Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna start telling my boss I'm reclaiming my time when he asks me a question and I'm eating lunch. 030
Reposted by Tylerstill a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under 1558
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wake up people!! Under Shania Law the government will require everyone to wear men’s shirts and short skirts!! 3222
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Neighbor to neighbor Father to son One for all and all for one!! 171
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who called it “keeping a half dozen Pilot G-2s from Ricky” and not “Six Pens None to Richard” 020
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If this gets one like I will share my swollen and gross ankle after getting mauled by fire ants yesterday 160
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reminder that any case tied after deliberation goes to penalty kicks. 120
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I NEVER MEANT TO STAAAARRRRT A WAAARR open.spotify.com/track/1Nme6K...open.spotify.comBattlefieldJordin Sparks · Battlefield · Song · 2009 140
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh so we're just going to feel all the feelings at 1:30 on Monday morning. Is that right, dumb brain? 2110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Vikings 3-0 Hokies 4-0static.klipy.comVeep: Nervous Laughter ReactionAlt: Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction 020
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"We interviewed two Brazilian Cowboys fans." [Spits out coffee] “HOW MANY COWBOYS FANS??” 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kyler Murray is 2-11 for 7 yards and an INT in the second half. 100
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just ate a half pound container of honey chipotle brussels sprouts with a large McDonald’s DC. 10/10. Five stars. Highly recommend. 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, like, the way I feel about 2001 Miami is the way my kids are going to feel about 2019 LSU, so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh? 000
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026more songs should have an epic sax solo right in the middle of them imho open.spotify.com/track/09huOV... open.spotify.comWaiting for a Star to FallBoy Meets Girl · Reel Life (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1988 141
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember that time Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson were Joe Burrow’s receivers? 190
Reposted by Tylerjane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026i am playing only my second year of fantasy football so i get somewhat of a pass, but drafting drake maye was likely the worst decision i have ever made in my life 1172
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Woke up, walked dogs, fed them, made coffee, sat down at my desk, signed in on my work laptop, saw everyone I work with was away on Teams, and then realized today is Sunday and not Monday. 1110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Goodnight to everyone but especially the five of you posting through it during the bees game. Y'all the real ones. 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate that playcall. Hail Mary is infinitely better. Get a fluke completion! Draw a penalty! That short pass and then pitch it everywhere thing never works ever. 010
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Back on the East Coast it's ACC after midnight" my brother in football it is 2am 110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't love that on a day where I'm already struggling with feelings of inadequacy that I'm ending it by watching two schools that I couldn't have gotten into at 17. 220
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching everyone sweat their football team when mine already won. 090
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BOTH MY TEAMS BEAT EQUALLY GOOD TEAMS IN SIMILAR FASHIONS GO HOKIES. GO GATORS. 020
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope this email finds you outside blissfully unaware of how your football team is doing 260
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interesting that Cal's offensive AI models told them to run the play that outs four receivers within touching distance on 3rd and 16. 230
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Very sleepy. Let's get invested in a football game that means nothing to me. 0130
