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Kastor

@kastor.sh
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blue catboy, software engineer, amateur #pixelart, husband of @haurchy.bsky.social ❤️, ffxiv raider, cat dad and unapologetic sex pervert icon by @tagcaat.bsky.social blocks/mutes are not personal, it just means you annoyed me

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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social · 2h
"Music is over" is the mating call of a creature that thinks we sat around a fire 20,000 years ago and invented drums as an investment vehicle
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 6h
bro
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NotNite @notnite.com · 14h
my ADHD mental task queue is more like an ADHD mental task linked list written by a junior engineer and all the pointers are corrupted
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 7m
> using copilot at work as i am expected to > ask it to plan a task, answer a bunch of questions > it comes up with a plan, asks if I want to execute it > i say yes, execute the plan > it spins for 2 hours > “Plan complete. I’ve written the plan to […]. No source files were changed.”
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 9h
the discord subforum feature is maybe the most anything has ever felt like going through hidden subterranean crawlways to talk in a small, metal room. you can feel the weight of the program around you when you're in there, and the air isn't good or fresh
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 1h
I have stopped doing it entirely. It felt soul crushing. If something speaks to me as art, I enjoy it. If I find out later that it’s AI, I can change my perspective on it. I haven’t lost something by being lied to about its provenance.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 5h
least fascist republican
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 7h
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 23h
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 18h
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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Gregeoce @gregeoce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CUT MOMENT 1
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
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Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
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I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 29/09/2026
btw porn addiction isn't real www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
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Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction, You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 11h
one must imagine sisyphus happy
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saku 🐺💖🐇 gateway fate 306 @sakulicina.net · 11h
A Knight to Remember. #sakuart || #ffxivart
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 10h
I know it’s only “fake autumn” in the south right now but I am so excited for cold weather again.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 16h
wonder what the first eight solutions looked like
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 13h
Mamdani is 100% right here, despite some people reading into this things that are not said here. Antisemitism is a scourge upon the world. Doesn't need any qualification or quantification or caveats or what-abouts. Any antisemitism is too much antisemitism.
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 11h
Why did I just have to see art of a giant woman with penises for nipples
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 11h
There are two subjects I am extremely educated in and I will never stop being endlessly annoyed by people that confidently speak incorrectly on them. Anything else I can forgive but not the English language and not computer science. I don’t care if you’re wrong just don’t pretend to know things.
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Sean Gardner @seangardnerxiv.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ballads 1 by Joji
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ani ✵ @aniakka.bsky.social · 17h
Esmeray fancy fit for in the future.. Will still have to design a mask heh. [ #heraldsoftheend #dndoc #dnd #ocsky #ttrpg #art #oc ]
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naru / currently NG+ marathon before evercold SORRY FOR SPAMMING @leonvaleren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't play 1.0 but I thought who else to start the week with if not with mother miounne. She was the first lady that catched my eye in the game after all 😌 #xivwomenweek #ffxiv
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@godblocker @godblocker.bsky.social · 17h
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 16h
Yeah, no one does this in any other art form. It'd be silly if we had books with titles like Les Misérables, Bel-Ami, Kokoro, or Candide. Or imagine movies named La Strada, Cinema Paradiso, Ugetsu, La Dolce Vita or Das Boot. Weebs have been a plague on localizing titles for at least 140 years.
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 22h
a crazy pervert broke into my home and drew this
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ratking 🥀 @rxtking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Halmarut my beloved #ffxiv | #rat_art
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20h
and the republic said I see you and the republic said you have filed the game well and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid and the republic said you are the daylight and the
and sometimes the constituent believed the republic had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream, through a source that was cited

and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

and the republic said the light you seek is within you, and in the pamphlet

and the republic said you are not alone

and the republic said you are not separate from every other filer

and the republic said you are the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code

and the republic said I love you because you are the reason we have a ZIP code at all.

And the session was over and the constituent woke up from the dream. And the constituent began a new dream. And the constituent dreamed again, dreamed better. And the constituent was the public. And the constituent was love, with a routing number.

You are the constituent.

Wake up. The form is still there.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing a bunch of white men saying they wont vote this November cause they can't find a job woahhh did your guy fuck the economy???? who could have seen that cominggggg?
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Punished Rescue @clericstance.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fat Tail Friday ♥️🐊
A rough sketch of my OC Rei a face three au ra with two sharp horns on her forehead, and large croc tail. She has long hair, pink to dark purple scales, green eyes, red painted nails, long muted blue hair with straight cut bangs, and broad shoulders with toned arms. She is wearing a short red spaghetti strap dress and is looking at the viewer with a grin.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Igloo
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
We really need to create some kind of public task force to shut down manchildren before they get to this point.
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
No that is not a rocket in my pocket, it is my penis. I am not, however, happy to see you. I am very upset with you right now. My penis does not feel the same - we are having a disagreement on the subject. Thank you for understanding.
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
actual $20,000 cat moment
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a black and white cat looking irritated, captioned "i am angry because you paid a lot of money to save my life. it disrupted my routine."
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no one should use this thing but I just cannot stress enough that you have to stay away from it if you’re a practicing attorney
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
The right does not deserve forgiveness. They are utterly evil.
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
friend gave me their old cat couch and now he's da king of da couch
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Tavya🔞 @tavya.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Loaf of a man
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
man it is always weird when i see some callout for someone for having "problematic" kinks that are harmful to... themselves wtf business is it of yours if someone fetishizes their own identity in a "bad" way, fuck off
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¯\_🍩_/¯ @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
Rather, it's the other way around from what people think. Media conglomerates are all-in on AI because they gutted their creative staffing and are desperate to retain high profit margins without having to rebuild and rehire.
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