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Glandular Lansbury

@oblomovist.bsky.social
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 18h
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 20h
Anti-capitalist drag name idea: Bez Rabota
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ticket's bought for tonight's town hall pop up cinema screening of Murnau's Nosferatu, with live cello score. If I was a vampire, newly moved into the area, I'd harvest fresh, but healthy aged, blood by pretending to host a pop up cinema screening of Murnau's Nosferatu, with live cello score.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW.
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone who lives near Waitrose has their Christmas lights up in their garden already. 🤷
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Seán Costello @seanjcostello.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
J.G. Ballard, lost in the supermarket
"It was ironic that the author of such unsettling work was a quiet and serious family man, who lived most of his adult life in a modest suburban house in Shepperton. His editor Malcom Edwards recalled how Ballard, on receiving the first payment for the film rights for Empire of the Sun, decided to splash out by visiting his local supermarket. After wandering the aisles for some time, he returned home with a tin of salmon." (Adam Sisman in the Guardian, 25.04.26)
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dozens quarantined in Siberia after plague institute lab worker dies | Reuters share.google/SPl09uhbmDQ0... 👀
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Dozens quarantined in Siberia after plague institute lab worker dies
A laboratory worker at a plague research institute in ​Siberia has fallen ill and died in undisclosed circumstances, prompting authorities to quarantine dozens of ‌people, and the head of Russia's hea...
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 30/09/2026
My streak of texting "dead" when I mean "deaf" continues. Today's example: Lady: he doesn't respond to his name Me: is it possible he's dead?
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Men In Black: Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar
ALT: Men In Black: Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We've done a terrorism by mistake!"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning.
A sign on the inside of a bus that says “Your shuttle bus driver is Hung”.
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if the greatest contemporary works of fiction are the job descriptions for positions we used to hold
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me at a wedding tomorrow, spotting a freshly-opened pack of Vogues:
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’M BACK BABY
Jesus emerging from the tomb, but he has a pigeon head, like my avatar
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
He looks Matthew Rhys in The Americans in disguise on his way to strangle a Soviet mole.
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is like two forms of punctuation meeting outside the usual confines of a sentence.
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Err 👀 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tag yourself! I’m Rectum, Rectum, Anus, Rectum!
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/04/2026
no, please bring me the weightedest blanket
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You need to calm the fuck down, Mr. Printer. We haven't been formally introduced, and I haven't finished my dinner.
Printer is all up in ya and pulling out the D.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vintage advertising
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Workplace gastric distress
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The men who posted themselves between Channel Islands - BBC News share.google/BgnD7Ecl010y...
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The men who posted themselves between Channel Islands
Harry Turner and Major Palmer's use of little-known postal regulations are being marked by stamps.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Race science" = basic racism with a thesaurus and delusions of grandeur.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cody Dahler
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He could've got it over the counter.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“I was going to go on Mastermind, but I can't sit on leather.”
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Glandular Lansbury @oblomovist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing fancy - I just miss the Malteser ice cream they used to make at a cafe in my hometown 25 years ago <3
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
RadicalBender on TikTok: "The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start selling vacuum cleaners"
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Mascots Minute Silence @mascotsilence.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would like, for once, to go out not feeling like a rotisserie chicken in hell.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Using the Now That's What I Call Template: The Cruel Indifference of the Universe in red letters
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Portaloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to…
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Good Morning
ALT: Good Morning
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 06/08/2026
AMERICANS: lol you brits have terrible food it is the worst ALSO AMERICANS: we are unable to stop the spread of the lettuce that makes you shit yourself to death
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Irene @derbren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They’re all big Teddy Roosevelt fans
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CADBURY'S PLANS CREAM EGGS DOWNLOADABLE BY WINDOWS VISTA®
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spent all of last weekend (staying with mates) trying to remember what my stepdad’s phrase is for when a bunch of people over 40 get together and start discussing their ailments: the organ recital
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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really weird to me how incredibly rich white men get to say stuff like "in three to four years we'll be achieving nuclear fusion from honey" and the stock markets go "wow, sounds great bro!" and the news just reports it with maybe a paragraph at the end of "critics say this is unlikely".
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Logging On
A really old book called Learn about beef with the beef kids
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