Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cold and rainy weekend. I bought some nice eBay sweaters and was looking into where to get good apple cider donuts and fully become the King Of Fall and now it’s going to be 80 degrees on October 1st so I might fuck around and jump in front of a speeding locomotive 2823
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cold and rainy weekend. I bought some nice eBay sweaters and was looking into where to get good apple cider donuts and fully become the King Of Fall and now it’s going to be 80 degrees on October 1st so I might fuck around and jump in front of a speeding locomotive 2823
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On second thought, burn these uniforms immediately. Maybe keep the helmets though. 0140
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m an NFL uniform traditionalist, but these weirdo futuristic Bills costumes aren’t too bad. 130
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The single best outfit in movie history. Jeans, denim shirt, tie, sport coat, peacoat, hiking boots, aviators, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. No one has ever gone that hard 6492
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The single best outfit in movie history. Jeans, denim shirt, tie, sport coat, peacoat, hiking boots, aviators, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. No one has ever gone that hard 6492
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A List Of Names Of Nic Cage Characters To Read Aloud Like Casting A Spell: -Cameron Poe -Memphis Raines -Castor Troy -Stanley Goodspeed -Enrico Silvestri -Captain Antonio Corelli -Sailor Ripley -Little Junior Brown -Rayford Steele -H.I. McDunnough -Benjamin Franklin Gates -Balthazar 4359
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A List Of Names Of Nic Cage Characters To Read Aloud Like Casting A Spell: -Cameron Poe -Memphis Raines -Castor Troy -Stanley Goodspeed -Enrico Silvestri -Captain Antonio Corelli -Sailor Ripley -Little Junior Brown -Rayford Steele -H.I. McDunnough -Benjamin Franklin Gates -Balthazar 4359
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some actors embody roles, some actors make choices: Christian Bale necromancing Al Davis to bring the most and best deranged owner in NFL history to life. Nic Cage deciding to do live action Homer Simpson. Say what you will about this maniac, but he is making choices every second of every movie. 2332
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overpacked and bought a suitcase on vacation. Wheels suck so I’m 10 videos deep into how to change suitcase wheels for skateboard wheels. Very excited to power-tool this perfectly fine suitcase into the dumpster and be stuck with two sets of something called “Powell Peralta Dragon Formula Wheels” 2793
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overpacked and bought a suitcase on vacation. Wheels suck so I’m 10 videos deep into how to change suitcase wheels for skateboard wheels. Very excited to power-tool this perfectly fine suitcase into the dumpster and be stuck with two sets of something called “Powell Peralta Dragon Formula Wheels” 2793
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Carrie Fisher held the Best Brunette In The World title belt an unprecedented 5 straight years, 77-82. It took the combined powers of Phoebe Cates, 1982, and Jamie Lee Curtis, 1983 to wrestle it away from her. Incredible run. Mount Rushmore stats. 210913
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Carrie Fisher held the Best Brunette In The World title belt an unprecedented 5 straight years, 77-82. It took the combined powers of Phoebe Cates, 1982, and Jamie Lee Curtis, 1983 to wrestle it away from her. Incredible run. Mount Rushmore stats. 210913
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bought something called Dill Pickle Buffalo Everything Sauce and I’m not going to gatekeep here, it goes hard as fuck. Don’t say I never did anything for you. 4444
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought some shit called like “Dr Snoozey’s Night Night Level 10 California Macho Weed Sleep Tablets” in San Diego and I’m thinking of crushing up a couple and snorting them to either reset my circadian rhythm or send me to shadow realm. 4681
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought some shit called like “Dr Snoozey’s Night Night Level 10 California Macho Weed Sleep Tablets” in San Diego and I’m thinking of crushing up a couple and snorting them to either reset my circadian rhythm or send me to shadow realm. 4681
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I adjust instantly and perfectly to west coast time. I returned to the east coast Monday and have spent the last five days in a fugue state of medium insanity, fighting off two hour 4pm naps like a 90 year old maniac. 1570
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck Robert Kraft. I think I’m just going to become a Bills fan. Maybe the buccaneers if they switch to creamsicle uniforms. Or the Bengals. I like jungle cats. I don’t know. My point is I’m well past done with sportswashing evil shit 1361713214
