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Cabel Sasser

@cabel.panic.com
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 22h
atari-rebate.mp4
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 29/09/2026
gadgets.mp4
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 28/09/2026
planet of the apps
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2026
Mac tip! I have always held the Option key while opening the Go menu to access my Library folder. Did you know there's a brand new setting in View Options to ALWAYS show the Library in Home? What's that? It was added to Mavericks in 2013? No, I'm pretty sure it's brand new. Ok? IT'S NEW. OK???
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web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com · 27/09/2026
Payy Network bridge fully drained of $1.8 million September 24, 2026 www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=payy-n…
Payy Network bridge fully drained of $1.8 million
The Payy Network, a stablecoin infrastructure company, disclosed that a bridge contract had been fully drained of funds, netting attackers $1.8 million. They later stated that the theft was "NOT a compromised key, social engineering or exploit of our off-chain infrastructure," but has not disclosed what it was. They also announced that the stolen funds were "users' non-custodial deposits to Payy Network / Payy Wallet", which is somewhat of an oxymoron.
Payy Network has halted all activity following the attack.
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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 26/09/2026
Big Walk 12-player speedrun at 11am today and omfg they've been going so hard on the routing, look at this
big walk map with lines everywhere
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2026
this is the way. 50× more eye-catching than an AI generated ad. #bigchallenges
A black sign with yellow text, "Text them later, Alligator..." and "Don't Drive Distracted." A cartoon alligator in a yellow vehicle with a green object. The sign is under a blue sky.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026
can't a guy walk down the street anymore without being harassed by artificial intelligence
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
an amazing redesign caught in the wild, this time at a construction site. a rare situation in which i like both for entirely different reasons! which one do YOU prefer!? #wildredesign
A close-up of wrapped lumber featuring an illustration of a dragon breathing fire, rendered elaborately and fancifully as if in the 70s. The background is white, and the text readsA close-up of wrapped lumber with a far more modern, simplified, green fire breathing dragon.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
speaking of expanding to continue reading, i get this super bizarre bug viewing @polygon.com (Safari 27) where the "More Exclusive" zone just stretches infinitely as I scroll, as if I am in the Haunted Mansion pre-show. Is it just me?!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
I just noticed that the system screen recording tool in macOS 27 finally (finally!) has a "Include System Audio" option!!
A computer screen shows a pop-up menu with options in a dark background. The menu lists "Microphone" options, including "None," "iPhone (Cabel) Microphone," and "MacBook Air Microphone." A highlighted option, "Include System Audio," is selected, with a blue background. A cursor is pointing at this option.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's the delightful development story behind Big Walk, one of this year's best video games www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
bloomberg.com
The Six-Year Journey Behind ‘Big Walk,’ One of This Year’s Best Video Games
The delightful new co-op game started off as a pandemic fever dream
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
why is it that I need to "expand to continue reading". why.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 24/09/2026
somebody is gonna yell at me for sharing slop and i’m so sorry. but i just got this AI ad for a network install company on tiktok. flawless work, definitely the firm to hire. cc @tracketpacer.com
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/09/2026
😅
A smartphone screen with a notification showing a reminder. The notification has a blue and white logo, and the background is a dark blue. The text reads:

"Reminder!
Buy watched item now:
BAFTA Award Statue"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/09/2026
@vegh.ca hey, what do you guys use to auto-generate the alt text in that magic button? it worked well!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/09/2026
@sarahjeong.bsky.social the world loves a sarah jeong thread!!!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 22/09/2026
I opened a Slack DM with Tim and Neven, as we work on the Transmit 6 website. For some reason, Slack took me to the start of our chat history. I nearly fell off my chair.
