Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026he's a fascist piece of shit. the prime example of a "centrist" 072
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't want my foreskin back. it's probly all grindy and rotten by now anyways 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bugs are gross. now replace 'bugs' with 'women'. why would a bluesky feminist say this? 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026God made people need to pee so that he could get a peek at our winkies and petunias. 050
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026choosin hexesstatic.klipy.comWizard Cat by DemonwolfALT: Wizard Cat by Demonwolf 060
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i didn't shit my pants. in case anyone was thinking that, i didn't. 030
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026not much happened in ep 7 of Lanterns. bit of a filler episode unfortunately. 140
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when I was a kid I got a Late Night with David Letterman t-shirt. I thought I was so cool with that shirt I loved it. but also I was a dumb kid. I must have seen someone else do it and thought it was rad so I SHREDDED THE SLEEVES. I instantly regretted it and died of cringe. 😔 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in the series Ludwig David Mitchell plays a crossword designer turned detective who is supposedly so out of touch that he doesn't know what a high five is. 110
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remember that the ladies tops were kinda see thru and they were not wearing bras. scandalous 150
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how is grandma going to protect you if you don't protect grandma? 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you: I'm gonna take a hydration break me: I'm gonna steal there water 😈 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have had a recurring dream for as long as I can remember about not being able to find where I parked my car. in the dream I wander the parking lots forever clicking the key fob hoping to hear my car beep. it never does. 000
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lol, not only did he not arrest bibi, he arrested people for protesting against him. 🤡 000
Reposted by Jive XXLWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103544410
Reposted by Jive XXL404 Media @404media.co · 23/09/2026Citizens showed up to the city council meeting with plans to let city leaders know how they felt about the city’s use of Flock. But Springfield mayor Jeff Schrag moved to prevent public comment on Flock. Then, arrests happened, @mjgault.bsky.social reports. Story: www.404media.co/woman-arrest... 45237602208
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026tune in next week for the next exciting episode of slow horses 000
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Slow Horses is a terrible name for a TV show. maybe it's good I have no idea. has anyone watched it? 120
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wonder who was the first astronaut to jork it in space. do we have any data on that 010
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what the heck is an emo accent? I thought emo was more of a haircut 020
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if Jackson Galaxy told me I was petting my cat wrong I would be devastated 020
Reposted by Jive XXLpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026By Mr. Links 91925267
Reposted by Jive XXLCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜♀️ 272924734
Reposted by Jive XXLBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There is no two state solution. There is only a one state solution, Palestine. The Zionists can go back to Europe, or to jail for War Crimes. All the Jews who love to live in peace, like Ultra Orthodox Jews, many of who hate Israel, will be happier living in Palestine. 1324661
Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I tracked down mamacat in her natural daytime environment. you can see star wars terrified in the background. I found out mamacat is 16 years young! 171
Reposted by Jive XXLThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He got fined. He did it again anyway. 🫡 662778545
