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🌑 @fell.energy · 15/05/2026

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/05/2026

no dude has ever rocked harder than this, I judge. how has this not been made into a movie

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

would you still love me if i was a wormhole

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kate @katertot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

After Careful Thought, I Have Decided That Our Ship Actually Is Being Attacked by the Kraken For a long time I resisted the idea that the multiple tentacles tearing at the thin wooden planks of our vessel represented some kind of 'sea monster' threat. But when the facts change, I change my mind.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Ghostly Victorian child can't hear you over the joyous squelch of the jellied eels.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Flamin' Hot Mosquitoes

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

"Out damn clot, out I say" - Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

number one reason sock puppets become single is laundry

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

It is offensive to me that even in our late stage capitalist society if I want pizza and sunglasses I have to go to two different huts

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I can do anything I set my mind to after panicking first.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Virgo: This is the week you finally find out how guillotine-proof your neck really is.

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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

sometimes you bada your bings sometimes your bings bada you

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Just got dream job with DOGE! Thanks to everyone’s help and advice here. You all were right! Changing my name to Goebbles D. Znutz clinched the gig.

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror." Just feeling Pratchetty today.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

She slayed. I slode. We slew.

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Rosie The Reaper @mytai.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Marrying a man with excellent taste has its downsides. The main one being that he refuses to buy me spaghettios.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Getting all oiled up for my date with destiny

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

What I have isn't exactly free will, but it's similar, like an orca.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The abyss called. Your screams are noted.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.

Photo of the USPS commemorative Good Night Moon forever stamps.

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

[whispering at the deli] i too would like to be cured

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Eminem says he’s gonna be rapping until he’s 100 years old and I, for one, cannot wait for him to drop his Social Security Administration diss track.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I assume that Cap’n Crunch had to work his way up the Navy ranks like everyone else, but turns out his first cereal, Seaman Crunch, was premature.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Somehow my life went from “thrift” to “vintage” and I have to admit it’s better that way.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

She was so gassy that with just a gentle tummy squeeze you could play her like a novelty accordion.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

My standup set at the astronomy conference failed to launch. Everyone was just too Sirius.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I was invited to do standup at the supercomputer conference, but the previous guy pentaflopped.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I tried to do a standup set at the vintage animation conference but there were too many Heckle and Jecklers.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

anybody can breakdance if you tase them hard enough

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Please don't make me choose between you and honey mustard.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If you can't build your own guillotine, store bought is fine

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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Lemons, oranges, & pomegranates in a wan-li bowl, 1630. Beautiful bounty from Jacob van Hulsdonck of Antwerp, whose day is today.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

[wedding] PRIEST: and now the exchanging of the rings BRIDE: *holds out hand stuck in a pringles can* GROOM: *can’t get ring out of pocket because hand is stuck in a pringles can* PRIEST: *drops bible revealing both hands stuck in pringles cans

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

You get more flies with honey than with vinegar, it’s true, but corpses work better than them both.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I can’t help my intrinsic style. I’m just giving off those old trailer park money vibes.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Set phasers to agog

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men” “sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’ “wait wat”

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Rosie The Reaper @mytai.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

The brave knight waves his sword and yells at the beast, “You are the Anti-Christ!” The beast thinks for 12 seconds, “I hear you—and I understand your concerns.”

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

excuse me, but do I look like I give a shit? well, you're damn right I do. make sure you're eating, hydrating, resting, taking your motherfucking meds, and looking out for your best interests in the spirit of your health and well-being and fuck anyone who dares derail your path to joy

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

The spirit is willing but the flesh is gross.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 27/06/2025

when life gives you demons, make demonade

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