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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 1h

Heard your prick boss just sent a “that’s life 🤣” post to the work what’s app chat.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 3h

My therapist: What level of self confidence do you aspire to have? Me: ⬇️

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 3h

Bluesky scolds man….

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 3h

Where’s that “media literate” cunt from last week now eh? Giving me shit about this quote. Fucking prick.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h

Muggy. Say what you like about hot and wet, every now and then they put aside their differences and fuck shit up.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h

If anyone’s thinking of opening a butchers that sells ham in the early hours of the morning I wish them well. But I’m telling you now Abba will not return your calls.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

[Andy Burnham hops over crack in the pavement] Guardian: Burnham wows onlookers with incredible parkour.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 12h

Bus lookalikes today: Nuno Espirito Santo, Bronson Pichot and Kathy Bates.

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Mark Freedman @markfreed.bsky.social · 13h

This person wins. The comment is a work of situationist art.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 13h

Fearless, independent….

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 13h

Morning everyone from the winner of Britain’s Best Fag Machine, 1993.

A wonder of British engineering, the Humslow 450, a vendor of cancer sticks for every taste and occasion.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 13h

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Sep 30 www.maptap.gg/challenge 96🏅 72😁 97🏅 97🏅 90🎉 Score: 923 in 21.3s (3.7s to spare!)

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MapTap Adventures

Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 13h

britmap · 30 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 86 ● 89 ◐ 71 ● 82 ● 89 Total: 830/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 4 Very poor

britm.app

britmap

The daily British history map puzzle.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 21h

Won a pub quiz by a margin that could best be described as uncomfortably large. Runners up got 75% of our score.

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D Mac @donmac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My brother was on a jolly with one of his friends who lives in Italy,on a boat party on Lake Como he got chatting to mutual friend who is finance director for a serie A club and my brother asked him whose the most dodgy person he's ever dealt with and said head & shoulders above anyone was Harry!

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Listening to Placebo like Diana’s just been buried.

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Rudy H @rudyhulsman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fans of League 1 clubs; « Sh!t, have you heard who’s moving in next season to clog up one of the promotion spots? »

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Asking Harry Redknapp about bent practice is like appointing Shipman to the GMC.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anybody else’s Spotify* going down all the time? *Yes I know

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“The John Swinney. Killed Burnham’s dad….”

David Bowie looking uncannily like your mums friend Julie who works down Asda

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saw someone on a walk just now with an Express under their arm. No dog either so it can’t be to mop up shit. I didn’t think anyone actually read the Express. I thought it was like one of those things that doesn’t really exist, like Sevenoaks.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every American should hang their head in shame re that last RT. And the ones that voted for it should consider….

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All victories are historic.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fantasy Island reboot looks grim.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well this is turning into a Good News 10 minutes.

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looking for a taxi from Llanilar to Aberystwyth and don't want to take out a mortgage? Download the Uberystwyth App today. We guarantee a taxi within 3 days of ordering (subject to the weather and if the car's needed to take a sheep to the vet)

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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military

static.klipy.com

Ben Elton's Politics Bit

Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you make a news story sound like a tv listing for a channel 5 movie.

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The cottage pies weren't filling, I looked like Harry Pilling; You wouldn't call us ravers - Despite our love of Quavers." ('Up the Junction' rejected lyrics.)

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My Dad was a BT engineer and this page has brought ALL the memories flooding back. The 'purring' dial tone, the speaking clock and the visits to his exchange in Covent Garden (Bastion) to see the calls physically go through in analogue times. telephonesuk.org.uk/sounds/

telephonesuk.org.uk

Sounds - Telephones UK

These sound files are courtesy of British Telecom, Michael Spalter ♦ and other generous contributors.

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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 29/09/2026

My top 5 English films? 1. Tax Dodge Meets The Bankrupt American Actor 2. Shite Comedians, Shite Film 3. Geezers! 4. Sad Posh People 5. Oh No! The Locals Are Welsh!

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tuesday. It’s like a lazy Monday isn’t it? Mondays are obviously complete bastards. But Tuesdays are like the bully’s best mate, laughing behind him, whilst Monday nicks your lunch money.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some wonderful comic timing from Sea Breeze here.

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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Sep 29 www.maptap.gg/challenge 86😁 88🎓 95🏆 86😁 98🔥 Score: 916 in 25.0s

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MapTap Adventures

Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

britmap · 29 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 100 ● 95 ● 100 ◐ 42 ◐ 63 Total: 710/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 3

britm.app

britmap

The daily British history map puzzle.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Without reading the article (I'm 55 next week, time is short), was it called Chers? (That works on two levels, C-hers, my original gag, and also Cher's, as a fan venue, which I didn't even intend).

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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026

Yung Lean and GENER8ION recreating the video live at the VMAs is amazing. I especially like his failure to even pretend he’s singing live. The dancers and the choreography though, 10/10

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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs

YouTube video by MTV

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