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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12h

The freshly exhumed and reanimated corpse of former world wrestling champion, star of Mr. Nanny and noted enthusiast of that flavour of government: Hulk “Terry” Hogan.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12h

7hrs at the Little Chef A14 (Northbound) Did the fire safety training video, a bit of washing up and dealt with one order. Wasn’t for me.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13h

God lord I didn’t get into music properly until I was about 15, I needed more visual stimulus… think it was a tape of Gangsters Paradise - Which, in hindsight, was suitably tragic. To whomsoever is maintaining the spreadsheet, I hope that helps.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 14h

Had my first spice bag from the takeaway. Oh my! (Complimentary)

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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 21h

WOKYCHESTER 😭

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 21h

“We asked the general public (who, for the vast majority, are not experienced and/or qualified experts in the field of mental health and neurodiversity) to tell us what they think to construct this piece of conformational bias to be later reference as fact. Thus completing an “ouroboros of bullshit”

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Unless the Ringo one covers his work on Thomas the Tank Engine I cannot be frigged.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Been to visit fav brother-in-law in hospital. He’s been in so often for drunken injuries it’s a bit odd now he’s got a proper ailment - one I have only heard of because of Kenny Omega. He’ll be fine, but I have promised to punch him right on the diverticulitis at All In as soon as he’s better. ❤️

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

LRP: Unconsciously imagining an alternative history and finding it slightly unsettling, but no less alluring.

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Nigel @nigel-t.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“I've Done Everything Except Porn“ was not on my bingo card as the title of the new Bea Arthur documentary ?🤔😂 #BeaArthur playbill.com/article/bea-...

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Bea Arthur Documentary I've Done Everything Except Porn Will Screen in NYC

The film from Daniel Watt and Daryl Roth explores the Tony-winning stage and screen icon, star of Mame and The Golden Girls .

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Feel like a Dad at a wedding in the office today, just percolated about the place waving a laptop chatting (mostly about work too). Chats included one with someone quite upset my dept had “renegaded” on something apparently important. All I could think of was the former WCW wrestler of same name.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

More @b3ta.com kids horror…

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Now watching, a Canadian couple on their 20s who have left Canada for a Clapham and are prepared to drop eight hundred thousand pounds on HALF a small terraced house. They must be from Winnipeg. Moments later, it is confirmed they are. The (oddly minted) fools.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Those adverts where you can send your “old gold” and heirlooms in for a (likely shit) cash offer is a bit sad. I give it less than15yrs until adverts offering to buy your “surplus organs”. Poor? Why not try gambling or pawning anything left in your home with a value.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

New router, been faffing about… everything ALMOST works. Until you plug an Ethernet cable into the sky box after which (in order of importance) the following fall over. - YouTube - prime video - PlayStation network - work vpn Turn Sky box off and everything back immediately- odd and annoying.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Just seen a lady on the TL who was the personification of “yoinks!” - you’ll know her when you see her.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This shows my lot did alright out of all this, what with the fuck ton of money they gave us for Eliot Anderson and the discount we got on McAtee. Which, allied with our (independent) ability to be a slightly rubbish at association football means: smashing bunch of lads as far as I’m concerned

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Thirty grands worth of the good stuff, with a street value of, well probably about thirty grands. This is almost as barbaric a crime as the French fridge hack that spoiled a load of cheese the other day.

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Facts. Imagine the Fellowship being divided between three Minis (one red, one white, one blue) to infiltrate Mordor via their sewer system. The story climaxes with a bus dangling over the fires of Mount Doom and Gandalf saying "Hang on, hobbits. I think I have an idea!"... FIN Cinematic gold.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The car chase in Lord of the rings the two towers.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Have been on the telephone to my internet provider for barely minutes, they are sending a new router (gratis) and have a man come out to put a wifi access point in the “office” (also gratis). This is, obviously, excellent. But suspiciously easy/efficient and at odds with all prev experience. Hmm.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I would have been a mechanic working on lovely old Jaguars and Saabs and that.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tempted to do a very Bluesky coded response to today’s meme, which is perhaps unfair on its creator… Anyway. “My mother doesn’t hate anyone anymore. Because she is dead”

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish Put a ventriloquist in it.

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Glenn Quigley @glennquigley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lighthouses I saw (from a distance) on my holiday. #lighthouse

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The house smells of fresh plaster. We have not had anything plastered recently. That’s probably fine and not indicative of old lady bungalow being made out of biscuits. Also. We now have mice. So biscuit theory confirmed.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Stop putting bad berks, arseholes and twats in my TL

An emoji of the world wagging its finger and saying “that won’t do!”

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

See, alongside my natural reticence to be seen, this is why I wouldn’t want to be on telly… Imagine millions of people finding out, on prime time Saturday night, what a live action Penfold having a stubborn bowel movement might look like. The grimace as he tries to get some purchase. Cripes!

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And, less likely to be deleted after I’ve gone all coy, a Roupell Street Citroen update.

Four Citroens, an SM, a BX, a DS Safari, and a BC Gti!

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Great, great name. Excellent nomenclature. Auld Charlie Shithouse. Quite splendid. Well done to all involved.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Am on the bleedin (Lahndun) train ain’t I. The amount of Crew Clothing quarter zips over cuff linked shirts is incredible (I too am not without sin, but quarter zip is Lacoste because I’m fancy). Fkn shagged out already. Not even got there yet.

A man in a suit on a mobile phone, fist pumping the air - “Hahaha! BUSINESS!”

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DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's the final few hours of the DPA Design October sale! 🔵 Up to 35% off phone cases 🔵 Up to 25% off T-shirts 🔵 Up to 20% off prints 🔵 Plus many more discounts 🛒 tinyurl.com/DPADShop Ends midnight!

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Well that’s another dreadful game of association football almost done with.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Re: The Football. Pass that in mate. #nffc

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Got a kiss off Elastica’s Annie Holland in the signing tent at Reading in 1999 🥰

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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The trumpton fire service WhatsApp group

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Have performed MANUAL TASKS (not a euphemism for onanism) and am exhausted. Been to screwfix, cleared the side of the garage, put up a little fence and fixed the leaky guttering (with a fuck ton of industrial solvent based sealant). Later I have a social engagement and I simply “don’t” wanna.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Who I’d put on the note money. £5 - Grotbags £10 - Catherine Zeta Jones’s arse from the film “Entrapment” £20 - a Vickers VC-10 in BOAC livery £50 - Rula Lenska I would also introduce a new coin at 99p face value, to supplement the pound. I would call it the minor pound.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Imagine getting mad about who’s on the money. When you’re sort of person who only uses hard currency as a transmission or payment device for powdered substances. Or to make off the books payments for “misc services” Who doesn’t like hedgehogs, puffins and that? Imagine doing gak with a badger.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Several episodes into the #celebritytraitors and I really do like Miranda. She’s a lot of fun and I think we’d be friends. There. I’ve said it.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sia’s shirt kindly provided by Harry Hill #totp

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Can you imagine busting out moves like that in a night club #totp

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