Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia 662942267
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentElizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!” 510103161176
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term 7963871408
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Every day there is a scream and a sob inside me wishing I could have you back. 010
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492586652
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentAheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026In case anyone in the US needs a Sam Neill fix, 19 of his movies are playing Kanopy for free! I'm queuing up Dead Calm. 021
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No power at work, been running on a generator all morning. It's 78 degrees in here and we have to turn off our fan if we want to use the printer or my computer will shut off 😵💫static.klipy.comThis Is Fine MemeAlt: This Is Fine Meme - Dog sitting at a table surrounded by fire but stating "This is Fine" 000
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentMidwest Mayonnaise Salad @midwestmayosalad.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Yesterday I died You must have been relieved to see me lying on my side I can understand how you'd be so enthused I really fucked over you I'm a little bit of every sin all rolled around in poo 1232
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848271006
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 01/07/2026You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken 549711269
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentfangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing 114303827824
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/06/2026this is absolutely wild. where does roberts think these agencies come from?!? who invested them with authority to act? whose mandate are they designed to execute? the president is the chief EXECUTive. his job is executing the will of Congress as it spells out in its duly-passed laws! 12875031827
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I don't believe in God, but I chose to believe that All Dogs Go To Heaven, and that this is true and I will see them all again. 020
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5580391946
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentdirt nap enthusiast @pilledtogrill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I have transcribed this entire thing for alt-text purposes (part 1 of 3) 33713
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentMelissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord 544568863
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026closed down a dozen blocks in the heart of america's densest city to take history's loudest nap 232255406
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Never thought I'd have to find out first hand how slanted the news can be. 021
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent 233193073002
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Finally, all my biggest fears combined into one even bigger fear!cnbc.comSinkhole shuts runway at LaGuardia Airport, delaying flights, Port Authority warnsThe Port Authority said travelers should expect delays and cancellations, with thunderstorms expected also expected to roll in Wednesday. 2959185
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentDani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The first company that emails me and is like "Hey we commit to never integrating AI into our operations/products/business/interface ever or your cash back" is getting so much money from me. 021
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05... 422935617
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Introduced my friend here to the wonder of Chicago dogs a few weeks ago, so naturally I've loaned him my copy of Raw Dog by @jamieloftus.bsky.social to deepen the hot dog love. 0201
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentApocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/04/2026Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed 2283631
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2026it’s incredible that we’ve invented a technology that is frighteningly good at generating plausible english sentences and my phone is still like, “did you mean ‘I lorb you?’” 401611130
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentSeveral Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston 453074440
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water theonion.com/report-every-place-on-… 4969741150
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS." 1605721452
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 24/04/2026“Not as long as Vietnam” is some truly top tier marketing for this war. 1153138543
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit 2033611655
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026stop making me cheer for the atlantic 323121466
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentABR @abr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Someone needs to print this out and nail it to a door somewhere. 0103
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160584418
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentJess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would. 1684703691
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026They think you're stupid. 286117863032
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentKim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along. 1764466921
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham 182813425
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentDavid F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592358
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentEllen Hopkins @ellenhopkins.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Please sign this Every Library petition against the proposed FEDERAL book banning legislation. It advanced beyond committee and will be voted on when they return from recess. action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661action.everylibrary.orgPETITION: Don't Let the Federal Government Regulate Your ReadingNot one country's freedom and liberty has ever been increased by banning books. 11810
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentMeade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal 9197012721
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/04/2026people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for 213886721
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/04/2026When Congress gets back from vacation in 6 weeks it is ON!!!! 71219101
Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I know we're supposed to caring and open in order to not have them just completely shut us out and get defensive, but I don't care. If you voted for this vile windbag I think you're either dumb or bad, or both. There was a time we could believe you were conned, but that time is over. It's willful. 000
Reposted by Orange-yoo-lentTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026you ever feel mildly insane and just buy something very stupid about it 5696957