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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18h

FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026

the latest NL-ism i've found working its way into my vocabulary is thinking "fuck it bro. Send it" when sending work emails i'm sick of thinking about

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Because she got a GREAT ASS!

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026

Seattle rocks

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026

Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

derrick turnbow [tossing baseball]: "mlb teams." erick aybar [swinging bat]: "mlb transactions." lyle mouton [pounding mitt]: "mlb rule book." me [pointing at camera]: "do YOU mlb? visit mlb to learn more." [title card: "Major League MLB"] brooks conrad: "hey – who let the youtuber in here???"

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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 05/10/2026

I had so many actual nightmares about Gooey Gus from Ghostwriter.

Gooey Gus from Ghostwriter. He’s a purple slime monster guy.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Was Tupac a better rapper than Woody Allen was a director” the most racist and antisemitic thread in the history of forums shut down after 35,000 comments

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Black swans swimming leisurely in a duckweed forest

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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/10/2026

attempting this and dying somehow

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026

i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

impressive—you’ve managed to fatally shoot and stab me over a dozen times each, leave my body in a dumpster, and flee to a country with no extradition treaty. but how will you handle my “crane” style

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Orangutanger @orangutanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my dentist has never forgotten my birthday

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NYC — Actresses Hannah Einbinder & Susan Sarandon arrested protesting Netanyahu

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026

C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed,

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026

lots of discussion on here this week about how brains work and what consciousness really is so i'll go ahead and speculate that this is probably fun as fuck for the cow

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whoa there, the consultants think calling it “revolutionary” will scare off the swing voters

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed

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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026

cloud. i’ve made a ham sandwich and left it in the fridge for you. a marker will be added to your map. when eating the ham sandwich, remember to drink some water, and have an apple too - not just salt and vinegar crisps. stay healthy and bring me more combat data

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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

PLAY THE WD-40 GAME

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb

Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026

Share if you agree

Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

guy at the sushi place walked up and said “i’ll have my usual” and then had to specify it. you thought they knew you like that. you thought you two had a thing. an understanding. you thought wrong

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026

Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST

Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My three daughters, Beam Weapon, Energy Blade, and Plasma Lance

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m smoking a fat bag of Actual Pain

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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Orangutanger @orangutanger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

New York Red Hot Chili Peppers

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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