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Paolo Belmonte

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Eric J. Robbins @ericjrobbins.bsky.social · 9h
The constant amnesia around Musk's antics drives me fucking crazy. The last Roadster he demonstrated didn't even come out, but yeah, sure, the flying one is gonna work exactly like he says. Every single car they release compromises on his outlandish promises (remember the $40k Cybertruck?)
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 13/10/2026
Remembering that time when some big name accounts were arguing that X is all good now and the algorithm has been de-Elon'd. Wait, that was yesterday. The same time this was happening.
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Aaron Wherry @aaronwherry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every day is a good day to be thankful for Canada's federal political financing limits.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s like writing up an Epstein profile and ignoring his sex crimes
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is exactly what ICE said: "Parra-Hernandez ran in front of an ICE vehicle and was struck." Now watch the video. They're no other word for it: They're lying.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All that money electing politicians who will cut their taxes and slash benefits for everyone else. They’re definitely going to use AI to help everyone out though, they really mean it this time bsky.app/profile/rbre...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/10/2026
Right-wing Christians are such deeply repulsive people.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like we don’t have political disagreements, we have disagreements on the nature of reality 
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An opinion I’ve held for years that I don’t think I’ll ever change my mind on is that Americans have got to be one of the most propagandized populations in the world 
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remarkable thing to admit
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't follow politics" is an immediate signifier that you would eat a shit pie if a tiktok told you to
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you’re up. Sometimes you’re down. But any day at the ballpark is a good day.
Rogers Centre, for all the beauties and hosers.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every few days i see a funny thing where the undertone is "by the way we're teetering on the edge of a full epistemic collapse :) haha :)"
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
these are the stupidest people on earth
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 20/09/2026
Onion article with a photo of a traffic jam on a freeway:

“Dispatch
Report: 98 Percent Of
U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others”
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I married Stephen Miller, and worked for both Donald Trump and Elon Musk - here is why the weaponization of the legal system is bad" is an incredible take.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay yes but the moment you start arguing over whether to have trans people or federally funded art you have accepted Republican framing The correct answer is to have trans people and art instead of Republicans
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So maddening that Trump gets about 1/10 as much criticism from reporters for saying "This is the greatest economy in history" as Biden got for saying "I know times are tough, but it's getting better" which was supposedly such a terribly insensitive affront to Americans' lived experience
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
to steal a great tweet: “Star Trek is woke now” the main characters of Deep Space Nine include Black Jesus, Bisexual Terrorist, Trans Worm, Doctor Twink with his boyfriend Fashion Lizard, Traumatized Goo, Communist Himbo, and Pro-Union Irishman
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Largest Republican donor (by far): we should have a race war against non-whites. Corporate Media: Democrats really need to answer some hard questions about this Twitch streamer almost no one has ever heard of.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Postmedia delenda est @olenargy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Something that’s important to understand is just how compromised a person can become ethically by debt. 1. You can be bought by people with bad agendas 2. You become open to the idea of blowing up the system to avoid your debt.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 05/09/2026
Really living this Jason
ANYWAY, I COULDNT BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW THAT NEWS.
THATS BECAUSE THE ARTICLE YOU READ WAS FALSE, AND HERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT IT'S FALSE.
WELL, EVEN SO THE FACT THAT I COULD BELIEVE IT TELLS YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS.
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WHAT AN INTERESTING WAY OF THINKING.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very good for me personally that some of the same people who spent the last decade getting everything about my personal life wrong publicly on Twitter and then getting mad about their fantasy version of me are now collecting intelligence on people and using that likely bad info to jail or kill them.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 27/08/2026
adam milstein is the funder behind stopantisemitism – the far-right islamophobic hate group masquerading as a civil rights org, jns – the far-right jewish news service, the israeli-american council – the far-right alternative to aipac cofounded with sheldon adelson, and the notorious canary mission
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Few things trigger rage lately as much as seeing Americans post shit like “So sorry Canada - we hate Trump too!” Just shut the fuck up. You’re totally useless to the planet right now. At least have the decency to not fish for online clout while the world deals with your incompetence. Fuck off.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026
important piece of how journalism works right here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol...
The Post, a truly immoral scumbag tabloid that is simultaneously the most skilled tabloid journalism publication in America in a way that we can all learn from, ran the story, and then it was picked up over the next few days by other right wing outlets making essentially the same “hey this left winger is a rich kid” joke, and then yesterday the story was picked up by the New York Times, which had profiled Gordillo earlier, and once that happened it instantly became acceptable fodder for non-right-wing reporters and pundits. This is a textbook case of how to shepherd a shallow partisan smear into the mainstream news cycle. You may find it distasteful, but you should admire its efficacy. Any competent cutthroat political communicator must be able to replicate this process on demand.

(When I worked at Gawker, we frequently played a similar but less political role in this general process, by writing about stories that the Times was interested in but considered disreputable, which would then allow them to write follow-ups framed as “People are talking about this thing,” which provides them an entry point to feed their readers salacious news while still maintaining an analytical, hands-off pose. Once you understand this dynamic you will see it all the time.)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some of the richest people in the world want a racial caste system, and they want scholarly backing for that in the form of racist pseudoscience. And a lot of ostensibly non racist people quietly agree, and don’t like to see those who peddle that pseudoscience excluded from mainstream institutions.
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love how this contradicts with the argument for the deportations - that migrants were stealing jobs from everyone else. Now the claim is that the jobs were created by migrants just as they are now gone with them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't get enough of the Natalie Harp stuff. The 1:1 parallels with the girl from Obsession. Everyone in rightwing media pretending she's 16 years old so they can be mad, their favorite mood. The phrase "over-the-diaper handy" entering the lexicon. Keep it up everybody.
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Atticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Man we are so screwed. This stuff is already becoming folk religion. Vaccine skeptics are exploding in number. Several articles out about falling rates in schools.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For context: Fifteen years ago, Elon Musk told me at a public forum he was "highly confident" that SpaceX would be sending manned flights to Mars within 15 years.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 16/08/2026
this is great. i love a good twitter mic drop
Alec Sulkin • @thesulk • 9h "Wanna listen to The Band?" "No. I'm just going to sit on an accordion while watching a Civil War documentary." 

 Robbie Robertson © @rObbierObertsOn

Replying to @thesulk Wish I could've written for the Cleveland Show, instead. 7:13 PM - 29 Dec 2017
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