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Silly Goose PhD DDS

@therealjweezy.bsky.social
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the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 34 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙

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God’s Spookiest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 21/08/2026
If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
throwing some coffee grounds over my left shoulder to ward off evil (people talking to me)
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pronouncing ‘wifi’ like “Wifey”
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
refried skeets while I process the reason for my absence
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the meekest are the freakest
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the meekest are the freakest
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
actually it’s none of my business
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Don't be too self aware to have a good time homie
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/06/2026
you’re not my real wolf!! you’re just my steppenwolf!!
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You miss 100% of the pools you don't reflect in
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2026
the way shitposters have to live under the thumb of big butthole disgusts me
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
back on my bull/\hit ||| \\ ||| \/
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
spring demon 💐👹
brunette woman wearing a red renaissance stress with a warm colorful corset, leather bracers, demon horns, an a flower crown
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
sorry for my absence, all my Libby holds came in at once
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
actually it’s none of my business
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I only poop on company time, which is why I’m so constipated on mondays
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
spring demon 💐👹
brunette woman wearing a red renaissance stress with a warm colorful corset, leather bracers, demon horns, an a flower crown
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/04/2026
becoming unmoored just to feel something
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s 4:20 huehuehue AM *weeps*
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
got tickets for the renn faire, I’ll be whimsymaxxing this weekend
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first thing I ask when entering someone's home for the first time is where they keep their emergency spatula
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*moss growing over me and mushrooms growing out of me* happy earth day
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glitterck.bsky.social @glitterck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/04/2026
once you post about butthole you can’t take it back because we’ll know
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey guys I think I just saw everything
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
how am I supposed to be expected to work when I’m within a 100 yard radius of her?
Road box for Stevie Nick’s tour on a sound stage
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My kingdom for a lifetime of weird.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
looks like i picked the wrong day to stop entering inter-dimensional portals
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/04/2026
working hard or paralyzed and unable to do anything working
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Julia B. Chan @juliachanb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice
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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
girls kissing
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 06/04/2026
Artemis II today.
scene from lord of the rings
"this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
with easter over now I can officially say I’ve lived longer than jesus
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
fighting every urge to lick the walls of this salt room
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
April fools day means nothing when I’m a fool everyday
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Me as a Bluesky therapist
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a man in a suit is standing next to a woman in a bathtub and says there there .
Alt: a man in a suit is standing in a bathroom and using a broom to try to comfort (from a distance) a woman who is draped over a toilet looking miserable
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
chatting bout the weekend round the w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶o̶l̶e̶r̶ hot dog roller
Hot dog warmer with glistening glizzies
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
still mesmerized by helen mirren’s cunty fits from this
“Excalibur” 1981 movie posterFour shots of Helen mirren’s costumes from the movie Excalibur
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Tiberius James Hooker
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
don’t tell me you love me, just repost my skeets
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Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
time to run some bad ideas by my therapist
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
it’s okay March, we are all mad too
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