Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 8mI really think he’s only two more passport designs away from solving high gas prices. 120
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist. 10806226
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 21mWolverine on the PS5 is quite good if you’ve had a long day at work and want the cathartic feeling of murdering someone in the head with your hand knives. 080
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 58mI just think it’s really sad that the current MacDonalds marketing campaign is about heisting burgers and no one callled that poor bastard Hamburglar 120
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 9hJust heard from Trump that the lads who stole petrol from that RAF base were also the ones who vandalised the Reflecting Pool 0172
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi! 2212
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi! 2212
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026But they were, all of them, deceived, for another pointless ring company was made. 0274
Reposted by Ned HartleyBen Smith @mrbensmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Serious question. Should this be a T shirt? 321
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/09/2026Maybe if you are trying to scam me by getting my details through a scraper then don't have your email address as scraper1 @ yourwebsite 0100
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/09/2026This summer, discover the story before the burger in… “Ronald” 030
Reposted by Ned HartleyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/09/2026You're going to love the bonus scenes (spoiler alert) 1103
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026Wearing a t-shirt of my favourite Avenger to go see #AvengersEndgameEncore 1141
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026Job interview tip: Turn up with beans and make them into coffee in front of the interviewer. When asked why say that you are addicted to the grind. 1463
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026This is just to say I have brought A coffee Into the interview Forgive me It was So cold 150
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence. 0143
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence. 0143
Reposted by Ned HartleyNick Abadzis @nickabadzis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Making a page of My Beloved Other - A Memoir of Love, Race and Optimism in a Time of Denial. It looks so easy now, with speeded-up hindsight. OUT NOW in the USA, Out September 26 in the UK / October EU. Order with the ISBN number: 9781596433700. #comics #antifascism #bandedessinée #BookSky 2237
Reposted by Ned HartleyRob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here's the opening page proper of JUDGE DREDD: THE NEW FUTURE pt. 1 in today's @2000ad.bsky.social 2501. Gives you a taste of what's coming over the next 12 weeks or so. By @henryflint.bsky.social @arthurwyatt.bsky.social Annie Parkhouse and myself. 1121455
Reposted by Ned HartleyRob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This was very good. Ta to @nedhartley.com for the recommend. 361
Reposted by Ned Hartley🇦🇷 Taylor Esposito, multi award winning pro letterer & educator @tayloresposito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need to replenish my projects in the near future w/some books ending, so if you have any books that need a letterer, editors, I'm ready, willing & able for that new ongoing/mini you've got coming in. And writers/artists, if you wanna put in a good word for me to your editors, I'm always grateful. 01714
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 19/06/2026I think the most realistic thing about Batman is that I would absolutely take my kid down a shortcut through somewhere called “Crime Alley” it it meant I got home 30 seconds more quickly. 24310
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20/09/2025Batman day has become so commercial. I’m going to celebrate it by murdering someone’s parents in a dark alley. 4344
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/02/2026Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you. 428784
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026Enjoying my first day filming James Bond. Pretty easy job following him as he walks across a white background. I don’t think he’s seen me. Oh wait, he’s turning to- 1191
Reposted by Ned HartleyRoger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is 414955
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/03/2026Greg Davies: So, none of our contestants have been able to do Penelope’s task. String her husband‘s bow and fire and arrow through axe heads. Alex Horne: Well, we do have one more contestant, the elderly beggar. And I think you’ll see why we saved this one to last. 0378
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/08/2026That’s an interesting post, but I think this topic is too nuanced to be properly addressed over social media. How about we just scream at each other in bad faith instead? 066
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/07/2026"More homework before Avengers Doomsday!" I snarl at my kids as I sit them down before yet another X-Men film. They are crying. I do not care. 2528
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/08/2026The bit in Peter Jackson’s Get Back doc where Magic Alex hands Lennon an utterly unplayable bass/guitar swivel hybrid is hilarious. The look on Paul’s face alone is wonderful. 191
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026Me: Here's a cup of tea. Do you want anything else? Her: Maybe a little cake? Me: [Clears throat] He's going the DISTANCE He's going for SPEED 3326
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026New Hero’s Journey for 2026 Act 1 - The Recapping Of The Franchise - The Tolerating Of The Sidekick Act 2 - The Running Between Plot Points - The Doing The Thing That Was On The Poster Act 3 - The Changing Of The Costume So We Can Sell Another Action Figure - The Waiting For The Post Credits Scene 25411
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 16/08/2026All of these weirdo’s phrases make much more sense if you add “Mr Bond” after them. 1228
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 16/08/2026All of these weirdo’s phrases make much more sense if you add “Mr Bond” after them. 1228
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026New Hero’s Journey for 2026 Act 1 - The Recapping Of The Franchise - The Tolerating Of The Sidekick Act 2 - The Running Between Plot Points - The Doing The Thing That Was On The Poster Act 3 - The Changing Of The Costume So We Can Sell Another Action Figure - The Waiting For The Post Credits Scene 25411
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026The current Fraction/Jimenez run on Batman is pretty great, isn’t it? 140
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026Enjoying my first day filming James Bond. Pretty easy job following him as he walks across a white background. I don’t think he’s seen me. Oh wait, he’s turning to- 1191
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026Meanwhile, across town Samantha was lighting some fires of her ownstatic.klipy.comCarrie Bradshaw Reflects in Sex And The CityALT: Carrie Bradshaw Reflects in Sex And The City 0122
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026He’s allowed one more and then we take Emergency Alert privileges from Burnham 1131
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026So who want to come round mine for a barbe— [Phone wails like crazy] never mind. 040