Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 23mReactions to Camp Miasma on my timeline are strikingly polarized. 👍 👍 or 👎 👎, not much in the middle. (I haven't seen it myself.) 000
Reposted by Gregory HaysPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think people who are attractive should be allowed to be good at music, comedy or art. I will allow dance and some acting. 2469
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 21hSo we've been going through your records and we have a couple of qu— 050
Reposted by Gregory HaysDerek Fox @partialobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But if we don’t buy a bunch of bananas every week and let them brown on our counter, how will the colony of fruit flies in the kitchen sustain itself? 1162
Reposted by Gregory HaysAsheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 02/10/2026Checking in on how things are going over at the Chronicle Against Higher Education: 21463102
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 01/10/202611-YO (watching South Park): Is Barbara Streisand a real person? 2193
Reposted by Gregory HaysAndrew @tjsleakyroof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026once I got so mad at a guy I almost did something about it, but then I didn’t 2295
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So hypothetically, in this scenario, with an election five weeks away, is it good to be the party that controls every branch of government? Is that a good situation to be in? 130
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump has never had an actual friend, which is why he imagines Kim and Putin and Xi are his friends. 1141
Reposted by Gregory HaysHannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If “irreparable harm” means anything, it means being sent to a country you’ve never seen, where you may well be imprisoned, tortured, or killed, under a policy that (the cert grant implicitly acknowledges!) may well be illegal 318179
Reposted by Gregory HaysThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things 471430196
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I dropped off a couple of cans this morning and found the pantry nearly empty. I'm going to try to swing by more regularly. 1133
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ohhhhhh my god someone wrote a song about texas? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?should we invite greg abbott 2688
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time I watch Hail Caesar! I notice new things. This time: the starlet whose illicit photoshoot Mannix busts up in the Big Sleep parody scene is named Gloria DeLamour. The song playing in the restaurant during Hobie and Carlotta's date is Benny Goodman's The Glory of Love. 1142
Reposted by Gregory HaysMelissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Running for president as a single-issue candidate: Requiring websites to make Boolean searches work again 1123528
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't be mean to the president, he's been working very hard on the plan for free IVF that will be coming in about two weeks 171
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know we all know this, but he is just so fucking exhausting 030
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Democrats can't stop talking about this person literally no one has heard of and their book that literally no one will read 040
Reposted by Gregory HaysAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 25/09/2026quietly: I would like better bus service Sensibles: THE LEFT WITH THEIR UTOPIAN DREAMS 2413
Reposted by Gregory Haysae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when you’re that rich you don’t even need to know your name, fwiw 4631
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada (Cocktail!) at Trader Vic's ... and he looked strong, vibrant, and fit! 1111
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"When your enemy is drowning, throw him a life preserver, maybe a couple, just to be on the safe side." – Senate Dems 182
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Email from the pool with link to this year's membership survey: "Last year, 288 of you started the survey and 173 of you submitted it. We acknowledge that 60% isn’t a great submission rate and suspect that some of you may have struggled to get through all 52 questions...." 160
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ford doesn't have much named for him because he was only president for 2 1/2 years and they want to take this away from him too?? 160
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026on fægerre Verona þǣr we leogedon ure gesyhðe 311025
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Senate Republicans will never convict, but Democrats should absolutely make them jump on the grenade. It should be a monthly event. 0153
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This seems like a dumb thing to do if you're trying to maintain a functioning, solvent system of health insurance, which perhaps suggests that that's not what they're trying to do. 34616
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"But what if the facts were not as they are, but a completely different scenario I invented? What then?" 190
Reposted by Gregory HaysDr Craig Barker @drcraigb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apparently episode one was first broadcast on the BBC 50 years ago today. Still one of the most remarkable television dramas ever. I Claudius 2032694
Reposted by Gregory HaysJake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey guys, I’m as progressive as they come, but [opinion to the right of John Birch] 0252
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Their concerns are that he's a Muslim, I'm not sure she's gonna be able to help with that 0100
Reposted by Gregory HaysMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations 110627
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Limited-episode prestige TV dramatization of The Twenty Days of Turin when 030
Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lauren Boebert leads a busy life, I'll say that much 041
Reposted by Gregory HaysChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 21/09/2026I don't think we're getting an accurate reading if the only death option is "peacefully in his sleep". Add "publicly at a press conference with an unexpected expulsion of fluids from both ends" and see if the numbers change 1204
Reposted by Gregory HaysJane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just heard an interesting example of a shift in language usage. Young receptionist asking an older man if he had a phone number, or just a landline. She rephrased it a couple times and it was very clear she didn’t consider a landline to be a “phone”. 2330637