Reposted by WILBERShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Reached the age where my body involuntarily makes haunted house noises. 17376132 376
Reposted by WILBERJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16/01/2025Easy-Bake Particle Accelerator. You know, for kids! 1395 39
Reposted by WILBERDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely 383080488 3.1K
Reposted by WILBER𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Math is more fun if you throw a few Roman numerals into the 𝐌𝐈𝐗. 23467119 467
Reposted by WILBERJodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 14/01/2025Duckworth: How many nations are in ASEAN? Hegseth: We have allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia. Duckworth: None of those countries are in ASEAN. 🤦♀️ 501130063268 13K
Reposted by WILBERLord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 12/01/2025This car in the 1990 game Stunts looks somewhat familiar 😉 2425128 251
Reposted by WILBERMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 06/01/2025x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump. 27797990618769 79.9K
Reposted by WILBERArtemis Prime @artgarciasc.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I had to stare at this picture for a minute. I thought the vent on my grill was the loading symbol and was wondering what was taking so long. 151 5
Reposted by WILBERMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy. 805577646726 57.8K
Reposted by WILBERLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Maybe before you start pointing fingers, you lend a helping hand. #CaFires 361211149 1.2K
Reposted by WILBERNPR @npr.org · 10/01/2025Many Latino immigrants in Los Angeles worked to extinguish some of the fires with hoses. They aren't firefighters, they were just helping people in other neighborhoods.npr.orgAs Los Angeles burned, Latino immigrants rushed in to put out firesMany Latino immigrants in Los Angeles worked to extinguish some of the fires with hoses. They aren't firefighters, they were just helping people in other neighborhoods. 253117102978 11.7K
Reposted by WILBERIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I need clarity but I’ll settle for opaqueness. 1178 17
Reposted by WILBERNurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025in retrospect, bringing a dog named Fire to this movie theater was a mistake. i know this now. 34212 42
Reposted by WILBERTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I have 2 stalkers and they both shed a lot. 13430100 430
Reposted by WILBERLittle Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024[dinner party] GUEST: it has come to my attention that one of us is a secret time traveller. ME: *tasting wine the waiter brought to the table* mmm, what year is this? [everyone slowly turns their head] 148097 480
Reposted by WILBERDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13/03/2024still haven’t gotten over the fact that musical chairs aren’t 47928 79
Reposted by WILBER'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Science tells us that it is difficult to staple two clouds together 35313 53
Reposted by WILBERAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Ten Tips to Eliminate Procrastination: 1) Set deadlines for yourself 2) Build in rewards 3) Always finish what 0417 41
Reposted by WILBERRobert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 09/01/2025I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both. Pastor: These are very unusual vows. 121043171 1K
Reposted by WILBERfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024kate bush running past sisyphus 7848491247 4.8K
Reposted by WILBER𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025If you mention your air guitar using air quotes, does that mean you have a real guitar? 2835266 352
Reposted by WILBERJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Me: Who’s a good boy? Dog: This forgetfulness of yours is really starting to worry me. 222122349 2.1K
Reposted by WILBERTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The closest thing I have to a void is the kitchen sink, so I scream into that. 31436105 436
Reposted by WILBERMyrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I am not the Myrna of seven years ago, but the Myrna of today. (Which is more so.) 31159 115
Reposted by WILBERJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in. Now is the winter of our dish content. 1292772395 2.8K
Reposted by WILBERBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I’m so tired of everything breaking my heart. 14365142 365
Reposted by WILBERHeather Turiello @heatherturiello.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Scone-Henge. Does this qualify as a dad joke? 1011914 119
Reposted by WILBERandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/12/2024Can't wait for my photos app to give me my annual video collage of some of the worst days of my life 15775123 775
Reposted by WILBERbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous. 25732239 732
Reposted by WILBERJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing. 6747170 747
Reposted by WILBERNot Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 10/12/2024*writes you a love letter on the back of a restraining order* 815137 151
Reposted by WILBERfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/12/2024i rise from a pile of dirty clothes like a laundry phoenix 936587 365
Reposted by WILBERAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Pharmacist: may I help you? Me: Can I see the menu, please? 241248248 1.2K
Reposted by WILBERchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/11/2024HOT TO GO *hands you bag of fire ants* 1123163 231
Reposted by WILBERcarrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024And.. I am making fetch happen!!! 2232 23
Reposted by WILBERWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Changing my name to ‘Grudge’ so more of you will hold me. 18420 84
