TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comApril Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) Sips Tea in Parks and RecALT: April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) Sips Tea in Parks and Rec 1240
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any time someone tries to put a fresh spin on the anthem it sounds like shit. Fuck off and sing it properly. 1242
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“So we can ice a powerplay unit of Matthews, Nylander, Marchenko and Tavares with Raddysh point bombs and that’s not even counting McKenna” 0241
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m excited to watch a Leaf game and it’s been a while since I could say that. 2320
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gotta give Chayka props - he’s changed the guts of this team as much as you can short of moving off Matthews. Big change always invokes risk but this was long overdue IMO. 3272
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't get me wrong I liked Knies (what's not to like right?) but for whatever reason I'm not crushed by him leaving especially for the guy coming back. IMO Knies on paper checked off a lot of "power forward" boxes but never really seemed to fit effectively on any line they put him on here. 3130
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Bluesky libs walking into job interviews like] 3211
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CNN: “Latest polling has Trump with a 91% disapproval rating! These numbers are historically bad!” 3 of 4 Americans in line with you at Walmart: “Kamala is a terrorist whore working for trans communists and we should be allowed to say the N word cuz it’s in the Bible.” 0162
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My Leafs hot take: I think Leaf fans are totally full of shit when they claim that their hopes are to simply to make it back to the playoffs. That is a safe lie they tell people to cover up last year's embarrassment. I think this team is objectively more of a contenter than any in the Matthews era. 6111
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Vladdy is too fucking stupid to know he could still Marner himself to this market in Spanish. 120
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would love to put any faith whatsoever in stories like this but, the fact is, real America showed its ass when they elected him a 2nd time. You could posthumously run his hologram for 50 more elections and all 50 would be a toss up. 4th grade reading ass country. Confederates with smartphones. 4203
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's true. Just this morning an angry mob pelted me with communion wafers when I was buying smokes. 1111
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every democracy on Earth has effectively crowned Canada the saving beacon of the free world and we still need to be hearing about 100,000 whitebread goat-fuckers in Alberta wanting to separate because they’re still pissed off that 6 years ago a French PM urged them to get vaxxed during a pandemic. 6212
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the spring I said that no matter what, the Jays earned my unyielding love this year for the trip they took us on and I watched and supported. It fucking kills me that if Vladdy had just a “down offensive year” and not totally shit the bed, we’d be talking postseason rotations right now. Fuck. 2132
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Four Seasons Landscaping level dipshittery right here. What an absolute fucking yard sale. 2141
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For the record, it’s painfully obvious that there is a lot of performative/contrived Leafs hype on the timeline. I know you mean well and I don’t blame you for trying but iust know I can smell your bullshit from 10 miles away. 160
Reposted by TheOakLeafsActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Warmington is one of the dumbest columnists ever to get published but it leads into what's probably the biggest and worst question of our time: what do you do about the right relentlessly poisoning the information environment 8417
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026An analogy for slow Americans who don’t truly grasp our negative attitude towards them: If the family of 5 living next door includes 2 people who eat babies, 2 who quietly watch them eat babies, and 1 who vocally opposes eating babies, they’re still gonna be known as the fucking “baby eating house” 53813
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026To my wonderful Buffalo neighbo(u)rs.. If and when your country puts enough miles between you and the stench of that orange fuck, Buffalo will be the first and only place I visit. I miss eating and drinking with you folks. 2221
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sure, Bluesky sucks ass for timely Leafs coverage but, on the flipside, you will always be reminded why normal people can't stand the left. 1120
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Seriously though, the 27 EU nations represent 450 million people and they are effectively asking Canada to drive the bus for a new global trade framework. We could be witnessing one of this nation’s crowning historical moments and we’ll have 100 million red hat, sheep-fuckers south of us to thank. 1311
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you run a Canadian NHL team and you threw big money to lock up a Trump dick-rider, you completely deserve to get absolutely hosed. This goes WAY past mere party lines and you only look like a fucking asshole still trying to pretend otherwise. 1130
