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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How How it it’s started going
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Although @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social is a successful and admired public figure he also brings fun humor, a cultivation of interesting news, and a "one of us" touch on BlueSky that demonstrates authenticity. Happy birthday to our friend from @nbcnews.com 's Dateline!
Photo of Josh with a happy birthday message on it.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Words you may hear on TV but absolutely never IRL #ChicagoMed
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please help me wish @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social a very Happy Birthday. Josh is easily one of the kindest, funniest and most interesting people I have the honor of calling friend. Happy Birthday, I hope it’s fantastic!
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don’t do vaccinations; I get my immunity by playing with raccoons and possum.
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Not Merritt Stone @notmerrittstone.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Actually this *is* my first rodeo when do we eat the horses
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can’t rn, whispering carelessly
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stress dreams are great if you enjoy not getting enough anxiety while you're awake.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Her: How fucking stupid are you???!!! Me: *narrows eyes Are you challenging me right now?
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Joan Crawford drawings
Pencil drawing of Joan Crawford with wonky chinSmudgy JoanInstead forehead JoanHalf smudged eye Joan
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see we’re doing this bullshit again I mean…good morning
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(The same ones who say they're going to buy an adorable little place here and live off the land are always most astonished to find the land never agreed to that.)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the enemy of my enemy is a mystery because my enemy is dead to me
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Most people are cool and are cool with each other. The news doesn’t tell you that
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you ever uhhhhhhh get the urge to perform brain surgery on thyself
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Don’t forget. Everything is about you. Don’t listen to anyone who says differently.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mustard is a man. You barely touch it and it’s dripping. Getting anything worthwhile out of it requires decent hand and arm work.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Can’t win ‘em all!” I chortle, hurtling myself into an active volcano.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Oh well,” he said, oh welling into the forever.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Even if we had money, I would still want our first date to be a swing set, cuz I wanna hear you laugh like that.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m “I used to take a lighter to the end of my eyeliner” years old. IYKYK.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love people who say, “I don’t like funerals” or “I can’t do the whole hospital thing.” As if the rest of us are wearing wrist bands, cracking glow sticks & tailgating to get into those places. No one likes them, fuckface, you go out of love & respect. You fucking show up!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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I’ll jump off that bridge when we get there.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The president said “Quiet, piggy” to a female reporter who asked him about the Epstein files—a continuation of his long-standing pattern of denigrating women. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
theatlantic.com
Trump Told a Woman, ‘Quiet, Piggy,’ When She Asked Him About Epstein
The comment continues the president’s long-standing pattern of denigrating female journalists.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If I wake up at 4 AM and my wife sleeps until 10 AM, that's microdosing divorce.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
What a slut.
A picture of the beaver super moon with red trees.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/03/2025
I just remembered the first time I heard of Pete Hegseth www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
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Fox host says he 'hasn't washed hands in 10 years'
Harvard and Princeton graduate Pete Hegseth says germs don't exist because he can't see them.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Just burned 10,000 calories changing the battery in my key fob.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just a reminder to wash your hands. Tis the season, gross people.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My favourite thing about the Rainforest Café was when you beat one of their food challenges, you got to fuck a velociraptor.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Just when you think things can’t get worse, they just get awfuller and awfuller.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I want to be more sexual, I’ve decided to become a Disney adult.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You can't satisfy me in bed, you're not 7 pillows.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Pay attention to the music they send you.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Please help me wish @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social a happy birthday! Josh, thank you for your friendship, support & incredible wit. Attached is a @datelinenbc.bsky.social birthday mystery. So put your sound on & listen as the narrator “cracks the case!” I adore you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ❤️🎉🎂
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Men get constant shit for not being able to find the clit, meanwhile women are out there barely putting the tip in their mouth, or slob knobbing and twisting the whole thing like a piece of clay on a potters wheel.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I wonder if anyone, anywhere, at any time, has said, “Oh fuck yeah, Geoff, I just came.”
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Dear loud sneezers, Calm the fuck down. Sincerely, Everyone
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Wishing the happiest of #Dateline birthdays to the spectacular @hunbothered.bsky.social ❤️🎂
hunbothered.bsky.social
Bluesky
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You will be SHOCKED to learn that this somehow didn’t work. www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ju...
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Florida woman tried taking turtles on a plane via her bra, TSA says
A Florida woman flying out of Miami recently tried taking turtles past a TSA checkpoint by hiding them in her bra. She didn’t succeed.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Turning on post notifications for some people is how I turn mild fondness into deep regret.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
When my Xanax kicks in and I’m convinced I can still do a cartwheel and should probably show off my skills to everyone at this BBQ.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is your reminder to cancel those plans.
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