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@orangulent.bsky.social
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Increasingly sexy potato. Alert, Aloof, Anxious. Donor conceived. She/Her. 🎈

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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is cracking me up. My, my, how wrong they were! Don't you know it's simply your office hours at the library annex?
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guarantee you have never heard the phrase "fingered at the Steak 'N Shake" as many times as you will hear it if you listen to this episode (celebratory).
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile, my husband and I don't go in front of each other! It's the one thing we prefer to keep private until we can't- eg he was fully prepared to have to help me wipe after surgery, but I managed
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are you reading?
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely not, Tony! Even Mothman would not let you, and he famously loves a car driving off a bridge. The world would be so much dimmer without our Tony
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is an unhinged coupling 😂
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need more info 😅😅
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love this picture!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OMG, can you imagine? THOSE years being the best ones? Ew.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It cracks me up that everyone found the blonde hair more offputting than the fake mustache!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also, I like that even though my hair isn't currently green, in your mind I'm still green haired, as if that's my natural color 😅 (That's how I think of myself too)
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, I *was* in concert choir 25 years ago... [brag brag]
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Annie Murphy's 'Me Who' Gesture
ALT: Annie Murphy's 'Me Who' Gesture
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm going to assume I'm lumped with the librarians here
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's an Instagram account I follow that makes hilariously specific letterbox categories. It cracks me up!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just remember the Cool Kids have your back, Tony. 🧡🤘
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It wouldn't have quite the same effect on a blonde dog like Izzy, but I'm willing to give it a shot 😅
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Es un buen dia para una boda blanca
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will be prepping for our family vacay to New Hampshire, but I'll be back on the 19th! Eat some pickles in my honor
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
See, you DO draw!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I used to make chili and take it to the theater sometimes, and we'd have a ball making ourselves chili dogs or putting it on nachos!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sounds like those men need to just hook up with each other, then 🤷
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I mean, we literally have a years long book club in a brewery 😅
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can see this being odd in *some* bars, but clearly they don't get out much if they've NEVER seen it. They're certainly not frequenting DBW where people might be reading, drawing, playing a game, knitting, etc etc.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well used, I guess! Truly, though, the first time I watched it I loved it SO MUCH. I wish my dad had been alive because he would have adored it and it's soundtrack
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O Brother Where Art Thou Fun Dance
ALT: O Brother Where Art Thou Fun Dance
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm certain I still have the CD somewhere, but I'm not giving it up!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia
squirtle- tortellini
bulbasaur- brussels sprout 
charmander- felipe
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm mad at my typo 😖
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
OH, so try and make ME the weird port freak. I see how it is!
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White Lotus Parker Posey
ALT: White Lotus Parker Posey
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Add it to your homework list! Wholesome family fun
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apparently you've never watched Homeward Bound!
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Homeward Bound Dog
ALT: Homeward Bound Dog
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh it's a series!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seth is my fave late night host and I loved him since his SNL days. PLEASE go watch his Day Drinking videos on Youtube immediately!
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Seth Meyers: What Can I Say, I Try
ALT: Seth Meyers: What Can I Say, I Try
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's such a great photo of them both!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And the same people who would complain about kids being at the library are likely also the people who complain that kids don't do anything but look at screens. They just want to complain about kids, period 😑
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love a couple that knows how to banter!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every day there is a scream and a sob inside me wishing I could have you back.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The hits just keep comin'!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And West Nile in our county 👍👍
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Great t-shirt mail this week.
Black and blue tie dyed shirt reading "PBS IS PUNK" and a light pink t-shirt with a red screen printed image of the 3 stars of To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok fine, Tony, I'll start the book!
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks, Decatur Public Library!
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AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In case anyone in the US needs a Sam Neill fix, 19 of his movies are playing Kanopy for free! I'm queuing up Dead Calm.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No power at work, been running on a generator all morning. It's 78 degrees in here and we have to turn off our fan if we want to use the printer or my computer will shut off 😵‍💫
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This Is Fine Meme
Alt: This Is Fine Meme - Dog sitting at a table surrounded by fire but stating "This is Fine"
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have Ulcerative Colitis and Taco Bell has never done me wrong. Honestly, I think it's a combo of people who never eat fiber/low-key racist tropes about "ethnic" food. Cause why would a burrito tear you up more than a greasy burger??
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I knew you'd buy this one 😅
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm willing to try it.
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Orange-yoo-lent @orangulent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
ALT: Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
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