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Health Canada exec: “We really want to capture the danger of throat cancer on the cigarette pack so it is a deterrent.” Photographer to paid actor: “OK, act like you’re getting the best hummer of your life.” 6565
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Leaders, policymakers and historians from every progressive democracy on the planet: “Mark Carney’s leadership has inspired all of us to work together so we can survive and prosper in a post-Pax Americana global economy” Canadian Bluesky libs: “HE HASN’T GIVEN US MORE BIKE LANES, I HOPE HE DIES!” 0151
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you’re a Canadian who still chooses to visit the US for leisure, you’re a fucking piece of shit. There is no ducking it anymore. Seriously, fuck you. 36213
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I guarantee you that in EVERY couple you see walking around the CNE, there is one who actually wants to be there and the other is pretending not to hate their fucking life. 5130
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When filling your tank at $1.82/L, remember to text or call any Canadian friends/family members who still love Trump and tell them they’re a cunt. Not only will it make you feel better now, but if done with enough conviction, it may give you one less pig to feed next time you host a holiday dinner. 1221
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’ve regularly come online to bitch about video games costing $90 or movie tickets costing $30 or streaming services costing $15, then fuck off with your performative anti-AI rants. You claim to LOVE human creators until you’re reminded they need to eat. 3110
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I completely agree with Trump. You Canadians are, in fact, “nasty people”. And you’re also all very slutty. 3120
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I still suspect most US policymakers and political pundits don’t truly realize that the damage this administration has done to their global standing will be felt LONG after that motherfucker becomes worm food. 2222
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Few things trigger rage lately as much as seeing Americans post shit like “So sorry Canada - we hate Trump too!” Just shut the fuck up. You’re totally useless to the planet right now. At least have the decency to not fish for online clout while the world deals with your incompetence. Fuck off. 0253
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In the very specific scope of current Canada/US relations, we need this fucking guy to speak for the arena brawler in all of us. Carney is brilliantly eloquent and nuanced but sometimes you gotta know how to connect with the unwashed and this idiot can do just that. youtu.be/SJSGfnVA2GY?...youtu.be"I don't respond to a dictator": Ford unloads on Trump, calls him the "King of Bankruptcy"YouTube video by Global News 5161
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026To the Trump administration trying to threaten Canada’s French language heritage: Vouz etre vaffanculo, motherfuckers. 1151
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026He somehow managed to outdo his Davos address. This is pure cocaine for Canadians. www.youtube.com/live/AxH2elv...youtube.comWATCH LIVE: Prime Minister Mark Carney delivers remarks after suspending trade negotiationsYouTube video by CTV News 2216
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I am both energized and annoyed by the fact that I’ve been made to feel this rabidly patriotic. I mean, I’ve always loved my country but now I want to smoke a whole pack of Player’s regular in a Mr. Sub wearing Kodiaks and a lumber jacket. 4305
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Imagine how unified this nation would be if Alberta and Saskatchewan were even half as loyal to Canada as they are to riding Trump's dick? 0232
Reposted by TheOakLeafsAli @akn9.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Every Canadian who vacations in the USA is a traitor. I have no tolerance for ignorant, self-hating Canadians at this point. You think your enjoyment is worth it? You have no backbone. 0112
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026As we rightfully support our feds finally ceasing talks with those cunts, we know this trade war will inevitably cost 10s of thousands of Canadians their livelihood. For as long as you breathe, never forget that when choosing where to spend your hard earned dollars. 2354
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I know a lot of well-intentioned Americans say they’re sorry, but I really don’t think even they truly grasp what it takes to make Canada, the Care Bear of nations, collectively hate your country’s fucking guts this much. Your flag and anthem are now skidmarks forever. Good work you fucking morons. 75410
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Tonight I was reminded that I can’t go to Mandarin anymore. I fucking hurt myself bad. I have no control. 6 plates. I wanna die. 6160
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Putting US booze back on our shelves (for us to freely not purchase) is precisely the kind of performative “concession” that will pacify the orange fuck’s ego in order to lock down more important trade fronts but this is Bluesky so we’re not allowed to credit Carney for anything. 2201
TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The one commendable thing about right wing trolls on Twitter was that, at least somewhere in the algo ecosphere, people got paid to post dumb shit for clicks or to sway public opinion. Bluesky libs evidently post stupid shit for free. 070
Reposted by TheOakLeafsJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Imagine having the audacity to post a take like this on Bluesky Dot Com, where 70 percent of the users are varying degrees of autistic. 2908
