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carrieheffernan.bsky.social

@carrieheffernan.bsky.social
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Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of it—or fighting for it - 💜💚👀👩🏻‍💻📝🐾

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This season was a huge disappointment.The cast was weak.I really enjoyed Dee, Devons & Angela.I’m happy that Devons screwed Drew over & deflated that ginormous head of his.the cast other than LaLa was horrible..imo The finale was boring.Taylor’s biggest move was convincing Devons to evict Drew #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can anyone tell me if Devens is really considering putting Dee up??? #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Omg!! I can’t stand Yash or Melody .. with their bro every two seconds #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I didn’t know the feeds were back .. and Haley is gone… wow!!!! Anyone know what happened?? #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So the twist is they don’t do anything??? #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is the show on tonight? #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spread a little Dolly around today 💜😊
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is the human version of a rainbow… carrying all its beautiful colors in her soul. And now she can shine those vibrant colors down on all of us. 🌈 I think we can all agree the world needs a lot of Dolly right now. “If you see someone without a smile today, give ’em yours.” ❤️
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t get over how many dishes and crap are in the sink #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can’t stand Yash #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why is Dee holding Barrette’s hand #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Drew is dumb. He should have lied to Dee and told her he won a power that allows him to change noms for the rest of the season .. #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To all future girl houseguests.. it’s Big Brother.. not the bachelorette… if you can’t be without a guy for 3 months… you have lots of work to do on yourself… #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So.. Dee gets rid of Mall… i still think the rest of them go after the 3 of them #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cracks me up when they always say .. this one needs to go.. that one needs to go .. then after they go.. they all eventually have to turn on each other .. #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And the best actress award goes to Angela.. for acting surprised .. #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The coughing, sneezing and disgusting smelly, dirty house .. I would self evict #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So much paranoia in that house #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Note to future houseguests… never throw any competition to anyone #bb28… what you throw today.. will come back around and go splat 🫟 in your face
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ok.. I clearly missed the meeting.. where did Thog come from 😂 #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t stand Jerry O’Connel or Derek…. #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not sure how they are sitting in that yard …: it’s beyond hot here in CA #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What a gift to be able to just hang out in a house .. with a bunch of people… be fed… taken care of of .. eat snacks… play games … no phones… no news…. Just an entire life detox… #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hellen of Troy it’s hot as balls outside
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make it stop!!!!!
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can anyone tell me if Dee is lying to LaLa right now?? #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why are the feeds down??? 24/7 my ass #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Drew, Melody, Barrett & Mallory are extremely entertaining…#bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Invest all this time watching the feeds and they cut it at the very end .. eat 💩 #bb28
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They are worried about germs but Drew literally sneezes in the kitchen and did not cover his face .. now they are all breathing in his nasty germs #bb28 eweeee!
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In this day and age .. I can’t understand why companies make people go into an office when zoom is available.. unless you have to physically do things .. there’s no reason anymore. I understand that there’s still those who think it’s 1970
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sometimes I close my eyes… and I can’t see
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I am in shock about Mickey… devastated…. RIP. #bigbrother27 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The tush push as it’s been renamed.. is actually called the quarterback sneak … this generation has to rename everything and act like they invented something new…
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
FYI: The quarterback sneak called and said it wants its name back … 🤦🏻‍♀️
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Actually.. Mary and Nicole are the only high producing Realtors in that cast … the show is just an illusion people.. #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Chrishell says it’s over .. she’s done with Selling Sunset. I say good .. it’s not a good look for her. She’s not actually sold much anyway .. the show isn’t what they make it out to be. All she & the other girls are, are reality show girls with a real estate license. #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to go.. they are the mean girls in the office .. maybe if they’d concentrate on their work, they’d actually get their listings sold .. #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If something on a ballot and wins can be challenged then ALL things on a ballot and wins can be challenged
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Let me save everyone time… the reunion sucked .. the only part that was delicious was the tiny blow up between Chrishell and Bre which they cut and said they’d come back to but never do … total clip tease!! #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I think Chrishell might start to realize that a paycheck isn’t worth all of that stress… stress does horrible things to our health.. mentally and physically… #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The reunion was disappointing.. I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I totally forwarded right thru the OC agents part .. not having it #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So Chrishell is sooooo offended by what Nicole said to her but it’s totally different for what she said about Emma’s relationship on social media … sorry girl that’s hypocritical #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Now a days .. it’s always Opposite Day
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I think Chelsea is trying to be a better person since her divorce but she did stir the pot in past seasons … the damage is done. #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fame has definitely gone to Chrishell’s head. She has become the mean girl. She came in as a really nice, empathetic person .. or so it seemed.. her, Emma & Chelsea are the cancer in that office & imo they couldn’t negotiate their way out of a paper bag w/a hole in the bottom #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I just don’t have the energy to put into those outfits and makeup #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I have news for you .. I looked all of them up and they haven’t sold anything .. Nicole has a listing and she sold one this year.. Chelsea hasn’t sold anything this year .. Emma hasn’t sold anything this yr..Bre hasn’t sold anything this yr.. it’s all an illusion … 🪄 #sellingsunset
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
They make it seem like all of those girls are selling a lot of real estate and they aren’t .. it’s all about the drama, clothes and perception #sellingsunset
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