adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 15mgod it'd be funny if It Happened via plane crash with Loomer aboard 250
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 43m"I voted for this!" -- the most racist troop-lover you've ever met 092
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 55mit's gotta destroy the chuds who can actually read when they learn the woke pope has the same first name as one of their favorite acronyms to get horny over 000
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 2h57,647 is incidentally the same number of women and children he claims to have rescued, rambo-style, in war-torn nations 130
Reposted by adrianThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 2hI've found that a pretty decent rule of thumb is that the more you see ads against a particular ballot proposition, the more likely it is that you should vote for it bsky.app/profile/rbre... 1253
Reposted by adrianGourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 9hFitting tribute to one of the singular great tv characters there was. The Uncle Junior of network TV. www.theringer.com/2026/10/02/t...theringer.comThe Gospel of Buddy GarrityTwenty years since the premiere of ‘Friday Night Lights,’ Brad Leland’s overbearing, ultra-charming booster remains one of TV’s most iconic characters 3154
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 18hcan they not at least skin match the makeup? I thought they made concealer in every shade of caucasian there is 111
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21hI was working an overnight shift at the palm beach post (ostensibly for round-the-clock coverage of the aftermath of the pulse nightclub shooting) when this story broke. I remember seeing this when I woke up the next day and was stunned into silence 060
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hthis is bait. anyone who hits play on this will immediately be surrounded by men in white coats 141
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hmy "I don't like when men check me out at all" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt 020
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 23hsometime in 2024? 2025? a weird twitter guy with a big account followed me back and I was like oh cool okay. then I noticed he had started sprinkling real chud shit in with his shitposts and initially I thought it was a bit. then he committed suicide by cop while holding a sword on his front lawn? 2432
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 23hthat fork looks like some monster's hand from Where the Wild Things Are 193
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I go fries first because the burger has a higher floor than the fries do when either aren't hot 260
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"he nearly cut him off" "he was ready to just say I'm done" okay but he didn't do those things so pipe down dickhead 041
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I volunteered to help the events team at work do some manual labor loading vans for our companywide camp trip next week, and despite being incredibly dirty and sweaty now, it beats the HELL out of sitting in front of a spreadsheet all afternoon 140
Reposted by adrianJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026This freak has always wanted it both ways. His only coherent argument has always been “you shouldn’t be allowed to yell at me” 717126
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026anyone who looks like this freak should be automatically disqualified from talking about women. anyone who acts like him should have his fingers removed with bolt cutters 330
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026finally saw the odyssey (not in imax, alas) and holy fuckin hell what a movie 280
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what their children and grandchildren will need is clean air and water, but these fucking perverts can’t get erections unless brown children are dying in the middle east 191
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026at the screening I went to, there was a prop ambulance parked out front for immersive purposes I guess. I took one of these and it had ice and a kidney in it? kinda weird but okay 010
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would pay $100 to spend 24 hours inside of his mind. I have absolutely zero doubt it would be full of shrieking, insecure anxiety 020
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bill clinton made my electric bill skyrocket this year 56873100
Reposted by adriancatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hmmmm interesting how when i euthanise the neighborhood dogs it's a "crime" yet veterinarians do it every day 21586
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026how high am I, you ask? I just hit play on Nuremberg and said “let’s fuckin go. this is going to be such a bad idea” 040
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bartender had a good enough eye to notice my date of birth when he carded me, then gave me a free high life pony. so this is what it’s like to be god’s favorite 4270
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how many south african mayonnaise boys did they import again? 240
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026breaking: pedophile wannabe grovels at chief pedophile. more at 11 050
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wore one pair of shoes to work, found the pair I bought myself for my birthday at my desk when I arrived, then my coworkers bought me another pair. normal stuff 260
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Adrian Crawford interview: Crawf believes a date with Halle Berry would be epic 060
