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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone needs to reenvision the local pharmacy and I kinda think I want it to be me

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is nor’easter just a word with an accent already built in or what

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oooo nyc girls pulled out their fav jackets 🤌

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

most of my life has just been three advil and a vague idea

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Videos of people watching tennis are unintentionally horrifying. It's like those videos of hundreds of turkeys gobbling at the same time.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Came upon our block's bodega cat, Kevin, loving up against two women outside our apartment this evening, and when we were like "hey Kevin" they were like, "Oh no... is he already named? Is he somebody's cat? We've been calling him Cheddars. He's been answering to Cheddars. ☹️"

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Having a pre-dinner snack & pickle juice martini after a great afternoon on a park bench w/ my partner and then a very long & very bubbly bath, wishing I could retroactively knock out every idiot who ever told me childhood/youth is the best period of your life. Horrifying. Thank god, so very untrue.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m sorry but I love a booth

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/08/2026

this boils down to "the pandemic didn't actually happen but they still closed the applebees" which frankly i think is a trauma response by a lot of people that buy it - lot easier to be in denial that things were that bad instead of reckoning with 1.3m dead people [in this country]

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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 18/07/2026

Via Variety: The Odyssey box office has studio exec assistants scouring The Bodleian Libraries for the next big epic poem

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I wish I could Shazam the sounds from the video game my neighbor plays

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

A directing problem, not an acting issue, but I can't stop thinking about how that HOTD episode would have been monumentally more powerful if D'Arcy hadn't already been Claire Danesing their way through every previous episode.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Is there anything more humiliating about being alive in this moment than an AI tech support chatbot asking how you are?

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I'm mistakenly on two NYT newsletter lists so I frequently get to see their A/B tests. Yesterday's query: are people turned off by the mere mention of books?

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Sorry to say, but I got my first mosquito bites tonight in Brooklyn. It's been an incredible three weeks of being outside during that slice in the timeline between pollen allergy and bug bite seasons, friends. It's been real nice.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Has someone done a "How The Da Vinci Code and National Treasure Paved the Way for Q Anon" think piece

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I'm gonna assume there was a legitimate reason, for my sanity, but today the city removed the biggest, most gorgeous tree across the street from my apartment, roots and all—the one that I've been staring at happily for seven years—and the devastation I've felt is immense, unreasonable maybe.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

MyChart just made me log for new information posted in the portal to ask me if I wanted to donate a kidney

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The first company that emails me and is like "Hey we commit to never integrating AI into our operations/products/business/interface ever or your cash back" is getting so much money from me.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Dumbest idiot you've ever known with "wordsmith" on their LinkedIn profile

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n+1 @nplusonemag.com · 05/05/2026

The Spring 2026 issue of n+1 is out today! Featuring Mina Tavakoli, Will Tavlin, Morley Musick, Grace Glass, David Wingrave, Dennis M. Hogan, Mariana Mogilevich, Nicholas Dames, Gillian Linden, and more. Read it all: www.nplusonemag.com/magazine/iss...

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Re: the Richard Dawkins thing, did any of you have a wacky 7th grade science teacher who put raisins in Mountain Dew to demonstrate not to be so stupid to be tricked about what is alive & what isn't? Anyway I think about Mrs. Gerardi & her raisins every time some idiot man is like "AI is sentient"

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Anyone else noticing that (extremely unrelated) brands are sending emails with the same subject lines on the same days/times now? I'm assuming they're suggested by AI in MailChimp or whatever based on day/time/etc., but it's become a very weird and very obvious thing in my promos tab every day.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I blinked and interior decorating has gone full blown 80s

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Mark Krotov @markkrotov.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I never had any urge to get married but getting forever paperwork with a guy who breaks down ten years in and yells I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT YOU WASH DISHES LIKE A DICKHEAD is absolutely worth getting married for. This shit is hilarious. I wanna be 78 years old and still getting read for filth.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You guys without seasonal allergies think you’re so tough huh

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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 07/04/2026

Quick - let's turn off all the lights on the planet while Artemis is on the dark side of the moon

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Really love how everyone interprets each and every piece of artwork as fable now. Really exceptional, healthy culture we have here.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Oscar goes to all the brooches

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I still can't believe Jesse Plemons wasn't nominated

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

"Babe I'm sorry but I don't think we can flee the country on points" is a real thing my husband just said to me as I weighed some upcoming travel pros and cons aloud and he could sense the precise unspoken reason for my hesitation. Fuck, I've been caught out as a human being.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Haven't really been to movies since prior to the pandemic, have started going back recently, and man... people just talk through movies now, huh? Real different social contract in theaters now. I feel v old.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I have one sole strong feeling about the AI future and it’s that eventually every single ad you see on your devices will have you in it. Person cleaning their kitchen with new soap product? You. Buying Alpo at the pet store? You. A hotter, better you maybe. But you.

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Tempted to Boomer Dad “well look who just woke up” to the G train when it gets here

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I think about this maybe, like, once a week. Like how do we explain to these people that raw milk is exactly the same as regular milk but it has cow shit in it

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Had to stop reading this for sanity but this genre of writing can only be described as "the note that lady with the crazy eyes in your apartment building tapes to the communal front door"

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n+1 @nplusonemag.com · 18/01/2026

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At 9 AM I fall in love with Amy. We’re in my friend’s old Corolla, following an Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicle in our neighborhood. We only know “Amy” through the Signal voice call we’re on together, alongside more than eight hundred others, all trying to coordinate sightings throughout South Minneapolis. Amy drives a silver Subaru and is directly in front of us, expertly tailing a black Wagoneer with two masked agents in front. The Wagoneer skips a red light to try and lose us, but Amy’s fast. She bolts across the intersection, Bullitt-style, and we follow just behind, shouting inside the car, GO AMY! WE LOVE YOU! “I’m gonna fucking marry Amy,” my friend says. “You think it’s chill to propose over this call?”

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

It's currently snowing in Brooklyn precisely the way it begins to snow when two people realize they love each other in a movie

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

A reminder that the only single reason for something like this is eugenicist thinking, and that they not only don't care that people will die, but they want them to

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My favorite thing about socks is how they slowly suffocate your feet until you can't take it anymore

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My favorite thing about British actors doing American accents is the Mickey Mouse pitch with the Minnesota cum New York inflection

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

My favorite thing about Emily in Paris is that all the love interests are doofy sweet interchangeable pushovers and they all gain 20lbs of muscle mass between each season

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

They're bad at literally everything, including kerning

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Dani Oliver @danioliver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Wish one of you had had the decency to tell me what sichuan peppercorns were before tonight when I tried a new dish and fully convinced myself I HAD RABIES

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Xopher Besinger @xopherbesinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This is the only quiz that matters

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