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Difficult Diner

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Authorized Jetski dealer (retired). Boydad to Brantleigh and Brink.

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 12/10/2026
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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 10/10/2026
so good
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never be this cool
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop a RUNNER 👟 🖤
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
Me on Sept 30 : Me on Oct 1st
prosaic Tilda Swinton from We Need To Talk About Kevin looking drained of her vital essencesecstatic vampire Tilda Swinton from 'Only Lovers Left Alice's, her mouth awash in blood
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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may @maysuser.name · 11/09/2026
every year i always forget that not everyone is ironic about 9/11
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw someone celebrating Kirkmas early
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
ceeks
@70Ceeks
911: What's your emergency
ME: My dog think he slick
5:29 PM • 2015-04-15
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gonna start prefacing any compliment with "your slutty little" - did you get a slutty little haircut? I love it - I admire your slutty little work ethic - hey man, good job on your slutty little presentation today
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meanwhile at the White House
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR A "KEI TRUCK " I NEED ONE OF THOSE FUCKEN TINY TRUCK'S!!! I DONT KNOW WHY!!! I SAW ONE AND NOW IM OBSESSED!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I KNOW THEY DONT GO FAST AND THATS PART OF THE APPEAL "CANT RUSH A GOLF CART" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/08/2026
i’m tired of having anxiety. time to become a psychopath
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Witness Tim's descent into Hell on his endless pursuit of retribution. 👊 Watch last night's explosive Emergency here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkqYVXA5VF8
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Emergency with Tim Heidecker - TIM GOES TO THE AFTERLIFE
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Most people can’t be bothered to spell-check their AI generated subtitles. These guys are taking the time to misspell them JUST RIGHT. So fucking funny.
InfoWars shot of a horse with the chyron "Horace is Tim's Horse" and the subtitle "Expurience" to reflect the host's accent.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dudes rock
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
hotel aint got a room with a tub
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Incredible thumbnail this week.
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Emergency with Tim Heidecker - R.I.P HORACE
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
s i c k e n e d
a tweet with a picture of a daschund eating a big handful of spaghetti. tweeter ("a") says "his greed sickens me"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We have a disappointing but inevitable update regarding the InfoWars Elf.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🎶 weeee don't eeeven care… 🎶
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I need y'all to see the screaming hairy armadillo
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra
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