A social media screenshot with a dark background. At the top, two cartoon faces are shown. Below them, the text "neven and tim." is displayed. Further down, a message reads, "This is the very beginning of your direct message history. Only the 3 of you are in this conversation." The date "Aug 23rd, 2016" is visible, followed by a message from "tim" at "1:39 PM" that says, "Yall ready to talk Transmit 5 webpage?!"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/09/2026
PDX: this restaurant "Hachi" is right by our office, and while i can't say the food will change your life… i can say that i haven't eaten a good $9.98 lunch around here since right around the time i bought my gamecube
a menu that has both a teriyaki chicken and katsu lunch plate with salad, rice, and miso soup, for $9.98
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/09/2026
a photo of a super pac man arcade cabinet A sign that says “hey guys, i got a family and a crippling addiction to pills! I NEED SOME QUICK CASH! I’ll sell ya this canine for $1000!”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 18/09/2026
caught this guy doing whatever this is
A rabbit with his back legs stretched out and crossed in a very strange way
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 17/09/2026
🚨
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 14/09/2026
just some great hand painted (new) signs
a funny painting of a fish that says “comin’ soon-ish”a painting of a sad car that says “yes! you will get towed”A nice painting of a dog barking and spitting that says beware spud on duty
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 13/09/2026
posting a knitted post appreciation post
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 12/09/2026
seen at my son's high school
A flyer that says “Know Your Rights! Teachers Must Provide Work Without AI Upon Request!”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 10/09/2026
my co-worker thomas took this picture on the road last year… and i simply will never stop thinking about it. it's been on my desktop ever since. i open it up every now and then to just ponder the universe. you see why, right?
a photograph to two mostly-identical blue toyota priuses (priii?)… with the EXACT SAME LICENSE PLATE plate on each: 373 HXV.
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 10/09/2026
Are you in a different time zone? Watching an inferior update video this morning? Just generally out of the loop? You might not have heard about the Playdate Season 3 which includes “Sound Mind,” the latest from reclusive, inscrutable, game developer Chuck Jordan. play.date/games/season...
play.date
Season Three for Playdate
Coming October 8: Another bundle of the best games on Playdate, available only here. Discover them each week along with the rest of the Playdate community.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
fwiw, i've really been enjoying using Indigo recently as a shared bluesky & mastodon client. the ui is super clean, it makes reading nice, and most importantly, it's great at crossposting. check it out! —me
apps.apple.com
Indigo for Bluesky & Mastodon App - App Store
Download Indigo for Bluesky & Mastodon by Aniline Applications Inc. on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Indigo…
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
can anyone who understands math help with a trade-in and Apple Upgrade, the duo will cost me $25.89/mo for 12 months, or $31.10/mo for 24 months. why is the 12-month lease payment lower than the 24-month lease payment?! (if i remove the trade-in, the 12-month lease payment is higher than the 24.)
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
just imagine how easy it will be to pre-order playdate season three on your iPhone duo
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
Quiz & Dragons
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
you just know kevin bayliss made this wrinkle texture in kai's power tools
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
hej. i'm here to report that the ikea × big walk rug seems to be sold out everywhere except ikea las vegas. 🥲
applink.ikea.com
IKEA PS 2026 rug, low pile, off-white/red, 5'7"x7'10"
IKEA PS 2026 rug, low pile, off-white/red, 5'7"x7'10" With vibrant red ink shapes on a base in off-white, this low pile rug brings a pop of play to your room. Designed by Michelle Armas for the IKEA PS 2026 collection. The dense, thick pile dampens sound and provides a soft surface to walk on.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
this mcdonald's has an interior design system i can only describe as McBanksy
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 06/09/2026
every one of these was a story
BRIDGE CITY BLOCK PARTY
ENTRY RULES

NO Illegal Substances
NO Drugs or Drug Paraphernalia
NO Non-Clear Backpacks, Purses, or Bags larger than 14" % 18"% 6"
NO Hydration Backpacks that contain non-removable and/or opaque bladders
NO HydroFlasks or other non-clear water bottles (filled or unfilled)
NO Unsealed Over the Counter Medications or Vitamins.
NO Vicks Inhaler, Vapolnhalers
NO Massagers
NO Drones
NO Laser Pointers
NO Pacifiers
NO Gas Masks
NO Native American Headdresses
HAVE YOUR TICKET AND ID READY!
