’t been kind have they? Then I’m fiercely squirming to try to catch the same light… But it’s gone. Like tears in rain…  010
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The Ever Evolving Top 5 List of Favorite Super Or Not Heroes In No Particular Order: Superman Spider-Man Batman The Punisher Daredevil 010
Reposted by GabrielCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine 21947329
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Looking at things in normal is boring now when I can imagine live streaming through META glasses. I may not actually be wearing any but it’s the thought that counts! 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is how they should’ve done it IMO, they totally missed out. Spider-Man homecoming Spider-Man far from home Spider-Man no way home Spider-Man home sweet home Spider-Man home is where the heart is Spider-Man home home on the range Spider-Man home improvement THEN Spider-Man brand new day 110
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Old men covered in blood. It never touched them, but they’re drowning in it. 000
Reposted by GabrielOh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026couldn’t remember the word “detergent” and went with “sauce” so moving forward I’ll only be writing “laundry sauce” on the grocery list 0121
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My curse is that I romanticize attraction and physicality to point of near isolation because I feel like I lack the skills and never got the right training or understanding of how to enact or act on those things skillfully or properly OR learn how to utilize my own abilities in the same manner. 000
Reposted by GabrielOh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I think one of the best (free) things you can do for your mental health is let yourself fully enjoy a good cackle — witches are living their best, most authentic life when they cackle. You can, too. 0184
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I do say fine sir that that fart was absolutely fucking exquisite. Pip pip cheerio! 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You wanna stay in touch? Be ready for unsolicited feet pics. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Quite appropriately might I add, I’m deciding to watch Good Morning, Vietnam this morning. 010
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Nothing more iconic than going to IHOP on the country’s 250th birthday to really get your America gears all greased up and oily. Yes it was supposed to make you uncomfortable. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m gonna say Happy 5th of July tomorrow and you’re all gonna feel sooooooooo dumb just wait. 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Awww June flew by and I didn't even get to put my Gay Area sticker anywhere... 100
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Currently feeling like a wizard cause I predicted the light change down to a snap after verbally stating out loud, to myself, a 321 countdown. MOVE THE FUCK OVER DR. STRANGE 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ve got the need…the need…to shit, everyone get the fuck out of my way, move, MOVE! 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The laugh at the end of Thriller but replaced by Jared Leto‘s Joker laugh in Suicide Squad, specifically the one from the helicopter. If you know you know. 010
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026But does social media AI account for me crashing out and having 15 shots and nonstop scrolling for 100 videos just for shits with no break or actually watching or liking anything? 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s been so long since I’ve just ordered a pizza. That seems so cliche but I was like “I literally haven’t done that in years.” To be fair, I work near a pizza place that I frequent multiple days a week, so that’s why. I’m ordering a pizza for delivery for the vibes. From the same place. 🤣 000
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’d rather try to steal, get caught, try running, juke them, actually get caught, try to talk my way out of it then they change their mind and go to arrest me, beat ‘em up and get thrown in jail than pay for underwear these days. 010
Gabriel @gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026And then I needed to look up if they ever had a vinyl release for Pokémon The Movie 2000. They did not. So now I need one even more. 110