Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 1hI want some celery. I want a doughnut. I want to make a game pie. I should probably go to bed? 150
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 3h“You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker”static.klipy.comFlappers High Kicking Down StairsAlt: Flappers High Kicking Down Stairs 040
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 4hThey missed out on some excellent poutine, the fools 020
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Rahul Bery @rahulbery.bsky.social · 11hI don’t think any translators are surprised by this, and not because of the covers thing (plenty of publishers don’t do it but still treat and pay translators well). Europa are notorious for not allowing translators to copyright (AFAIK they are the only anglophone publisher to do this) 121
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 11hActors can behave as if they are King Lear, but (astonishingly!! I know!!) they are not, it is called “direction and script”, more shocking revelations to follow 3102
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anubis With A Weird Bike, Joanna Karpowicz, 2017. 61470352
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A shepherd in abandoned Sacred Grove, Italy, ca. 1952 - by Herbert List (1903 – 1975), German 1343972
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Frog and Toad sat close by the fire. They were scared. The teacups shook in their hands. They were having the shivers. It was a good, warm feeling. 025038
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 12hVery disappointed to hear this about Europa. Human translators are a vital part of making a book accessible to a foreign audience. Bad enough not to credit them on the book cover, but to replace them with a clunky ai version is just an insult to the profession and the reader 4308
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 12hRoast pork for dinner so the kitchen is now lightly hazed with the “roast super hot for 20mins to kickstart the crackling” phase. Hoping now it’s in the “then, roast super low for a whole afternoon” phase, I’ve avoided setting the smoke alarm off. Not opening the oven though 💨💨💨💨💨 3180
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 13hAge yourself with a childhood crush (I am fully aware I am not alone here)static.klipy.comHan Solo's Iconic Gesture with BlasterAlt: Han Solo's Iconic Gesture with Blaster 3220
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 39128994316
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 13hToday’s look: bundled up Today’s perfume: Miss Robichaux’s Academy on a crisp midweek afternoon Today’s earworm: Haben Sie Gehört Das Deutsche Band Today’s mood:static.klipy.comColumbia's Angry Hat Moment - RHPSAlt: Columbia's Angry Hat Moment - RHPS 180
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In related news: Austin Powers to have all superspies trained in tai chi, salsa, and undercover snogging 050
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just started watching Below and as far as I can see the Newfoundland accent has a lot of Irish in it (in the same way that there’s a lot of Scandi in the accents of remote Scottish communities). Which is FASCINATING to me in terms of linguistic drift 670
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not sure what’s up with the annoying half-hour episode length on AHS:13, is this a “this season could have been a movie” situation, or did they not have enough material to do 13 full hour-longs? Either way not great (despite usual stellar cast) 020
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just been followed by a “DM ME FOR COLLAB” botfluencer. No thank you, I will stick to the time-honoured ways, the traditions, the mentioning Babybels often enough in my novel that they maybe send me a free little net bag of them, or no worries if not 3251
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I much preferred billionaires when they just shut the fuck up. 0312
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/08/2024You can't be mean to me I'm just a 81071191
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Stages of cold weather adaptation chez Fish: 1. winter bedlinen 2. winter duvet 3. heated sofa throw 4. buy honey in jars instead of squeezy bottles 5. c/h in bathroom 6. more frequent soup 7. First Lemsip Of The Year 8. bedroom window open 2” instead of 4” 9. c/h, under protest, in sitting room 4150
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ticket's bought for tonight's town hall pop up cinema screening of Murnau's Nosferatu, with live cello score. If I was a vampire, newly moved into the area, I'd harvest fresh, but healthy aged, blood by pretending to host a pop up cinema screening of Murnau's Nosferatu, with live cello score. 3389
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Today’s look: happy goth Today’s perfume: brisk witch Today’s earworm: chips jingle Today’s mood:static.klipy.comNelson Muntz Sells Dryer Rides to Ralph WiggumAlt: Nelson Muntz Sells Dryer Rides to Ralph Wiggum 080
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am loving the Mike Flanagan remake of Carrie but I think it might break my heart, she’s so LITTLE 330
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Somebobby made my Furby cwystatic.klipy.comOh, Fuck Off - Man's ReactionAlt: Oh, Fuck Off 0141
