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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@discokidnap.northsky.social
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90% feet 👣 | 30s | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 | Vaporwave 🌴 | Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 43m
Doggers
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 1h
40 orange sticker cocktail sausages from Lidl for tea, lads
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 12h
Death Becomes Her.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 20h
Bandle #1510 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 661/691 (95.7%) Current Streak: 383 (max 383) #Bandle bandle.app
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Guess the song, one instrument at a time
Bandle is the daily music guessing game where you guess the song with the fewest instruments. Play the latest songs for free, themed packs and bonus rounds on web or mobile.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 20h
My favourite Julies are Andrews, Walters, and ✨15% Off My Onlyfans Today Only💖
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 21h
Decades of anti-war demos, marches, campaigns and eventually all it took was this.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 21h
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m honestly getting really bored with the misgendering on here, which has happened three times in the last two days. I give a lot of leeway, more than I should, to mutuals from way back on Twitter, less to bsky originals.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three men in red military uniforms (one with his back to us) and a man in a brown hat standing in front of a stone building with mountains in the background under blue sky.

Text: JULIES TO THE SOUTH WEST, THOUSANDS OF 'EM
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
wtf Timmy Mallett is on bsky dot app and nobody mentioned it.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Internet’s been down for four hours.
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Scarlet Johansson in Lost In Translation
Alt: Scarjo staring out a window.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been rewatching TOS and am currently hip-deep in season 3. Fuck me, it's a slog.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
cooking: yes whistle: no draw: quite well paint: art yes, walls no swim: bronze certificate, wasn't allowed to do silver English: qué? dance: no sing: in the shower drive: never learned gifting: yes I accept gifts write: yes guitar: had lessons but didn't have the creativity to music speaking: often
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-t…
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instagram has just suggested to me a Jay Rayner column about how awful the last season of SNW was and suddenly I’ve found that I enjoyed every single episode.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
#my9albums Choosing just nine and then justifying them to myself was hard. Arranging them all perfectly with colour balance and symmetry was even harder.
3x3 grid of album artwork.

Enema of the State by Blink 182
The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monáe
Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac
LP1 by FKA twigs
Chess concept album by Tim Ricicles and the ABBA lads
I Created Disco by Big Cally Hazza
Love For Sale by Boney M
Lust For Life by Lana Del Rey
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone is doing the 9 albums thing and idk I'm probably overthinking mine, adding ones, taking them out, wondering if they actually *made* me. I've got eight and now I'm wondering whether I should just slap a Beatles one in the last slot and be done with it.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amol Rajan: That's right, 8.5m people tuned in to see me!
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m using a Halloween avatar I created in 2014 from a photo I took in 2011.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if it was a British-owned UAE team that was diddling the books and Ed Miliband threatened to stop a Screwfix opening in Abu Dhabi unless they dropped the matter.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weirdly entertaining seeing Ross Kemp get bullied. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
No need to avenge anything, Julie. Just move on. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a terrible shame. #Traitors
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Close-up of a Stylish Chronograph Watch
Alt: Close-up of a Stylish Chronograph Watch
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 02/10/2026
just remembered this NYT correction for @jillian.bsky.social, a halloween special
Correction: October 31, 2013
An earlier version of a tweet in this column misstated the name of its writer. As her Twitter handle correctly noted, she is Jillian C. York, not Chillian J. Yikes! (That is a pseudonym she created for Halloween).
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
GET IN! #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
My heart is actually going. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Traitors
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Boy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers Crossed
Alt: Boy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers Crossed
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to make the bold and non-Blueskyish statement that the original tweet was a shitpost.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hey, Doc, where you going now? Back to the Future Part III?"
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Play it, Sam. Play ‘One Foot in the Grave’.”
RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW.
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People moaning cos other people are posting about TV they don’t watch should maybe just quietly mute and go about their business instead. Otherwise you just look like a bit of a self important div.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I think we all know what outcome we’re all hoping for. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like the “what they don’t know is they’ll have to run” bit is undermined by the many many risk assessments that would have been done and the pyrotechnics people standing behind the camera. #Traitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 #CelebrityTraitors
Richard e Grant being very suspicious
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've become a Traitor by mistake!
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
YASSS Reg! #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you cut Big REG, he will bleed luvvie and acTOR. #Traitors
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Robin ✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨ @msrobinhosking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big up Bella Ramsey for being the first NB person on the show #celebritytraitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Miranda Hart name-searched herself on Twitter one Christmas Day and blocked me. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry did Amoral just say “we’re in gay mode now”? #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Joe Lycett = Joe Lies-it. Obvious traitor right out the gate.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need Ross Kemp to give us a Super. Army. Soldiers. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck off, Amol. #Traitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
This irritating nasal announcer has worked for the BBC for more than 20 years and I think it’s the longest I’ve gone hating a total stranger.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Romesh trailer before a Romesh traitor.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will be using the #Traitors hashtag for those of a muting nature 🙏🏻
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many watches will Amol take into the Traitors castle?
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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Headline "Second Hull City player crashes near training ground"George Bush being informed of 9/11 meme
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Explosion of melt rates" is what I call a flurry of men who send "m'lady" replies to the pretty ladies of Bluesky dot app.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtube.com
The Raccoons ft. Lisa Lougheed - Run With Us (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Raccoons Official Music
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