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Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.

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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 4h
good news: I have a peacock acct so I can watch the Cubs bad news: I didn't know I had a peacock acct - how long have I been paying for this??
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 5h
not a scary movie guy. been watching scary movies after sunset lately like an idiot. I know how this turns out
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 6h
bro it's 9pm and this is fall league rec ball and I got work to finish and the bus comes at 6:40... can practice end already?
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 6h
got new brakes on the car today. whew buddy didn't realize how bad the old ones had gotten until I drove home
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe always been this way but the blue tone of this slow horses season is cranked to 11 distracting
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, on vacation: asleep by 9pm Me, at home needing to get the kids up early for school followed by a buncha work: wide awake after midnight
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This afternoon Kid 1 was stressed that we were running late for practice Me to Kid 1: we Gucci babe, hundo p Her:
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Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you get a chance to meet up with a good bud from HS for a ballgame in a city neither of you live in...do it. Couldn't be better.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cubs-Sox from the 3rd base side this time.

YOU HARDLY NOTICE THE PILLAR UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TOWARDS THE DIAMOND
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not too bad
Cubs-Sox
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Historical walking tour pre-game hype song
youtu.be
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell = driving in Boston
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big sandwich time
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Foliage! In New Brunswick
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Twisted my ankle like a doofus on some uneven sidewalk a couple hrs ago. Didn't feel great but we kept on trucking. Now about 3x normal size. Very cool.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Canada let me in. Fools.
Had lunch by a lake with a roped off swimming section. Water is about 50°. Maniacs. A Moosehead Brewery beer
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We found a good spot for a rest this afternoon
A boy sitting on a rocky overlook in the mountains
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Found some good spots
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: what do you want for lunch? Kid 3: a biiiiiig pretzel
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pretty good football game imo imvho
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🇹🇹 🇹🇹 🇹🇹
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good day
Rocky beachLobster and wine on a beachside table A boat on the water
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dude at airport today went through security with no bags but one (1) kettlebell. You think you've seen it all ..
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rules
Airport drinks for me and Mrs and a coloring book
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not sure how I lived without these little packing bags that organize stuff in the larger bag.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lasso s4 haters can shut it. It's good. Who cares if it's not revelatory? Just nice to have some of the gang back together with some interesting new pieces.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
btw I thought I booked the rental car for our party of 7 for less than a week out but turns out I didn't and strap in bc we're about to find out how screwed am I
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gonna pivot to posting engagement bait and replying "yesss" and it's gonna do numbers
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slow Horses might have 3-4 of my fav 10 characters on TV
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mrs has been asking for a photo book of our travels for some time. In a shocking move, I'm not waiting til Dec 20th to get started. Might drop a few on here for fun as I come across em.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there is nothing hotter to the touch than a ceramic coffee mug fresh out the dishwasher pretty sure that's gonna blister
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We gotta wake up at like 4 to get a jump on things but you're kidding yourself if you think I'm not watching the new Coach Taylor: Galactic Cop
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is no "we"
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
got a new goal. not gonna share it as to not sully it but posting this so I can quote it in 6-18 mos.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fincher's Girl with Dragon Tattoo holds up. Great source material, banger cast, shots are gorgeous.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Might need to quit telling Kid 3 that he "hit it to the moon" at baseball bc he's telling people that he did and getting frustrated when they question it.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Made baked potatoes to go with dinner. Why in the hell have I not been doing this multiple times per week?
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
stewing
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Disgusting. Effort isn't awful but they're not being put in good positions.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
got a ballgame in Atlanta
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@hodgepodge.bsky.social the number of vol fans in my section is... concerning
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Boo, hiss. Things of that nature
UT buses parked by GT stadium
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
found my fav sunglasses and croakies, didn't have em last week against Colorado. feeling much better about tonight's game.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LOL NOT THIS TIME
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's a touchback!
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
3rd cup of coffee today after not having any on a regular basis for a while. Pretty sure I can hear colors now
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
made bacon for a quiche for tomorrow. set aside to cool. left the room. came back 10 min later to no bacon and a buncha greasy fingered kids
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This morning's softball and tball games have been cancelled due to last night's storms.
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Crushed Dreams - John Bender Quote
ALT: Crushed Dreams - John Bender Quote
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