iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 2h

When you to the polls you have to show them video evidence that you spend your mornings reading the business section of the newspaper and smoking a pipe like a very clever grown up or they write "stupid baby" on your ballot and invalidate your vote.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

are you honestly serious

orange cat asleep in his cubby taking up every inch of space

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3h

Obviously they're targeting Omar for being Somali and Muslim but she's pretty clearly also meant to be revenge by proxy for Minneapolis humiliating them

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 5h

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I want my computer interactions to sound like Captain Picard asking for a status report on his ship. if I want to talk to someone I'll talk to a person. tea earl grey hot

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Mean Girl asked to read the next passage in 10th grade Social Studies book out loud in front of the class because she got caught chewing gum

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Mr Stole and ate a potato chip RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND!!!!

orange cat looking offended I would even say that

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Marcus @thulcandra64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really hate this "things were always bad so it's pointless to say they're getting worse" take. It always depends on treating two things that are different as if they're the same, and presents the options as total revolution or nothing, the end result is always nothing.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

whenever trump's DOJ has to go in front of a judge to get yelled at, every lawyer on here is like "omg i've NEVER seen a judge this mad, if a judge yelled at me like this i'd immediately commit seppeku," and then at the end of the hearing the judge is like "ok no sanctions just don't do it again"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Any Democrat announcing pre-emptively that they won't impeach Trump is not just failing to fulfill their constitutional duties, they're signaling to Trump that he can ramp up the abuses because they're not going to hold him accountable. Nope.

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point

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My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

perhaps this is a lesson that judges need to stop taking the government at its word!!!!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION INTO WHAT

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 12/10/2026

a disgustingly racist administration

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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I have always wanted to be one of the actors that plays a sleazy American thug in a 1990s Hong Kong action movie. I now have a new role I would like to add to my repertoire

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me

selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

how the fuck is this gonna happen to you and you're not thinking its a robbery

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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Three thousand years ago, a Greek potter looked at a bowl and thought: ‘You know what this needs? A leg!’ Clay bowl with leg-shaped handle!🦵😆 Early Geometric period 850 BC. Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology

My photo shows an ancient Greek pottery bowl with a rounded, deep body, wide open mouth and flared rim. It has a large handle shaped like a human leg, extending from the left side of the bowl in my photo, bending at a right angle and ending in a flat foot. The bowl has a camel-coloured surface decorated with dark brown geometric patterns, which include zigzags and meander motifs arranged in horizontal bands around the body of the bowl and along the leg. From Attica, Early Geometric period, circa 850 BC. It sits on a light stone coloured surface in a display case at the Altes Museum in Berlin.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

people love to say they're actually an artistic genius and chatgpt is just helping them realize their inherent talents, but if that was true then they'd be able to tell that all their art looks like dogshit and correct the extremely obvious mistakes the AI made. but they aren't, and they don't

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

here's mine: trains are cool and you knew it when you were 5, why are you lying to yourself now

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026

It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Data and evidence driven bits.

Tomi Lahren saying, "let's just all collectively root against the dodgers."

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/10/2026

“cops should arrest ICE” is a liberal fantasy. “abolish ICE” is not.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Repeating my sotto voce refrain that I think we are very soon going to have to deal with the plain (but seldom spoken) fact that police are simply not under the control of the political leadership who command them on paper.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026

the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026

truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is horrifying Tuskegee-level shit.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The rot inside our government is going to last decades. Any Dem who suggests we just “turn the page” like Obama and Biden did needs to be run out of town. We need vengeance and cleansing.

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People are in here telling me their particular phone does not work when they hold it to to their ear. I assure you it does. I'm so sorry to be a stickler on this point but yes it does

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Starting a training course for the left that just consists of me saying "something can be morally compelling but still tactically foolish" again and again and again.

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 05/10/2026

If you’re arresting a Jewish 94-year-old human rights lawyer for peacefully protesting, you’re on the wrong side of history. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...

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‘I’m rather proud’: Barrister, 94, arrested for supporting Palestine Action

Margaret Owen OBE, a celebrated human rights lawyer and friend of Ed Miliband’s late mother, talks to Al Jazeera.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The original Google search algorithm that was wizard magic was machine learning. Same with videogame enemies learning flocking techniques and figuring out how to beat you based on your tendencies. LLM stans fucked this up just let the scam artists define what AI is now because they are dumb.

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026

hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...

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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84

Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They tell you not to root for injuries in sports, then the prime time NFL game is Tall Joe Rogan Antivax Dumbest MotherFucker Ever To Come Out Of Cal versus Two Dozen Sexual Assault Allegations. I’m rooting for compound fractures.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go

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