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@josh.uno
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incomprehensible babble / please consider trying @catbird.blue

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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 16h
i’m being ground into a powder but please don’t snort me
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
i forget i can just post things sometimes
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 28/09/2026
good sunday evening let’s get confused and scared for no reason
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♀️
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
my buddy eric destroyed humanity once. it was craaazy
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
How to become supreme dictator of the world ?
• Assessing if this is harmless
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
i hate kind of being a jerk but i was born in new jersey so it’s genetic
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
something soothing about this only getting 1 like after 11 hours
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
they’re saying i deserve this tummyache because i’m ontologically evil. they’re saying it’s karmic retribution for my crimes
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky fucking pillow
An “All Positions PLUS” pillow
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
a cool/fun thing i saw were peter thiel stans on tiktok when i (regrettably) redownloaded it recently
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
welcome to the thoughts and opinions zone. please strap in
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
hey man do you mind if i shrink you down and use you like a qtip to clean my ear
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 24/09/2026
hey everybody, just letting folks know, i’m looking to crashout on the timeline sometime in the next 3-5 business days
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
my followers have filed a class action lawsuit alleging i knowingly provided them with posts leading to extreme secondhand embarrassment, anxiety, depression, anger, nausea, hives, ringing in the ears, among other forms of distress i deny the allegations and look forward to clearing my name in court
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
i need a time machine and a working iphone 6 with vine preinstalled to undo this event from our timeline. please contact me if you have any leads
Department of War Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
don’t worry big accounts are just as scared of you as you are of them
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
one of my favorite facts about all my followers is how they and their employers endorse me and all my views
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
10 years later and i’m still pissed off the duck was racist
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 20/09/2026
🎳 + 🥬
🎳 + 🥬
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
babe tilly norwood isn’t real but we could be
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
they drag me out of my hole occasionally and make me post things. when i don’t get a certain number of likes they decrease the number of kibble bits they give me
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 19/09/2026
you turn on your computer? that’s disgusting
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 19/09/2026
i’m a little scared of most of you
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 19/09/2026
i wonder how many years i’m gonna have to wait until i can get one of these. i’m gonna have mine fold my laundry and strangle me in my sleep
robot
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 15/09/2026
thank you mr president i agree we must turn the ballroom and mar a lago into data centers to maximize compute
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The only control or "guardrails" that Al needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades! The Trump Administration has stopped Al "people" from doing bad, or potentially bad, 'things," like Dario (Anthropic!), who is now pretending to be a
"perfect little angel" - and we will continue to do so! We already have tremendous CRIMINAL and REGULATORY power over these companies! There is a SICK conspiracy going on against Al and Data Centers, and the only one that is happy about it is China.
WHOEVER WINS AI, WINS! We are leading China, and all others, and will continue to do so. Conspiracy Theorists, Treasonists, Traitors, and Leakers, BEWARE! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you can't tell me they didn't stuff one of those Tesla robots inside him
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
caller 12 you're on bluesky at night what's on your mind
chat messages:
- Person: I now officially have Too Many Followers (TM), how do you deal with it?
- Me: you must alienate them one by one
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/09/2026
get off your butt and fix the world. the rest of us are waiting
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/09/2026
at&t is now the AMERICAN Telegraph and Telephone company
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/09/2026
we really left the bird but brought the cage
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 13/09/2026
Guys bluesky is dying!! Let's put on the best talent show this town's ever seen
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/09/2026
my haters cannot appreciate my whimsy
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 16/01/2026
i wish i had a neuralink so i could make it zap me whenever i have an opinion :/
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 11/09/2026
if “artificial intelligence” is so good then why does my tummy still hurt? they can’t solve tummyaches?
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 11/09/2026
the fact is takes 2 f*cking taps to fire react a chat message, is, in my opinion, everything that is wrong with @bsky.app today. what are we doing here?
bsky.app chat reaction bar with red circle over + icon
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 11/09/2026
it’s fine to run social experiments on me
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germansoccerfan @germansoccerfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here is what the Twin Towers would look like if they were in Boise, Idaho.
The Twin Towers in Boise, Idaho.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 10/09/2026
websites over, everybody go home
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 10/09/2026
@merriam-webster.com what is the correct spelling, is it “Kirkiversary” or “Kirkaversary”?
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 10/09/2026
we carry the flame
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 09/09/2026
it’s going to be a stupid day. i can feel it in my bones
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/09/2026
i just wanted to thank everyone who has come out to vote for me already. i feel absolutely blessed to be in 6,325th place!
a leaderboard, showing i have one vote and am in 6,325th place!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/09/2026
hello everyone. now that the drama has died down i would just like to ask you to please vote for me on bsky38.com! the top influential user right now is @jamellebouie.net who as you are all well aware, works for the new york times! icky!
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