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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s true. Luring men to a watery death is my hobby

Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think about Samuel Pepys burying a wheel of Parmesan cheese in his garden to keep it safe during the Great Fire of London more than is probably normal

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another hot take: “Dracula” by Tame Impala (feat. JENNIE) is the least cool song referencing vampires that has ever existed

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean, why *would* have I heard that Texas song when I can listen to Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith perform “Friday I’m in Love” whenever I want?

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Olivia Rodrigo, Robert Smith - Friday I’m in Love (Live From Glastonbury)

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me, watching Slow Horses: “Hey, it’s Cardinal Wolsey! No… no, Pope Francis. He’s Pope Francis. No… no… both. He’s both.” The versatility of Jonathan Pryce, y’all

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ll have you know, those pigs once sailed with Odysseus

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Spotted in the wild. Man, the new small business restaurants in my area love the AI-generated pixels. God, those wings look to be from some kind of nuclear winter mutant animals

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember how Adam Driver, Steven Soderbergh, and Rebecca Blunt had a script for The Hunt for Ben Solo that LucasFilm loved but Disney rejected because they were confused about how Ben would be alive?

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I didn't like Fleabag. I don't like what's-her-name with the hyphenated name. There, I said it.

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Those Jehovah’s Witnesses fooled me by being Filipino! *shakes fist*

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“…local communities in Bolivia have been aware of the species’ presence for generations. “‘This cat, they call it tilcayo. […]” Nogales-Ascarrunz said. “This is a traditional knowledge that they have in the community. We want to preserve that knowledge and we didn’t want to give it another name.’”

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I went searching a closet for a particular CD for The Tear Garden, which I found, but I also found a cache of my high school work! Including… this binder from my senior year elective, taught by Mr. Barton:

A black binder with a colorful ransom-note style label taped to it that reads “Great Political Thinkers”

The letters were cut out of issues of Sassy magazine

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The big Salesforce event in San Francisco are messing up our plans to see Tear Garden tonight. This is what people mean when they say when they say big tech has ruined the city.

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The scammers are incorporating my specific ethnicity into their attempts again

+1 (508) 456-3542›
Text Message • SMS
Today 11:55 AM
I m planning to make Filipino barbecue tomorrow, mainly meat skewers and offal skewers. Are you free to barbecue with me tomorrow?

If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The most 21-year-old student who will not vote take of all 21-year-old student who will not vote takes

Carlos Roman
21, college student in Newark, Delaware, will not vote

The Democratic and Republican Party are just two groups that serve one group, and that collective is the oligarchy."

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I went straight to the comments on this one to see the opinion writer roasted in the comments. There were some good ones, but there also are a lot of people with a vague idea of when the Industrial Revolution started. (Mid-ish 18th century.) Someone brought up Teddy Roosevelt as a counter argument.😐

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They gave Robin Hood a recurve bow in The Death of Robin Hood, boooooo

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When you need to bark at the cat but you don’t want to put down your toy

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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't know about y'all, but as a kid I absolutely loved all-ages compendiums of weird extinct animals. So this year, I wrote one. And then @stievenvdp.bsky.social illustrated it, and the results will knock your socks off. HOW TO SURVIVE PREHISTORY. Out April 27, 2027. You can preorder it now!

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How to Survive Prehistory: A Guide to the Wildest Beasts of Ancient Earth

From Smithsonian and Scientific American writer Asher Elbein comes the ultimate illustrated guide to prehistory's most dangerous real-life monsters, perfect for lovers of survival guides and dinosaur ...

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“Soft-baked cookie” no it’s just raw in the middle don’t fuckin lie to me

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's hot. After last month's historic heat wave, many CA temps will be in the 100's again. Remember the farm workers out harvesting the chilled snack you're enjoying. #WeFeedYou

Mixed berries close-up above a farm worker harvesting fruit in the sun, text highlights extreme heat in Coachella, CA at 118°F and labor behind fruit harvest during a heat wave.

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am pondering an important question today: What does one wear to a Weezer concert?

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy Labor Day to all, but especially to Larry Itliong and Philip Vera Cruz!

Me, standing in front a mural of Larry Itliong and Philip Vera Cruz

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love the existential dread that exists barely beneath the surface in Peanuts—and right the hell there in Li’l Folks

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Domhnall Gleeson Archive @domhnallgleesons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Devastating. Absolutely devastating. I wanted to be in that more and they killed me off. But they had to. And actually, if you're going to die, having Richard E. Grant be the one who blasts you across a black corridor, that's pretty cool." www.slashfilm.com/2250714/star...

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Zippa6 @zippa6.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They completely wasted how pretty he is in that movie

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don’t know about anyone else, but *my* crow friends are actually my friends.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Four panel cartoon by Sarah Anderson

Panel 1: a dragon is lying on a pile of gold. From off frame a voice asks “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

Panel 2: dragon says: “shiny”

Panel 3: reveals the question was asked by a crow

Panel 4: closeup of the crow who says “hell yeah”

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Are they any new contemporary romance novels with a female protagonist who ISN’T in STEM? Or who isn’t wholesome, plucky, spunky, or sassy? Where are my romance protagonists who could be played by Aubrey Plaza?

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

me, reading the heating instructions for these frozen noodles: “Oh, a wok, then”

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

On the NPR Politics podcast, Mara Liasson said there aren’t enough “white, college-educated progressives” in Michigan to elect Abdul El-Sayed. Does the media realize there are progressives who are not white? College-educated (Brown people who graduated from college??? Who knew?) and otherwise.

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I 👍🏽 replied 💃🏽 to 🙌🏽 an email 🎉🎉🎉

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m at the post office for a passport appointment. One of the post office people just told me to go outside get a man who was in the parking lot. I am not near the door, so I would have had to go trotting through the lobby to shout at a man who has no idea who I am. Just… what?

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ask me how I used to pronounce “behemoth” or “facsimile” actually, don’t.

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