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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, I used to love these guys and somehow I just…forgot they existed. Take care of them brains, y’all!
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you’re right, you’re right
Detail of the upper-right image in the quoted post focusing on the word “Christain” [sic]
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring Me the Head of Pretty Woman Garcia
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be
My Sound
YouTube video by Squarepusher - Topic
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hulk ✊ on one end, Hulk 👅 on t’other
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even cartoon actors are occasionally guilty of silently mouthing their scene partner’s dialogue
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
ALT: Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sleep paralysis but the demon keeps asking if things are shoegaze 

"Is Holy plains shoegaze?" Asks the demon
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Scene from the 2026 Republican Conviction. In the distance is the fully illuminated stage fully bedecked in Patriot drag; in the foreground, behind all the floor seats, is a single chair facing the viewer (and away from the stage). There’s a U.S. flag attached to the chair back, and in the seat are a small bouquet of flowers, a microphone on a short table stand, and a ~8x10 framed sign which reads, “SAVED FOR CHARLIE.”

Below the image is a Reddit comment:

aahe42 • 4h
Why is it in the back and facing the wrong way, is his ghost going to sit in it like a cool substitute teacher
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can you imagine one of Kojima's interminable monologues but from Trump? "They're calling the war economy, Snake. Very nasty. Very unfair. But the stock market has never been higher! Higher than it was under Biden or Sears. They call him Solidus. I call him Gaseous Snake because he stinks."
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love having a government that’s basically the equivalent of the t-shirt rack at a head shop with all the “funny” logo parodies
A tweet:

The White House
@WhiteHouse

CAN’T STOP WINNING 🎮

Build the wall. Deport. Fill a Trump Account. 

LIVE - PLAY NOW -📱ARCADE.GOV

[embedded video window showing a SEGA-style logo that says “MAGA”]

1:51PM Sep 3, 2026 • 694.9K Views

1K comments. 2.2K retweets 10K likes 1.7K bookmarksA tweet

The White House 
@WhiteHouse

ARCADE.GOV 🕹️

[Embedded video window displaying a Nintendo GameCube-style logo, only the interior of the G has been replaced with an A. Below is the text “ARCADE.GOV”]

2:01 PM • Sep 3, 2026 • 332.7K Views

610 comments 1.2K retweets 5.8K likes 952 bookmarksA tweet:

The White House 
@WhiteHouse

ARCADE.GOV 👾

[embedded video window displaying an XBOX-style logo, only with an A carved into the sphere instead of an X. Below is the text “Arcade.gov”]

2:06 PM • Sep 3, 2026 • 477.5K Views

691 comments 1.2K retweets 6.7K likes 1.2K bookmarks
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What’s a movie you saw 3 or more times in theaters? 👀 #FilmSky
The poster for the 1990 live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Four turtles with colored eye masks emerge grimacing from a covered manhole surrounded by skyscrapers stretching skyward. The tagline at bottom reads “Lean, Green, And On The Screen Everywhere.”
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🤯
Reddit post:

Rewatching Coyote Ugly in 2026
[Discussion]

I know it's a product of its time but my god. Her boyfriend and dad both slut shame her, he literally got her fired and they're both still
'the good guys. I guess dad has a bit of a feminist eureka moment after literally being hit by a car.

