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Increasingly sexy potato. Alert, Aloof, Anxious. Donor conceived. She/Her. 🎈

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia
squirtle- tortellini
bulbasaur- brussels sprout 
charmander- felipe
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every day there is a scream and a sob inside me wishing I could have you back.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Great t-shirt mail this week.
Black and blue tie dyed shirt reading "PBS IS PUNK" and a light pink t-shirt with a red screen printed image of the 3 stars of To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
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AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In case anyone in the US needs a Sam Neill fix, 19 of his movies are playing Kanopy for free! I'm queuing up Dead Calm.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No power at work, been running on a generator all morning. It's 78 degrees in here and we have to turn off our fan if we want to use the printer or my computer will shut off 😵‍💫
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This Is Fine Meme
Alt: This Is Fine Meme - Dog sitting at a table surrounded by fire but stating "This is Fine"
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Midwest Mayonnaise Salad @midwestmayosalad.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yesterday I died You must have been relieved to see me lying on my side I can understand how you'd be so enthused I really fucked over you I'm a little bit of every sin all rolled around in poo
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 01/07/2026
You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/06/2026
this is absolutely wild. where does roberts think these agencies come from?!? who invested them with authority to act? whose mandate are they designed to execute? the president is the chief EXECUTive. his job is executing the will of Congress as it spells out in its duly-passed laws!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I painted a duck butt
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I don't believe in God, but I chose to believe that All Dogs Go To Heaven, and that this is true and I will see them all again.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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dirt nap enthusiast @pilledtogrill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have transcribed this entire thing for alt-text purposes (part 1 of 3)
This is an image of a well-worn printed paper supposedly posted in the bar or kitchen staff area of the Parkview Tavern. It consists of text both printed (as in printed by an inkjet printer) and handwritten. The handwritten names are somewhat chaotic. We'll get to those later. We will start with the printed text. Names are printed in a two-column format except for longer names that interleave the left-hand column for several lines.

The title of this list is "86 List" (text is underlined). We'll cover the long names and then do the left-hand text column, followed by the right-hand column. Then we'll cover the handwritten names (to the extent that I can read the handwritten text).

Let's begin with the printed list:

Ismael "Mike" Naronjo (Bud's Boiler Robber)
Headphone Guy (Shopping Cart)
Sheldon
Randy (DMAC's Cook)
Creepy Steve (FBI Guy who always tries to buy drugs)
Chris (little guy from banks st. that makes fliers)
Short lawyer with salt/pepper hair has salt with his beer, No Tip, Helps hinself to the stand up cooler
Dennis (Cab driver)
John Egan
Aussie Mark
Anthony
Ferrell (next door)
Brandon (firefighter)
Paul (name on shirt)
Motorcycle Scott
Clint (omaha indian)
Lance Von Uhde
Carolyn (Buffalo nuggets)
Marine Rich
Gina
Michigan Colin
Greg
Forgeign Man who points
Dennis
Mitch (child molester)
Crazy Willie
Crackhead Larry
Willie Pavone
Randy Dupre
Ricky Babineaux

That is the end of the left-hand printed column.
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
closed down a dozen blocks in the heart of america's densest city to take history's loudest nap
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Screenshot of a twitter post from @elaine_stritch that reads "i saw goody proctor using ai"
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Putting things back together 🥀
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Never thought I'd have to find out first hand how slanted the news can be.
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Finally, all my biggest fears combined into one even bigger fear!
cnbc.com
Sinkhole shuts runway at LaGuardia Airport, delaying flights, Port Authority warns
The Port Authority said travelers should expect delays and cancellations, with thunderstorms expected also expected to roll in Wednesday.
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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The first company that emails me and is like "Hey we commit to never integrating AI into our operations/products/business/interface ever or your cash back" is getting so much money from me.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We'll always love you, Baron.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...
A new report reveals that children across the UK are outwitting online safety measures with fake birthdays, borrowed IDs, and some surprisingly creative facial hair.
A third of children say they have bypassed online age checks in the past two months - some by drawing fake moustaches on their faces to trick facial recognition software.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Introduced my friend here to the wonder of Chicago dogs a few weeks ago, so naturally I've loaned him my copy of Raw Dog by @jamieloftus.bsky.social to deepen the hot dog love.
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/04/2026
Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2026
it’s incredible that we’ve invented a technology that is frighteningly good at generating plausible english sentences and my phone is still like, “did you mean ‘I lorb you?’”
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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water theonion.com/report-every-place-on-…
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Not as long as Vietnam” is some truly top tier marketing for this war.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit
portable toilet support frame
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
stop making me cheer for the atlantic
Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources corroborating her reporting

Sarah Fitzpatrick reiterates that she stands by ‘every single word’ of her story and says the people she spoke to were ‘frightened’ by the FBI director’s alleged conduct creating a national security vulnerability
Joe Sommerlad
Friday 24 April 2026 14:16 BST
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ABR @abr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Someone needs to print this out and nail it to a door somewhere.
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.
mock-up of either a movie poster or a novel cover, showing head shots of Shania Twain and Mark Twain, and in the front, the title: "Never the Twain Shall Meet."
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They think you're stupid.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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Ellen Hopkins @ellenhopkins.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Please sign this Every Library petition against the proposed FEDERAL book banning legislation. It advanced beyond committee and will be voted on when they return from recess. action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661
action.everylibrary.org
PETITION: Don't Let the Federal Government Regulate Your Reading
Not one country's freedom and liberty has ever been increased by banning books.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/04/2026
When Congress gets back from vacation in 6 weeks it is ON!!!!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I know we're supposed to caring and open in order to not have them just completely shut us out and get defensive, but I don't care. If you voted for this vile windbag I think you're either dumb or bad, or both. There was a time we could believe you were conned, but that time is over. It's willful.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
you ever feel mildly insane and just buy something very stupid about it
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