NO Glass, Cans, Cups, or Coolers
NO Open Containers
NO Markers, Pens, or Spray Paint
NO Stuffed Animals or Dolls
NO Promotional Stickers, Flyers, or Signage
NO Inflated Toys, Balls, Balloons (must arrive un-inflated)
NO Sports Equipment
NO Chairs
NO Glow Sticks
NO Fire Poi or Fire Dancing Equipment
NO Smoking or Vaping of any kind, per Portland Parks Rule 20.12.110
NO Unsealed Tampons
NO Liquid Makeup
NO Unsealed or Aerosol Sunscreen
NO Outside Food, Beverages, or Candy
No Musical Instruments (Including Whistles, etc)
NO Tactical Gear
NO Walkie Talkies
NO Professional-Grade Tripods, Monopods, Go-Pro Sticks
NO Fireworks, Flammable Products, Projectiles, or Explosives
NO Chinese Lanterns
NO Weapons of any Kind (Including Pocket Knives, Pepper Spray, etc)
NO Professional Recording Equipment - Photo, Video, or Audio
NO Items deemed as posing a threat to the safe enjoyment of the concert by management
NO Totems
NO Tailgating Pre-Event
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Nate @thenotdoctor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Big Walk tattoo by the incredible @ameliamooretattoos.bsky.social Got it to commentate the amazing time I had with some of my favorite people @househouse.com
Character from the game big walk, holding a megaphone in their hands above their head and with a block at their feet with two 4 digit numbers representing coordinates.  The character has a purple body and a teal head.  3 other smaller big walk characters are celebrating and running in the background.  The are color blotches behind them all representing the green of the grass and a blue sky
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/09/2026
all around the world, over the course of many years, a bunch of white street and parking lights slowly turned blue/purple, when a special yellow phosphor coating that turned blue light into white gradually delaminated. nobody knew this defect would happen, it just took time. i think that's beautiful
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/09/2026
a month ago i cold turkey’d caffeine and dropped my many-coke-zeros-a-day habit. (for now!) the weirdest part is that, after two weeks, “diet soda aftertaste” detectors fully return. i tried a sip of coke zero and it was incredibly disgusting. when you drink it regularly, where does that taste… go?
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
i can only describe this type aesthetic as "Early NES Game Title Screen"
the cover of a board game called “Witch Hunt” with a blue, blocky type of lettering.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
@reckless.bsky.social Overheard in the office: "Does The Verge have, like, corporate/company subscriptions? If they do, we should totally get one for Panic" I think the answer is no? Please file this ticket
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
i called 911 and they answered quickly and our conversation was: "are you calling about the fire next to the freeway" "yes, thank you. goodbye" "goodbye"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
one of my stranger pieces of disney things is this WDI button from 1988. was it for animal kingdom's abandoned beastly kingdom team? was it for the Epcot china pavilion team? i don't know. (but i understand that this phrase has an additional, darker meaning, so its a real weird one.)
a button that says “chase the dragon” in a very early 90’s style
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 01/09/2026
laundry cup measuring is one of greatest dark patterns. like, i get it, you want me to overuse your product numbered lines! lettered lines! and for medium loads, "fill a little above line B"?! a little above?! you know you can move line B right? just open the art file
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 30/08/2026
life can be good random and bad random, so i really really appreciate good random. this made my day.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 31/08/2026
Actual PR: "'We know it can be frustrating if your typical salty dipping vessel prevents your perfect scoop or breaks as you dip, which is why we've created Pringles Dippers,' says Eileen Flaherty-Yao, senior director of salty, Mars. 'Our iconic parabolic shape is now thicker and wavier than ever.'"
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Mikhail @va11halla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you like the Playdate, buy UFO 50. If you like UFO 50, buy a Playdate.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Arco (Steam) w/ 16 more games is $15 on Humble Indie's Support for Venezuela Bundle buff.ly/PJhPolI #ad
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 30/08/2026
life can be good random and bad random, so i really really appreciate good random. this made my day.
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Blip Blop @blipblop.net · 30/08/2026
The soundtrack to FMV game @blippo.plus is getting a vinyl release via Hologram Opera titled "Greatest Hits From Planet Blip" and it's up for preorder now (also making it the first Playdate game to get a vinyl release): blipblop.net/music-from-b...
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