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Ben Stone

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super smart dumbfuck

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
personal computing, magazine, cover art (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
a man in a trenchcoat and rimmed hat, wearing shades with a smoke in his mouth, is secretly opening his trenchcoat to show a computer inside that says 'they say elephants never forget...' on the screen in bold white caps text, as he looks the other way. a man standing close by in a suit, tie, rimmed bowl hat, seems aware that he is being shown this, even though he is not directly looking at it. a hand protruding from behind his back is pressing a key on the keyboard (or typing). behind them is an elephant, its trunk reaching for the computer.
red text:
cloak and dagger
with your personal computer
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hype! (1996, Directed by Doug Pray) – Grunge Documentary Film : 1882s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 1882 seconds.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This trending number 1 on bsky in the middle of a college football Saturday is pretty fucking funny.
Football Saturday on Bluesky: England vs. Spain
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have reaction videos gone TOO FAR???
Gen is SHOCKED by Brent Barry
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anybody hating on what we just saw of GTA 6 can hit the bricks man. For a video game to do some of the things I just saw is completely insane to me. I remember being a tiny kid seeing two rectangles shoot a square ball into a taller rectangle. They called that Atari Basketball. Shit is INSANE yo
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is SUPER sad bro, 36 is way too young for anyone to pass but especially when you’ve been that vibrant for that long it just doesn’t seem real and I’m just somebody that knew of her as someone in my peripheral view. This has to be absolutely devastating for family, friends and actual fans. RIP
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/08/2026
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You know I noticed my diarrhea has been more explosive lately.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
just putting it out there into the world, to see what happens
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my email is tomtomorrow at gmail and I would be delighted to hear from an interested publisher.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My recent Kickstarter raised ... $137,833 (actually closer to $160K, as we collected shipping separately). This was an extraordinary success! Nonetheless. I would prefer to find a publisher for the next one! @idwpublishing.com @cloverpress.bsky.social @fantagraphics.bsky.social
kickstarter.com
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Always put skill points into dodging.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh right it’s the end of July.
Out of office May not respond.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes guidos
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in his short shorts uniform and white cowboy boots, new boot goofin scene, he's doing bigfoot pose looking at camera. Added text reads

LOOK WHAT

BLUE STATE DUMOCRATS

Have done to Our MEN in uniform

Share if your MAD
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 23/07/2026
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My IMAX theater is so packed for Odyssey I had to settle on a ticket two weeks from now. I’m not trying to be greedy but these theater companies need to install more large format screens, the demand is just too high especially in the summer. This is the theater this afternoon.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The prophecies tried to warn us about Jimothy.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Logging on
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Dictator Returns
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mmmbopways
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*offspring voice* you got explosive diarrhea
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/07/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 15/07/2026
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If we’re gonna be talking about diarrhea this much then they need to make it easier to spell.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
we freebase bath salts in this web zone
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Adults would rather time travel than go to therapy
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026
you need to get the fuck off my shit bitch. fuck head
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey wow haha, it's great to be here. Anyway, my name's Bryce Malldred, and I founded a website you may have heard of—Onomatopoeiac Guitar Tablature Dot Com—and just to give you a little idea of what we do, this is the Police's "Roxanne": mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp m
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol #LindseyGraham
Kristen Welker Tweet: Senator Lindsey Graham was scheduled to appear on @MeetThePress this morning.

It would have been his 64th appearance on this broadcast.

We are sending our deepest condolences to his family and colleagues. 

President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will join us this morning to reflect on his life and legacy.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is a great reminder that sometime bad people just die.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
is it me, or are the BlueSky starter packs getting worse?
marked safe from diaherra starter pack
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sexy beast.
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This Wimbledon match is wild. Always crazy to see a player just melting down mentally.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If it’s Spain or France, I got no choice
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
CNN Headline News clip, 9/29/1998 : 204s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 204 seconds.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
we hotbox bath salts in this web zone
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
some of y’all have internalized heterosexism against tactical Grateful Dead groupies who look like they were born after Martin was canceled and it shows ‼️
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i saw a tiktok about how shitting four times a day in childhood is a sign of chronic whiteness and i can't stop thinking about it
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Ronan Farrow @ronanfarrow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Private equity is buying America's hospitals and nursing homes. The playbook: pile on debt, sell the building, cut staff. The result, one landmark study found: patient deaths up about 11%. #news #information #privateequity
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I like this British announcer using all of these American sports take metaphors. He just said the Swiss and Colombia today was like the 1985 Bears vs. the 2000 Ravens.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gonna need a wellness check on Andres Cantor after this game
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I support more stunt casting on soap operas.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Military wives would rather bust than go to therapy
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well I didn’t mind England winning but then they all sang Wonderwall after the game and now I’m regretting not rooting harder for Mexico.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Late Night monologue September 14, 1995 : 268s
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am not alone!
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