My boyfriend has never seen it and genuinely asked me if it's a parody. This was directly after the stage fright strip-tease scene. I love this film but wow!!! I could write a dissertation on this.
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It’s noteworthy as sort of being a prequel to "Eat, Pray, Love" since both films are based on the life of the same woman.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich.
Threads post "And then for no reason, no reason at all, they made us all learn how to play the recorder"
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Link death animation from zelda ii
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this guy is a greater threat to you than any lurid fantasy about a home invader or gangbanger they can dream up. this guy is trying to get you and people who think like you killed. he's trying to take your liberty. why let him have his? he's right about that one at least
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hate everything so goddamn much
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six @startwith4mgestradiolenanthateweeklyandtestatonetothreemonths.com · 28/07/2026
is there a more standard trope when a man is accused of sexual misconduct than finding a woman to go "but he didn't do anything to ME!" great! one down, three and a half billion to go, we're getting somewhere
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Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Woke Odysseus would say "I am nobody (he/him)" to the Cyclops if they made Christopher Nolan The Odyssey IMAX 70mm today. That's what woke Hollywood wants for your children.
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My favorite part is when you see the rowers in the back
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material?
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Speed Racer Movie: Victory Pose
Alt: A man in white racing leathers (Emile Hirsch) leaps out of his drifting race car, freezes in midair as the camera rotates around him 90 degrees Matrix-style, and then he lands in a victory pose. [Scene from “Speed Racer”]
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of my favorite things about Bluesky has been finding out that the creator of one of my absolute favorite podcasts is also a first-rate human being (although that vibe does come thru pretty strong in the work itself!)
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
if democrats want to win, they need to run guys with harleys who wear shirts that say ‘if you’re reading this, the bitch fell off’
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Player window: album art for The Beach Boys album “Summer in Paradise,” depicting a whale swimming in the sea, an island visible above the waterline in the distance, and a reef with various fishes below. 

Threaded comments displayed: 

@smnoy23 • 4y ago
Mike Love is literally Brian Wilson's
Wario
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@SavoxYT • • 2y ago
I guess that makes Bruce Johnston Carl Wilson's Waluigi.
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@DTheAustralian • 2y ago
at least wario's games were actually good
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who’s gonna coach the team now?!?!
A poster for the Rodney Dangerfield movie “Ladybugs,” with Rodney’s head replaced by that of Lindsey Graham, his tongue jutting out past one corner of his mouth
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
r/okbuddyrosalyn fuckin’ rules, y’all
A Calvin & Hobbes strip with edited dialog

Panel 1: Calvin looks at Hobbes sadly. 
Hobbes: Has he spoken to the press at all?
Calvin: No. 

Panel 2: Calvin and Hobbes look down into an open shoebox. 

Panel 3: Calvin looks especially distraught. 
Calvin: Please die, little Senator. 

Panel 4: Calvin wipes a tear away as Hobbes blows his nose. 
Calvin: You’re responsible for so much suffering in the world today.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
MSFT laid off the Elder Scrolls artist who designed the Khajit and the Argonians. She has been with the franchise for 27 years. When she started work there the guy who would eventually helm X-Box and lay her off was 9 years old.
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mommy…kilky?!
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Awwww, he made a li’l pillow out of his cape 🥹
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*Visiting 19th century Vienna* you named a component of the psyche after a video game company?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They say you should speak to people in a coma because they might hear you.
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edited scene from “I Think You Should Leave” in which a man in a polo shirt is speaking to a woman in an apartment. His head has been replaced by the pfp of Francesca Fiorentini, and the images subtitle has been edited to read “I’m worried that the [Bluesky hogs] think [rapists] can’t change.”
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You might think someone in a Behind the Bastards subreddit would have zero tolerance for rapists and/or people who flirt with the trappings of Nazism, given the frequency with which the show highlights Nazis and rapists, but…
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Right, so people are only ever the bad things they’ve done in the past. Cool, very cool, liberal. 

Can people not change? Is it not more what people are doing today than what they did yesterday?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So obviously it is by far the last item on a long list of sins but one bonus fuck you to Graham Platner for placing me in the position of agreeing with Tom fuckin’ Nichols of all people, thanks a lot asshole
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well, he may have used his groin to rape someone, but at least it’s not smooth!
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So it turns out the SS-inked mercenary rape apologist who longed to wage bygone wars of indigenous genocide that I* chose to stand behind regardless has turned out to be a rapist, but in my defense his primary opponent with a track record of winning statewide election was OLD! *⤵️
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I had this exact same thought when I saw that commercial where Pete Davidson is having an interminable chat with the AI-powered Alexa about a new nickname, but in the opposite direction—that they were trying to sell it as, like, an entourage sycophant for the plebs
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Pete Davidson books a ride with the all-new Alexa+
YouTube video by Amazon Alexa
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man, Kurt really steps on Season’s lines here
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