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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another heater from The Onion theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 11/09/2026
lmao eat my entire ass you fucking crybabies
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 11/09/2026
There are very real safety concerns we need to address with generative LLMs. Deepfakes, privacy, AI psychosis, etc We don't need to entertain goofy nonsense from people claiming they're inventing the torment nexus from the science fiction classic "Dipshit That's Not The Torment Nexus Go Outside."
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martin @trustworthym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when i was younger women were so much hotter and also everyone was capable of pissing one powerful stream instead of a slow dribble that takes like five minutes and keeps stopping and starting, because of woke
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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Simon Nixon @nixonsimon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Amazing. It seems that plagiarism is only a problem for The Times when black people do it
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea, being a dick
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Charles M Schulz’ Peanus
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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cětské @cetske.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
- KH
Joe RoganMr Blobby
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026
Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.
The beloved mascot of the San Antonio Spurs: Rufus the Drug Coyote, standing on the basketball court and firing a rotary cannon into the crowd without a hint of mercy in his deranged and bloodshot eyes. He is staring into hell and doing all he can to fill it to its fiery brim. Nothing shall stay his hand in his dark work.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They’re down to 30 minutes.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to...
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BREAKING: Martin Scorsese has pressed Alt + F4 in a computer game after being told in a chat message it would unlock infinite gold.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
TALARICO: I want Texans to be able to afford food and pay their bills. PAXTON: Talarico? more like Tala-freak-o and he's a vegan. The polls:
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Elon just heard they're making one of the keebler elves biracial and got so mad on his jet he threw one of his toddlers out the emergency exit (Cybertodd)
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cartoon of the month
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neapoi.bsky.social @neapoi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed and isolated. Crying at the airport
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
T̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶g̶a̶l̶o̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ Pedo Pascal (2026)
Donald Trump poses as the Mandalorian, but with his helmet on because he's definitely familiar with the show
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Biblically accurate Charlie Kirk Way sign:
Same photo of the Charlie Kirk Way sign as above only now the text is very small in the center of the sign
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/04/2026
Sonya Blade from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has made the worst JOI video ever
erika kirk dressed like Eminem antifa staring at the camera with different terrifying expressions
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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dammit it’s already happening
My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/04/2026
the vibe
trolley problem meme, only there's just one track covered with bodies that are being run over by the trolley and the person lacks any sort of control, captioned "You can only watch"
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Artemis II peaking the backside today
astronaut meme with astronaut in front saying “wait it’s absolutely caked up?” and astronaut behind holding gun saying “always has been,” on the left is the moon with its plump juicy glutes
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Legally Blonde 3: Headcase Dismissed (2026)
Pam Bondi in pink
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
more like busty noem, amirite
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Uhh
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 27/03/2026
Kash Patel emails (1.1 GB) The first tranche of emails from the mailbox of Kash Patel, the director of the FBI, which was hacked by Handala, a hacking group that is believed to have ties to Iranian intelligence. ddosecrets.org/article/kash... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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Kash Patel emails - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Emails from the mailbox of Kash Patel, the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which was hacked by Handala, a hacking group that is believed to have ties to Iranian intelligence. Patel…
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Lori Emerson @loriemerson.net · 25/03/2026
OH MY HEART...the Oberlin Luddites Reject "The Year of AI Exploration"! 💚
photograph or a poster on cream colored paper. "Dear President Ambar,
we are writing to you on a typewriter that is over 70 years old. This is a
machine that we all know well. With it, we misspell words without the crutch of spell check or generative AI and we think intently about every phrase we pound out. As we force ourselves, for once, to slow down, we engage in a cognitive dialogue with ourselves. We do not seek perfection because we know that education is about the growing and challenging of our young minds' potential, not the chasing of institutional 'gold-star' approval. We do not believe that your so-called 'Year of AI Exploration; providing enterprise ChatGPT and Google Gemini subscriptions to every Oberlin student aligns with our college's founding principles. You claim that this year will be one of experimentation, not adoption. But even just one semester of accepted (encouraged even) chat bot use will jettison our student body down a lazy and irredeemable tunnel of intellectual destruction. We are a college grounded in learning and labor, which now risks straying from these rooted ideals. With ChatGPT at the helm, our emails, essays,and discussion posts will be generated for us, not by us. And let's not fool ourselves. This is precisely what these platforms will be used for by our busy, anxious student body. We see your vision for this year as.advancing the college's 'businessification'--an alarming trend also seen in the takeover of our beloved library cafe by a 'bookstore' with no books in stock and an app replacing customer service. In one instance, the college assumes we want efficiency at all costs through automated rather than hand pulled coffee. In the other lies the false belief that we simply desire to turn in an essay, regardless of how little we've written of it." there's more that doesn't fit in the 2000 character limit :(
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Homer says "I believe I will order a cheeseburger"Man says "this is a sushi restaurant! They don't serve cheeseburgers"Homer says "very well. Then I will order a hamburger"Man says "pure hilarity. I pounce tgis son to be based!"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
somebody said he stands like a cartoon character drifting towards pie in a window and holy shit
trump doing his weird lean forward
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is absolutely fantastic writing
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Kash Patel in the U.S. locker room solemnly asking if anyone has seen Nancy Guthrie.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
NVIDIA presents DLSS 5
No
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/03/2026
I don't support the troops
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pedo Projection.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2026
the destruction of the entire worlds economy is a small price to pay for the massive victory of the son of the guy america assassinated to take over as leader
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