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026LITERALLY UNABLE to hear the word “mimeograph” without thinking of Hudsucker Industries 230
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I started reading a fantasy novel and was immediately put off by “males” and “females” when talking about human-adjacent species. Personal foible I know, but it just sounds to me like the author is describing insects or fish 2143
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comShe-Hulk Jennifer Walters in Silver DressAlt: She-Hulk Jennifer Walters in Silver Dress 1120
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today’s look: layers Today’s perfume: backing singers Today’s earworm: I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor Today’s mood:static.klipy.comKeep Editing Sean ConneryAlt: Keep Editing Sean Connery 0130
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026more business owners need to be like this 1771101116
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sidebar: romance novels please stop thinking bookshops are cosy and hushed and adorable, yes there are books, but often they’re full of people who don’t understand why we don’t sell Pokemon cards and are just there to photograph the books they’ll be buying on Amazon later. None of them are snoggable 6828
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026think one of the biggest generational divides between my parents and I is that the idea of going to a bed and breakfast and hanging out with other residents in the shared lounge etc. is actually my idea of hell 3311
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026School reunion Whatsapp has just reminded me that for some reason our school dinner hall had a repro of Guernica on the wall, WHY TF 3110
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watching the Call My Agent movie and having THOUGHTS about the subtitling: clearly human not ai, which yay, but fuck me they’ve taken a LOT of liberties with the translation. Fair enough to change some cultural refs/phrases that don’t translate perfectly, but two jarring examples - 220
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear 763272477
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yesterday I had an apocalyptic headache from a pulled neck muscle (many many boxes were delivered to the shop because the rough beast of retail Christmas’s hour has come round at last). This morning I woke with zero pain, and let me tell YOU this is the best feeling in the world, sex can fuck off 2260
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today’s look: steady, tiger Today’s perfume: i like big books and i cannot lie Today’s earworm: Easy Today’s mood:static.klipy.comAlexis Rose: My Name Is Alexis RoseAlt: Alexis Rose: My Name Is Alexis Rose 080
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comFriends: Chandler & Joey's Dog Statue MoveAlt: Friends: Chandler & Joey's Dog Statue Move 280
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just saw a discourse and thought, "not today. I am too pretty and talented for that." 2256
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today’s look: mature 🙄 Today’s perfume: cantrip Today’s earworm: Two Months Off Today’s mood:static.klipy.comKlaus Hargreeves Dancing on RoadAlt: Klaus Hargreeves Dancing on Road 190
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026New laptop. Out of the box. Charging it. It’s closed, I haven’t even opened it for the first time yet. It starts shouting at me, in Dutch. I already hate it 4320
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Two women come to the till and I assume they’re friends but they’re both talking at each other, not pausing for breath not pausing to listen or react to each other, just nonstop drivelling, and frankly if I had a friendship like that I’d hope one of us would just slap the other to shut them up ffs 4231
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart 168144434770
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today’s look: outpatients Today’s perfume: Dewey Decimate Today’s earworm: Turn The Music Up Today’s mood:static.klipy.comChandler Brags About His Laptop SpecsAlt: Chandler Brags About His Laptop Specs 070
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Great artist, David Hockney, but not the fairytale illustrations you want aged 6 080
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today’s look: yoga grift Today’s perfume: nice witch Today’s earworm: The Holly and the Ivy Today’s mood:static.klipy.comGood Brain MomentAlt: Good Brain Moment 180
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026mistakes were made 532235387
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162731733
Reposted by Lucy Fishwife 🥐pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026London residents make up approximately 1.78% of our website traffic - this one's for you! The London Underground Logo Generator is now ready for you to design your own custom Roundel.pixelframe.designLondon Underground Custom Logo GeneratorCreate a London Underground style roundel with your own text. The red ring, blue bar, and white lettering keep the measured proportions of the original sign, and each color can be changed so you can put your own spin on it. 3516041