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Ned Hartley

@nedhartley.com
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Writer. Comics include Bananaman for the Beano and various for 2000 AD. Books include Create Your Own Comics, Peaches’ Creatures, Science of Marvel Superheroes & Ladybird Big Book of Dead Things. Pic by Wayne Thompson. Website: www.nedhartley.com

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 8m
I really think he’s only two more passport designs away from solving high gas prices.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 10/01/2025
The only acceptable AI art
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026
How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 21m
Wolverine on the PS5 is quite good if you’ve had a long day at work and want the cathartic feeling of murdering someone in the head with your hand knives.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 58m
I just think it’s really sad that the current MacDonalds marketing campaign is about heisting burgers and no one callled that poor bastard Hamburglar
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 9h
Just heard from Trump that the lads who stole petrol from that RAF base were also the ones who vandalised the Reflecting Pool
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026
Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi!
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026
Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi!
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another pointless ring company was made.
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ben Smith @mrbensmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Serious question. Should this be a T shirt?
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/09/2026
Maybe if you are trying to scam me by getting my details through a scraper then don't have your email address as scraper1 @ yourwebsite
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/09/2026
This summer, discover the story before the burger in… “Ronald”
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/09/2026
You're going to love the bonus scenes (spoiler alert)
Avengers Nanacore
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026
Wearing a t-shirt of my favourite Avenger to go see #AvengersEndgameEncore
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026
Job interview tip: Turn up with beans and make them into coffee in front of the interviewer. When asked why say that you are addicted to the grind.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026
This is just to say I have brought A coffee Into the interview Forgive me It was So cold
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026
KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026
KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence.
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Nick Abadzis @nickabadzis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making a page of My Beloved Other - A Memoir of Love, Race and Optimism in a Time of Denial. It looks so easy now, with speeded-up hindsight. OUT NOW in the USA, Out September 26 in the UK / October EU. Order with the ISBN number: 9781596433700. #comics #antifascism #bandedessinée #BookSky
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here's the opening page proper of JUDGE DREDD: THE NEW FUTURE pt. 1 in today's @2000ad.bsky.social 2501. Gives you a taste of what's coming over the next 12 weeks or so. By @henryflint.bsky.social @arthurwyatt.bsky.social Annie Parkhouse and myself.
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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2day.
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was very good. Ta to @nedhartley.com for the recommend.
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🇦🇷 Taylor Esposito, multi award winning pro letterer & educator @tayloresposito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to replenish my projects in the near future w/some books ending, so if you have any books that need a letterer, editors, I'm ready, willing & able for that new ongoing/mini you've got coming in. And writers/artists, if you wanna put in a good word for me to your editors, I'm always grateful.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 19/06/2026
I think the most realistic thing about Batman is that I would absolutely take my kid down a shortcut through somewhere called “Crime Alley” it it meant I got home 30 seconds more quickly.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20/09/2025
Batman day has become so commercial. I’m going to celebrate it by murdering someone’s parents in a dark alley.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/02/2026
Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 13/08/2026
This is not a drill
Art. (C) Raymond Logan. 

Not AI so shut up
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
Enjoying my first day filming James Bond. Pretty easy job following him as he walks across a white background. I don’t think he’s seen me. Oh wait, he’s turning to-
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is
Comic strip in which Alfred and Bruce Wayne essentially play the roles of Jeeves and Wooster.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 18/09/2026
This is kinda why I haven’t been on here much recently.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/03/2026
Greg Davies: So, none of our contestants have been able to do Penelope’s task. String her husband‘s bow and fire and arrow through axe heads. Alex Horne: Well, we do have one more contestant, the elderly beggar. And I think you’ll see why we saved this one to last.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/08/2026
That’s an interesting post, but I think this topic is too nuanced to be properly addressed over social media. How about we just scream at each other in bad faith instead?
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/07/2026
"More homework before Avengers Doomsday!" I snarl at my kids as I sit them down before yet another X-Men film. They are crying. I do not care.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/08/2026
The bit in Peter Jackson’s Get Back doc where Magic Alex hands Lennon an utterly unplayable bass/guitar swivel hybrid is hilarious. The look on Paul’s face alone is wonderful.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
Me: Here's a cup of tea. Do you want anything else? Her: Maybe a little cake? Me: [Clears throat] He's going the DISTANCE He's going for SPEED
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026
New Hero’s Journey for 2026 Act 1 - The Recapping Of The Franchise - The Tolerating Of The Sidekick Act 2 - The Running Between Plot Points - The Doing The Thing That Was On The Poster Act 3 - The Changing Of The Costume So We Can Sell Another Action Figure - The Waiting For The Post Credits Scene
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 16/08/2026
All of these weirdo’s phrases make much more sense if you add “Mr Bond” after them.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 16/08/2026
All of these weirdo’s phrases make much more sense if you add “Mr Bond” after them.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026
New Hero’s Journey for 2026 Act 1 - The Recapping Of The Franchise - The Tolerating Of The Sidekick Act 2 - The Running Between Plot Points - The Doing The Thing That Was On The Poster Act 3 - The Changing Of The Costume So We Can Sell Another Action Figure - The Waiting For The Post Credits Scene
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026
You can’t guarantee these tickets. Bayeux beware.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/08/2026
The current Fraction/Jimenez run on Batman is pretty great, isn’t it?
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
Enjoying my first day filming James Bond. Pretty easy job following him as he walks across a white background. I don’t think he’s seen me. Oh wait, he’s turning to-
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
The richest, most embarrassing person in the world.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
Meanwhile, across town Samantha was lighting some fires of her own
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Carrie Bradshaw Reflects in Sex And The City
ALT: Carrie Bradshaw Reflects in Sex And The City
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
He’s allowed one more and then we take Emergency Alert privileges from Burnham
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah we know love x
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
For sale, disposable bbq, never used.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
So who want to come round mine for a barbe— [Phone wails like crazy] never mind.
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