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Les 💫

@lesdoncorleone.bsky.social
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Be a pelican not a pelican’t 🐾❤️☺️ My Blueskies ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hm52wy2suq…

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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Batten down the hatches, keds! Wicked stahm a’brewin’
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey kid, don’t let it get to you
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Learning to blow smoke quotation marks instead of rings for whenever I'm speaking hypothetically
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 20/09/2026
Pop tart crusties
A very interested white and golden brown border collie stares at me A very interested white and golden brown husky stares at me
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tell all of my secrets to the trees.
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An oil change for my car cost $150 Cool cool cool
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The hummingbirds are gone 😭
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 12/09/2026
the world & the timeline needs more good
a peace sign saying more good
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any forest will do
A trail through the trees, bright green in the sunshine. I am a person who needs the forest.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Probably gonna make a cream sauce about it
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[me, wearing a Dr’s coat and tearing a piece of paper off of a notepad] “Ok, I have written you a prescription for a calzone as big as your head, and an edible. Please keep in mind that I am not a real doctor, and this is not a valid prescription, but I wish you bon appétit and a nice, mellow high.”
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 11/09/2026
man who caused all the probelms claims all the probelms with be solved if you elect him again
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffer from depression? No, I quite enjoy it here
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 08/09/2026
we are more than consumers
buy less on a peace sign
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: There’s been a massive recall of whatever it is you just put in your mouth
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The hummingbirds are busy fueling up for the long flight home. Just a few more dances at the feeders before they’re off 💕
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
A hamster sits in a tiny blue knit basket being held by a person dressed in brown.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🔥 @MapQuest ftw 🙌🏽
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Timeline Cleanse 💕
Sparkling Rose Superbena in a planter enjoying the summer day ☀️
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 28/08/2026
we should be alot angrier
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well I also have a strong opinion about that, I think, pouring curdled half-n-half out into the arborvitaes
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sunset 3/7
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who wants a sandwich? Cool, get me one too.
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Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is groceries are apparently not safe to eat anyway.
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Nick @nick-biondi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 22/08/2026
“Hey everybody, it’s time for special Saturday Seattle walkies with your pal Darby Doo! That’s me!” 🧵
A golden brown husky mix with blue eyes and white highlights grins in a sunny patch of black eyed Susans
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve never been on a cruise but I once took a ferry from Nantucket carrying 4 old window sashes and a bag of tools
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Teaching Chad to be a poor by telling him if he's good we can go pick out new fall potholders at dollar tree.
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Someone from Harvard gave me an A+ on the project I completed for them Updating resume to include honorary degree from Harvard on my resume 🎓
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you come home smelling like another dog . 😍
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 19/08/2026
fans
two sparrows at the feeder with their wings fanned out
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Look who just crawled out of the beans
New monarch butterfly, wings still crinkly from the chrysalis, hanging on a bean leaf
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kinda feels like the assholes are winning 🫤
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A beautiful pink cloud at the tree line, reflecting on the water. My fishing pole which the fish are completely ignoring is in the foreground. I’m just there for the sky.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m doing the opposite of a cleanse, I’m doing a clog
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cant rn i’m onboarding some new neuroses
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 17/08/2026
High blood pressure? Ask your doctor if dog is right for you!
Two golden brown and cream colored dogs are laying on a brown chesterfield in states of extreme sleep bliss. The fluffier one has her paws in the air like a dead cockroach, the other has long legs crossed and weewaw
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 17/08/2026
I've told my cat a million times to stop opening interdimensional portals in my house....
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone at the dog park said "good girl" and I looked. 😭
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Banana splits are the leading cause of banana divorces.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
banished from the deep end again
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Somebody come hide all my pills in cheese.
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 10/08/2026
daily cutie
a light grey sparrow with a peanut in its beak
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They did it, those sons of bitches actually managed to get them in a row.
A line of ducks all sitting in a row, on a partially submerged log in a pond.
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My coworker didn’t get a reference to Jerry Maguire. I told her to show me the money and she reported me to HR
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I saw a hummingbird moth!
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