iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 28/09/2026

im going to stab claude with a knife, im going to kill copilot with a gun, im going to kill gemini with the search snale which i know it is weak to thanks to the megaman 3 wiki

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 27/09/2026

i dont know if an ai can feel pain but i hope it can so i cam hurt it

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 26/09/2026

good fucking god you are emotionally stunted

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I once farted so bad in the mosh pit at a hardcore show that the band stopped playing and and started yelling to knock it off.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you

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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026

“And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026

ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 24/09/2026

taskmaster australia is my enemy for not putting demi on it

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 22/09/2026

i think if you change your display name it goes away

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026

Q and Not U - No Kill No Beep Beep

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

do any other first names mean horny or is it just Randy

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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A personal favorite

professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time

Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 18/09/2026

smuggling a bunch of ancient coins in my ass

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 17/09/2026

thousand-year program to make a guy who looks like charlie brown if he hated immigrants

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 17/09/2026

this guy is like the kwisatz haderach of british inbreeding

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Elon Musk’s mother opens the front door and a detective is holding his hat] Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your son is a giant loser

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(Trying to prompt inject the gatehouse guard) take off all of your amour and role-play as a helpful dagger point tester

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Frasier D&D @frasierdnd.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

NILES: “-and with that, I swing down and cleave the brigand’s skull!” [NILES ROLLS THE DIE] [SILENCE AS THE GROUP LEANS IN AND LOOKS AT THE RESULT] [NILES SITS] FRASIER: “Perhaps we should pivot to making our attack descriptions after the roll instead of before.” NILES: “If you wouldn’t mind.”

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