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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19h

Not going to QT as I think this post is actually very sweet lol Love the idea of someone from Flagstaff Arizona (population circ. 145k) is looking at London like “if those scrappy upstarts over there can do it, maybe we can too!”

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
The countdown is on for a traffic-free
Oxford Street.
Monday 26 October marks a new chapter for the nation's high street as it becomes pedestrianised.

David S. F. Portree
@dsfpspacefl1ght.bsky.social
Here in Flagstaff Arizona USA, we're trying to make the same thing happen on Aspen Street, so this inspires!

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19h

Someone going so ride or die for a group of gang rapists has some serious skeletons in his closet he’s deathly afraid of being let out.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 20h

Cool that their plan is to drop it then implement it’s replacement at some vague point in the future. But I’m sure that’s nothing to be concerned about, it’s not like a Labour PM has ever promised something and immediately backtracked before

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 20h

Can’t believe that Palestine Action, the Russian and Iranian Governments, and Islamist extremists all got together to hatch a bomb plot that involved a group of blokes sitting in a van shirtless with no bomb.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21h

There’s something America needs to do to ensure this rot is rooted out of society and will never rise again, but it would require a firing squad working 24/7

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s called “stop writing prompts telling them to try to hack things”

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Many such people live in a bubble called “not the United States of America” where country music is not nearly as popular.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The discourse cycle about that place has probably reached toxic levels by now, but I can stop singing “Covid conscious lesbian bar from western Massachusetts” to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was singing “The Rocky Road to Dublin” to my cat, and she bit me. Now I’m concerned that my cat might be a Protestant, what do I do?

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wild how much “news” is just reporting whatever discourse happened on TikTok 3 days ago

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My, unpopular, opinion on this would be that bringing an iced coffee to an interview would be like bringing your own packed lunch when you goto visit a friend: a bit rude I guess, but mostly weird. Just a weird thing to do.

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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All the chuds trying to ‘GOTCHA!’ people with ADHD by saying that time blindness never works the other way have clearly never seen me awkwardly lurking outside an event I’m 45 minutes early to, trying to act like I ‘just happened’ to be in the area and not like a weird nerd/stalker.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gotta make sure those kids are totally fucked before giving them the solution to what’s fucking their life.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just looked this up and it was so much funnier - Twitch had to mute their own live stream because Metallica, the band they booked to play their live stream, started playing a copyrighted song (a Metallica song), as to avoid their own automod demonetising/ending their stream.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So many guys think their dicks are magical, like they’ll be like “ugh, fine! I’ll fuck the freak, please celebrate and praise me” you also see it by how offended they get when the woman they’ve so graciously said they would shag doesn’t respond with adoration.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Women worldwide will be heartened to know that regardless of how self conscious they are about any aspect of their body, caused by literal years of bullying, that a weird divorced dad will announce to everyone in public how much he wants to fuck them 🙏

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every racist liberal always goes back to the “oh it’s all so complicated, who can even begin to understand Israel/Palestine, so it’s better to not have an opinion and just support the status quo” well. Like we’re supposed to be historical scholars to look at a starving baby and say “this is bad”

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s actually a damaging stereotype that burly gay men like camping and cannibalism and articles like this are only reinforcing it

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a date on Saturday, so I need all your hopes and prayers that I can keep it together and let a girl think I’m normal for a couple of hours

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stone Cold Steve Austin is spending his retirement on his ranch posting videos to his TikTok about his cats Poncho and Mancho

Stone Cold Steve Austin posting with his two cats, Poncho a black and white Maine coon, and Mancho, a ginger Maine coon

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Charlotte Church being sound has really justified my crush on her since, basically, ever.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The souvenir shop was also sold out of plushies, and the gates all had foreign written over them. 1/10 wouldn’t recommend

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can’t wait for the Mumford and Sons guy to be like “the matrix tried to get you too??” only to be totally blanked by Ed

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Ghost in the HVAC 👻🧙🌀 @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tiktok needs to calm the fuck down

Screenshot of Tiktok urging me to discover Auschwitz priced and plan an unforgettable trip.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Damn, can’t believe Disney is doing this, along with Netflix and others. There’s really 1Shows I want to watch on there, or 67Movies, I really wish there was a way to watch them all, for the small cost of a VPN, as easy as 321Movies.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Taking a leaf from Ed Sheeran’s book and only going through traffic lights when they’re on amber, so as not to take a side 🙏

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Personal gripe: on Hinge (and I assume other dating apps) the only options are “has children” and “doesn’t have children”. But now I’m at the age where it’s entirely conceivable that the woman I’m looking at could have a newborn or a 20 year old. And those are two wildly different dating prospects.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every time I send Mike something without warning he’s convinced it’ll be body fluids or something, when in actual fact it’s actually a very thoughtful gift. Am I an angel? Some would say so, yes.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got a post that’s starting to do some numbers, so it can’t be long now before an American assumes I’m talking about their country and calls me a naive idiot, or a slur.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My ideal situation would be, essentially, we get to a place where a kid from a South London council estate could, if they so wished, go to the local youth centre and learn to play the violin. But, then, we come back to this, the reason it will never happen:

Helen Lewis • @helenlewis
Corbyn: "There is a poet, a painting, a novel, a play in all of us." DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM JEREMY.
8:22 pm • 21 Aug 16

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A skate park does more to reduce knife crime than “more bobbies on the beat”, the only difference is middle class white people are scared of groups of kids at skate parks and they’re comforted by the presence of the police.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can’t believe all his supporting acts pulled out, much like Ed Sheeran’s dad should’ve

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We all remember that big study about how having a parent jailed, or destitute, reduces your risk of falling into criminal activity, right? You all remember that, right?

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We are all born from cum, and must one day, return to the cum of the earth to be reborn.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I stg if they get between me and my collection of enamel pins from Temu, I will [REDACTED] the president of the United States of America.

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wild that the guy who look like a spitting image of B J Blazkowicz is doing an adaption of Helldivers 2, a game explicitly not about the best and biggest super soldiers and more about an endless stream of faceless nobodies being thrown into one of three endless meat grinders

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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really ruined their next advert celebrating Oxford’s nine hundred and eleven year history

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