Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16hCan we start doing something? Is it time yet? 010
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16hYou just know Nancy Mace followed her to the bathroom and demanded to see her genitals. 010
Reposted by Norma if you Nasty🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026explain it to me like I'm dead 89940
Reposted by Norma if you NastyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send 58420
Reposted by Norma if you Nasty꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future? 515545
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16hYou can only have three other items on your cheese burger. What are the three items? 010
Reposted by Norma if you NastySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i too am mysterious and invalid 27041
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16hIt's fall and I'm hosting a Bluesky potluck soup party. What horrible soup are you going to bring? I'll start first. Squashed nut butter soup. 010
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You mean you tell me an Orange, creamed in this soda? 031
Reposted by Norma if you Nasty[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Boss: Are you dense?? Me: *predominantly composed of platinum group metals* Very. 042
Reposted by Norma if you NastyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult 1725341
Reposted by Norma if you NastyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Killer geese flying in a V for vendetta 215761
Reposted by Norma if you NastyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane 221087
Reposted by Norma if you NastyMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My grandson has started blaming his farts on everyone else . . . he'll make a fine politician some day. 212860
Reposted by Norma if you NastyLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026not to brag but my new gyno said everything looks good down there ;) 916936
Reposted by Norma if you NastyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song 17510112
Reposted by Norma if you NastyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026be the easy to her peasy 19944
Reposted by Norma if you Nastylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna be pretty disappointed if the new Avengers doesn’t feature The Baconator 69234
Reposted by Norma if you Nastychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I bet it would be nice to be beautiful or at least have a prehensile tail. 714046
Reposted by Norma if you NastyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster 722394
Reposted by Norma if you Nasty🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then 2416561
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did not have "Bring back the plague." On my 2026 bingo card. 021
Reposted by Norma if you NastyfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsAlt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 929447
Reposted by Norma if you NastyPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there's an alternate timeline where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs 610140
Reposted by Norma if you NastyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me. 419169
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'd like to eat the rich with 4 grapes, a hand full of Wheat thins, two baby bell and a jar of jalapeño stuffed olives. Call it girl dinner. 011
Reposted by Norma if you NastyFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit 624658
Reposted by Norma if you NastyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document 718843
Reposted by Norma if you NastyEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The feminine urge to travel back in time just to give a T-Rex a high five 1113131
Reposted by Norma if you NastyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush. 517978
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just invented a new handjob move I've named the lemon tester. 011
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We have a Babacrook haunting our Whitehouse. 011
Reposted by Norma if you NastyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026explain it to me in a gibberish that i can understand 05832
Reposted by Norma if you NastyMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"My dog chases everyone on a bike." "So I had to lock his bike away." 1122119
Reposted by Norma if you NastyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave 519667
Reposted by Norma if you NastyDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me: time to sleep Brain: YOU CAN DO IT PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT 35313
Reposted by Norma if you Nasty𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds. 29231
Reposted by Norma if you NastyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again. 115680
Reposted by Norma if you Nastyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262371465
Reposted by Norma if you NastyMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing 819193
Reposted by Norma if you NastyMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? 1617116
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Due to gas prices, I will be ariving in a shopping cart pulled by 12 goats. 011
Reposted by Norma if you NastyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Installing a cheese cave instead of a bomb shelter in the basement. 1010838
Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My big boy mustache is coming in. Hope my husband doesn't notice. 011
Reposted by Norma if you NastySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Under just the right lighting it looks like I have my shit together 717678
Reposted by Norma if you NastyLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ll put you in my MySpace top 8 if you play with my hair 215244
Reposted by Norma if you NastyBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb) 013955