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck Robert Kraft. I think I’m just going to become a Bills fan. Maybe the buccaneers if they switch to creamsicle uniforms. Or the Bengals. I like jungle cats. I don’t know. My point is I’m well past done with sportswashing evil shit 1361713214
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That little rat chimney sweep, Ed Sheeran, can sip his tea out the toilet. Fuck him. I realize he was born with coward-face but Jesus. 113913
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That little rat chimney sweep, Ed Sheeran, can sip his tea out the toilet. Fuck him. I realize he was born with coward-face but Jesus. 113913
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think the best financial advice I can give you is always play Vegas airport bubble craps. Nothing can go wrong with that plan. The airport bubble craps machine loves you and wants to give you a nice parting gift. 2525
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My uber driver is a Dominican guy named Hansel. He’s blown two stop lights so far and he’s going 75 on surface roads. His car is ice cold and he’s blasting Spanish EDM at top volume. Unless he pilots this thing into school bus — 5 stars. 30% tip. 2138421
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My uber driver is a Dominican guy named Hansel. He’s blown two stop lights so far and he’s going 75 on surface roads. His car is ice cold and he’s blasting Spanish EDM at top volume. Unless he pilots this thing into school bus — 5 stars. 30% tip. 2138421
Reposted by Mr. Caitcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2026your mom and dad in vacation mode 30111813
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I had a series of strong cocktails tonight so maybe it the booze talking, but even though times are hard, we are all making it through to the other side. We are going to win. I love you all and I’m proud of you. Never stop fighting. 514720
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I had a series of strong cocktails tonight so maybe it the booze talking, but even though times are hard, we are all making it through to the other side. We are going to win. I love you all and I’m proud of you. Never stop fighting. 514720
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is how my night is going. Some people never learn. She’s not some redneck bimbo. She’s the destroyer of worlds. 31634
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is how my night is going. Some people never learn. She’s not some redneck bimbo. She’s the destroyer of worlds. 31634
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You don’t need to take that language dialect quiz. If you say “bubbler” “tonic” or “rotary” they know you’re North Shore Massachusetts trash. Welcome to the resistance. 2240
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is close as I’m prepared to get to a smartwatch and that’s only because I don’t trust the step tracker on my iPhone, and I still won’t pull the trigger on buying it. But it Is 1990’s Expansion Team Teal, which haunts me. 4330
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Do not vote for me for prom king of this website or whatever. If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve. Vote for my beautiful wife instead. She just got her hair done for you slobs and everything. 6862
Reposted by Mr. Caitcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/09/2026you know in your heart it's me and Adonis 2244718
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bought the headlamp and after two months I needed a headlamp and it fucking ruled. Red light? Spotlight? Yes and yes. And it HIT. Buy a Nitecore NU 20 headlamp. 6671
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bought the headlamp and after two months I needed a headlamp and it fucking ruled. Red light? Spotlight? Yes and yes. And it HIT. Buy a Nitecore NU 20 headlamp. 6671
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Drove to my fantasy football draft blasting the live version of Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac on repeat at top volume. You have to set the tone, kids. 2450
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Bill Simmons is a Connecticut rich kid masquerading as a Boston dirtbag. He’s a fugazzi and always has been 0448
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Bill Simmons is a Connecticut rich kid masquerading as a Boston dirtbag. He’s a fugazzi and always has been 0448
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/04/2026You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever. 241456129
Reposted by Mr. CaitJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7253894911274
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Is that true? Does that matter? Only in that performing miracles is a qualification for sainthood. 316732
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Is that true? Does that matter? Only in that performing miracles is a qualification for sainthood. 316732
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Friday reminder: There is no ethical use of AI. The entire enterprise is fueled with the blood of every artist in human history. It's goal is the enrich the billionaire oligarchs who want to enslave the rest of us. Instead of asking Claude, ask your toaster in the bathtub. 010019
