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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the weight room....in the community youtu.be/0zATZViKw0A?...
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in the weight room. in the community.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
historically accurate massachusetts content
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just this nonstop www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zAT...
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in the weight room. in the community.
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djwmu1974.bsky.social @djwmu1974.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan Collins does corruption the right way. By: Ezra Klein
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This statement assumes that price increases are organic and not the product of rapid consolidation of the economy over the last 30 years under Republican and Democratic administrations. Laws on the books now could be used to increase competition and reduce prices.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Butler County man accused of planning a terrorist attack in support of ISIS appears in federal court. He pled “zoinks.” www.wpxi.com/news/local/b...
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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today, a coalition of orgs including Palestinian Youth Movement, Peace Action, and DSA, announced a campaign to "Drop the Genocide 20." They identify "the top 20 officials most responsible for promoting, lying about, and covering up the Gaza genocide in the Biden White House." dropthegenocide20.org
Head shot photos of Antony Blinken, Jake Sullivan, Brett McGurk, David Satterfield, John Finer, John Kirby, Matthew Miller, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, Karine Jean-Pierre, Barbara Leaf, Dorothy Shea, Jack Lew, Lloyd Austin, Samantha Power, Stephanie Hallett, Mira Resnick, Julieta Valls Noyes, Michael Kurilla, Uzra Zeya, Deborah Lipstadt
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First gas prices now this
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
" Mr Badazz, the conflict in Iran has pushed oil prices past $108 a barrel. Would you in today's fraught economic climate, still be on a song that advocates for Americans going to a nightclub on an empty gas tank and spending their gas money instead on VIP access and drinks?
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I try and imagine Tom Wolfe in 2026 doing ads for Quince or Bombas for his podcast network. Malcolm Gladwell will never be in the league of Wolfe and I know that every time I hear him shilling for Linkedin or ChatGPT on a podcast.
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would rather listen to Michael Wolff than hear Maggie Haberman glaze Trump and JD for access Everyone in the media pretends Maggie is not a scumbag because she is 75% forthright Her Nyt article w/JD as detail guy is an investment for a future 2028 campaign book www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/u...
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Behind the Scenes, Vance Gathered Unvarnished Views of the Iran War
Vice President JD Vance received sobering assessments about the war that did not line up with what he, President Trump and other top administration officials were saying publicly.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guy who just lost 5 large on the Browns tells his buddies he’s got a feeling about Jacksonville if they could spot him.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
his last words were “peanus horts”
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Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand
Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the c...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable
Matt Berry saying I can hear you Clem Fandango
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
The cast of Miramax rom-com The Matrix  (tagline - "How do you know when you've found the one?") smile for the camera, pretending they didn't just see Harvey Weinstein wink at them while he closed the door for a private meeting.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"When I say orthogonal instead of unrelated" -@JayKapoorNYC x.com/JayKapoorNYC...
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Columbia and NYU are now private fortresses that the community can’t access, they should pay property taxes. Actually they should have been doing that anyway, but the jig is so up.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/08/2026
how are they having trouble landing cuomo, couldn’t they just put a tv camera inside a raccoon trap
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Due to ongoing legal issues, I will be permanently shutting down my bloodmobile/taco truck
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Interstellar: SpaceX Investor Edition
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026
funny how the cutting edge of the far right is just regurgitated slaveholder agitprop from 1850.
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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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his, too, is how AI conquers campuses: through students’ internalization of blame. In the early 2000s, British Petroleum turned to the advertising firm Ogilvy & Mather to help them offload responsibility for climate change. The strategy they came up with was popularizing the term “carbon footprint.” Instead of thinking about big oil, individuals should fret over what kind of light bulbs they buy. Instead of demanding systemic responses, they should recycle. Something like that is happening now in higher education with AI. Institutions capitulate or dodge; students who don’t want to cheat with AI do; and then students believe it’s their individual failing. Some become cynical; some are filled with guilt.
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FRINGE QUEST @fringequest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Historic Photographs: Admiral William H.P. Blandy and his wife cut into a mushroom cloud cake, celebrating the 1946 atomic tests on Bikini Atoll.
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We asked three retired sheriff's deputies at a gun shop in Vidor, Texas
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People may blame my family for the unwashed dishes in our kitchen sink but I prefer to think it was Democratic socialists.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIREDCall me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!
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Sunny bun @breezecake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hard ball meme with Richard Nixon added to the center panel
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guess they are targeting the Russian birth tourism operators at Trump properties
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Whenever someone describes themself as a Centrist, it feels like they think the moral of the story of King Solomon was to actually cut the baby in half."
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#190. The Center and You
Hi everyone, Last week was kind of a blur. I know I started outlining a new writing project and did a bunch of shows. I cleaned out a whole lot of stuff from our apartment which remains, confoundingl...
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
There once was a pool that reflected A big algae bloom resurrected Peroxide will fix it Never mind, nix it Corrupt and quite dumb, one suspected
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As luck would have it, Sean from New York, who used to work for a pool company, was nearby to talk about this blue stuff.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
45 years ago today, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK was released. I was in the theater that day. Saw it twice! Pure movie magic.
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Indiana Jones: The Fine Skills Required
ALT: Indiana Jones: The Fine Skills Required
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ben All
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James Mac, CEO of ANTIFA™️ @floatalongfarm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It was missing something
Nick Bilton screaming at Scott Pelley meme but now with fresh NY bagels!
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"AI is operating at a PhD level" oh, so it's replying 'sorry for the late response' to every email and complaining about its labor conditions?
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putneywoke.bsky.social @putneywoke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Check back in a year on their profits.
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Chi Pu, Vietnamese Actress, Plays with Bubbles
ALT: Chi Pu, Vietnamese Actress, Plays with Bubbles
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