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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 8h
Theatre bars be like #TemptingFortune
Sam and Jack in Tempting Fortune enjoy drinks with onscreen caption "£700 1x beer & 1x rosé"
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 8h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 10h
Was this subplot ever wrapped up? www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City's new partner with mysterious owner and 'fake profiles'
The Premier League champions announced a deal with 8Xbet in July but questions remain around identity of firm's executives 10 months after club scrapped sponsorship with a company 'that did not exist'
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 11h
Looking at the details of all this, what Man City did is so much worse than I thought. And their defence case seems to turn out to be "the Abu Dhabi government didn't pay for the sponsorships, the sponsors did and got massive grants from the Abu Dhabi government to help pay for them".
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 12h
If Tom Cruise gets an Oscar nomination for DIGGER, I hope the clip they use is the scene from COYOTE VS. ACME where Foghorn Leghorn testifies to congress. Cruise gives the exact same performance, and almost exactly the same speech, but in COYOTE VS. ACME it hits 100x harder.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 12h
Don't see the word 'sham' very often these days.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15h
They proved the doubters (me) wrong that Danny Dyer would be a Series 1 host, I guess.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Came for the thumbnail. Stayed for Dan Tiernan's reaction to "Am I [Margaret Thatcher] a member of the Conservative party?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRRc...
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Guess the Irish & English FAMOUS PERSON
YouTube video by A Comedy Thing
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As well as getting his name wrong twice, they also haven't put a link in the post so you can't find out why Josh McEnroe thinks tennis players should boycott the Grand Slam. You'll just never know.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very gingerly dipping a toe into the stagnant pond of The Discourse I think it’s obviously fine to not hear popular songs but my reaction to learning “a song I don’t know has broken loads of popularity records“ is “oh I should hear it, maybe I’ll like it”, why would it not be that?
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thom Gibbs in the middle of the night standing over a Gary's bed: "You haven't done an emergency podcast!!" www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
The Telegraph - Thom Gibbs
Lineker and Neville’s silence over Man City shows podcasts are stuck in past
Player-fronted productions failing to spring into action following guilty verdict highlights gap in UK’s football coverage
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People on Facebook being very normal about this
Facebook user comments: Will it be a Christian church?
A reply says: What other churches are there?
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Alex Wilson @adjwilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm reading about the Buffalo Bills' new stadium. The taxpayer paid $850m to it, the average game ticket is $610, and season ticket holders at the old stadium had to pay a one-off fee of $750- $50,000 for the *right* to pay *more* money and buy their new season ticket. Seriously, WHAT IS THE USA?
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just seen it's Wikipedia's 25th birthday. The greatest website online, and possibly the internet's greatest fruit
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw this IRL in July, but I didn't realise it was *famous* famous, and didn't recall that it's the building from that Molchat Doma album cover.
A photo I took of Hotel Panorama in Štrbské Pleso, Slovakia
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to drive in a law-abiding way through Edinburgh in Forza Horizon 4 but the other drivers are being so aggressive!
A blue Ford Focus RS on Princes Street driving at 18mph in Forza Horizon 4
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird thing happened yesterday. I ordered a small fish and chips at a chip shop here in our fine capital city and it cost £6.50. I even repeated it back to the man behind the counter because I thought he'd made a mistake.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You will always get away with a foot fault, but you'll never get away with a frame that's collapsed" #Strictly
Freeze frame of Martin Roberts falling through a floor on Homes Under the Hammer
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Strictly Josh seems a bit tacked on on the floor with Emma and it's sapping her a little - they should just have him on intros to the dances doing the puns or skits or whatever. Someone is doing Jojo no favours by making him start talking while the couple are coming up the stairs.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have heard Ryan Paris - Dolce Vita on two different radio stations today which I personally consider VERY good luck
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scene from Friends where Janice tells Chandler: "Well, I'll write you every day. 15, Yemen Road, Yemen"
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I a weirdo or does anyone else sometimes imagine a really satisfying spreadsheet of instances of reciprocal street naming (e.g. Brighton has a Lewes Road and Lewes has a Brighton Road)
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beckenham Odeon is going to close. This is where I watched the first Shrek! www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2658364...
newsshopper.co.uk
ODEON Beckenham to close for good as cinema set to become church
An ODEON cinema in Beckenham will be closing for good this autumn.
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Leigh Kirkham @leighkirkham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He learnt active listening off Rory Stewart
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tom Cruise is really Tom Cruiseing on The Graham Norton Show
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Highest new entry on this week's singles chart is number 71!!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genres that are always entertaining on #Gogglebox - The Soaps - Mystery dramas - 80s/90s thriller movies - Programmes with talented pets - Cable TV shows about ghosts
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While we're all posting our takes on the NYT's Top 100 TV list thing, I want to declare that I hate How to With John Wilson - it is a television programme I would really enjoy if it weren't for John Wilson.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Me planning a day of housework at 9am vs me at 5pm looking back on my achievements
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outstanding music placement in Homes Under the Hammer today. I yelped!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
E-commerce company taylorswift.com has released new product lines today
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big John has just said the phrase "the aerodynamism of a prawn cracker" on BBC Radio 1 Breakfast.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good sky out there …if you can TEAR YOURSELF AWAY from your LITTLE PHONES!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People from EAST LONDON moving house to ESSEX?!? Cannot believe we are living through such unprecedented history right now 🫨
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You could get some bloody big windows for that www.broadcastnow.co.uk/bbc/cbeebies...
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CBeebies invites pitches for £2.5m Play School reboot
Iconic format to return after nearly four decades
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name.
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Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pop him on a bike and it could be a velogue!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Martin Compston travelogue in Las Vegas, where he sometimes lives, so does that make it just a logue?
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Couple on Location, Location, Location who beat a counter-offer by ONE THOUSAND. You'd make that back these days by starting a TikTok account as "We're the Leyton couple from Location, Location, Location - follow for our renovation journey!" and then dragging out constructing a bookcase.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Bukayo, did the squad pick up any Walt Disney World souvenirs while in Florida to keep as a lucky mascot for the Three Lions? Bukayo:
"England players carrying World Cup scar - Saka" - BBC sport
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Adventurism Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The words "with new hat" as seen on a Malibu Stacey package in The Simpsons
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NIGHTSLEEPER (2024)
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have to understand that Andros Townsend getting run over by a lawn roller is the universe preparing us for Bryan Johnson's fateful end.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You'd be even more fuming if it were like a real Greggs and the £240 chicken bake is cold #TemptingFortune
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