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Norma if you Nasty

@normaleighhangry.bsky.social
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40yo she/they, Married 18y, part time chaos demon. 🍯🥦💨 I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator. Bob's is my comphy show. Designated Fat Funny Friend. I only tolerate those who also practice tolerance. Norma_leigh_hangry on TikTok.

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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16h
Can we start doing something? Is it time yet?
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16h
You just know Nancy Mace followed her to the bathroom and demanded to see her genitals.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
explain it to me like I'm dead
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future?
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16h
You can only have three other items on your cheese burger. What are the three items?
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i too am mysterious and invalid
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 16h
It's fall and I'm hosting a Bluesky potluck soup party. What horrible soup are you going to bring? I'll start first. Squashed nut butter soup.
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You mean you tell me an Orange, creamed in this soda?
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[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boss: Are you dense?? Me: *predominantly composed of platinum group metals* Very.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Killer geese flying in a V for vendetta
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My grandson has started blaming his farts on everyone else . . . he'll make a fine politician some day.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not to brag but my new gyno said everything looks good down there ;)
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
be the easy to her peasy
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna be pretty disappointed if the new Avengers doesn’t feature The Baconator
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet it would be nice to be beautiful or at least have a prehensile tail.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026
what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did not have "Bring back the plague." On my 2026 bingo card.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's an alternate timeline where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wtf are they planning?
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me.
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd like to eat the rich with 4 grapes, a hand full of Wheat thins, two baby bell and a jar of jalapeño stuffed olives. Call it girl dinner.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feminine urge to travel back in time just to give a T-Rex a high five
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just invented a new handjob move I've named the lemon tester.
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have a Babacrook haunting our Whitehouse.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
explain it to me in a gibberish that i can understand
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"My dog chases everyone on a bike." "So I had to lock his bike away."
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: time to sleep Brain: YOU CAN DO IT PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Due to gas prices, I will be ariving in a shopping cart pulled by 12 goats.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Installing a cheese cave instead of a bomb shelter in the basement.
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Norma if you Nasty @normaleighhangry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My big boy mustache is coming in. Hope my husband doesn't notice.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Under just the right lighting it looks like I have my shit together
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll put you in my MySpace top 8 if you play with my hair
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb)
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