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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally

@esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social
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Spfbo 4-10 judge Follower of the prophet pratchett sentient potato She/her/wyrd sister 20% cat pictures 20% rage 60% memes occasional book reviews

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's your favorite history fact? Ulysses S Grant did not have an S in his name. He was Hiram Ulysses Grant. The S was an administrative mistake that he eventually just ran with because trying to correct it was a hassle.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone on my feed make custom press on nails? I've entered a feminine stage (I cycle throufh masculine, neutral, and feminine stages every few months) I dont mind buying big box brand nails but id prefer to put money in the hands of a smaller artist. I cant afford shipping from outside the usa.
These are as long as i would like to go. These are medium coffin.  I need flat edged nails for typing, so unfortunately, no stiletto or almond shapes. Squoval, square, or coffin, extra short, short, or at most, medium.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Id bet a not-small amount of money that I somehow have all three.
Picture of a brain with title: There might be 3 different types of adhd new study suggests
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its a board meeting. Above my paygrade so im not sure what was said but it looks serious. Ham Sandwhich, Macaroni and Cheese, and Earl.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vague posting, but its positive! Here's to hoping I have something exciting coming my way in the next couple weeks
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Ana Gasteyer Declares 'I Am On Fire' on SNL
ALT: Ana Gasteyer Declares 'I Am On Fire' on SNL
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His name is Ham. Full government name Ham Sandwich With A Side Of Pickle. He's nicer than he looks. He will not be food. He's for petting.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore <3 🍉
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Macklemore
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obsessed with these nails
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obsessed with this dress
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
...................what?????? Look, I like El Sayed but what is Tucker Carlson doing? What's the end game here? This cant be genuine support....right? I am so deeply confused every day by the state of the world. I threw my bingo card away months ago because this shit is utterly unpredictable.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What SFF book has excellent depictions of characters who have disabilities?
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hhhheeellloooo #booksky Who is your go to indie/self pub author? For bonus points, leave a picture of the cover of your favorite book of theirs! Here are some of mine Michael Fletcher Patrick Samphire T. Kingfisher Matt Dinniman Pt. 1 A thread to follow below :),
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My son: "cats are like the perfect pets" Ah, yes. Success. He is turning into a fellow with excellent taste and opinions.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see your microfiber cloth hate, and I raise you the squeaky green foam used to arrange fake flowers
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: after the Tate brothers’ lawyer had to expose their wealth as fake to prove they’re not a flight risk, a judge has DENIED their release pending extradition anyhow. So now we know their fake rich and they have to stay in jail anyhow HAAAAHAHA www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Tate brothers lose bid for release from US jail pending extradition
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate lost their bid for release from a Miami jail on Wednesday as they contest extradition to Britain, where they are wanted on rape charges.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spooky season starts now
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's your exception to the rule book, if you have one? Example: I'm not usually a romantasy person, but I genuinely love T. Kingfisher's Swordheart and Olivia Atwater's Half a Soul.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having gay parents must be horrible. 

I mean you either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of, "go ask your mom".
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone near hummelstown pa missing a bird?
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You're born. 

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every ten years. 

You die.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mapquest got me through high school. I printed out their directions and went on my way. Google caved and renamed lake Ontario to lake America because a dementia patient told them to Mapquest vocally opted out of insanity They also let my icon be a rainbow unicorn They are the superior choice
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What adhd rabbit hole fixation did I go down today? Dead pet epitaphs on graves. For a hunting dog, Lycas "Surely, even as you lie dead in this tomb, I deem the wild beasts yet fear your white bones, huntress Lycas" Fucking epic one liner. Lycas, your legend lives on 1500 years later Badass
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry, my second book request of the day Do you have any books you'd consider life changing? Not necessarily something famous or award winning....just something that changed the way you view the world, helped you understand yourself, others, society, how the world works? Some of mine:
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I WANT AMAZING AUDIOBOOKS My top audiobook performances for reference: 1. Steven Pacey - First Law trilogy 2. Nick Podehl - Arcane Ascension 3. Jeff Hayes - dungeon crawler carl 4. Doug Tisdale - Orconomics 5. Indira Varma - witches discworld series Grateful for any additional suggestions!
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you'd like a book for your kid, enter a giveaway by posting your favorite Dolly fact/song or favorite book you've gotten from the imagination library. I will try to get books to folks outside the USA, but with the downfall of book depository my ability to do that may be limited.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you know of a blue beef farmer who campaigned for Harris, drop their name below This guy serves northern va and maryland (WHAT IS IT NOW) guy blackbirdcoop.com
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Blackbird Farms
Blackbird Farms
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The DEATH I know would never be this much of an assbag
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck you, 2026 We are losing legends RIP Tim Curry Fuck
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did you write a kids book? Drop it here Do you recommend a kid's book? Drop it here. Im going to do a giveaway for kid's books this weekend in honor of Dolly 💔💙
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I say this and I open the internet to find Dolly Parton has passed away She would have been a billionaire if she hadnt given so much of her wealth away to kids. God damn.... RIP to a fucking legend 💔 genuinely upsetting we are losing the good ones first.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1 week commitment to happy or silly posts only. For my mental health Yall Its an egg collecting apron. I've gone full chicken lady BUKAAWWW
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well i got notice my review was removed. They removed all negative reviews from their business page like punk bitch cowards. They made fun of suicide and couldn't hang with the consequences. Appealing the removal of my review because who wants a mental health tattoo by an artist that hates them
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I really miss Old Internet. Not Ancient Internet that screamed at you and cut you out of a raid when your mom got a phone call. Im talking about Old Internet, where a young woman told us all she just wanted to hug every kind of cat.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spiderman at a protest punching white supremacists in the face. 

"Now that's a Spiderman photo"
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Florida folks who want tattoos Don't go to Borrowed Time Tattoos They mock suicide memory tattoos like the semicolon, making jokes that folks who survive it lack commitment. www.facebook.com/Borrowed.tim... Florida. Not texas.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'll play! The economy is so bad that I walked out of the craft store with just my son's gift and **no yarn**
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I dont think I should like him as much as I do
Hunter Biden says: "if i announce for president then someone should check and see if i relapsed."
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PBLarsen @pblarsen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's right, you really stuck it to the libs..
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been complaining a lot lately. Here's a sunflower. For balance.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just want Joe to outlast him, ya know?
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think i am finally hitting the 40 year old fuckits Fuck you Fuck that Fuck this Fuck her Fuck him Fuck society Is this midlife crisis, perimenopause, an under reaction to the fall of my nation, or do I need to eat dinner?
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cis, is a Latin prefix.... its neutral. I admit I dont like the ear-feel of it. It sounds like cyst. But it's decidely not a slur. God people are stupid.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People like this are why I am exhausted. Since he wants examples.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am 90% sure i am closing my blog and not returning to SPFBO next year it's just too much please..... do not send me any more book review requests. i try and tell people im too busy and yet they push and ask over and over and i am utterly burned out
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you kill a rat snake on purpose, you're a garbage fire human being.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe Abercrombie isn't dark enough for you? May I suggest Violence and Vigilance? My review for one of this year's SPFBO finalists!! #booksky #indieauthor #spfbo #sff #selfpub #whatthefuckdidijustread weatherwaxreport.blog/2026/08/19/s...
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SPFBO 11 FINALIST REVIEW: Violence and Vigilance by David List
KRISTEN’S REVIEW: Despite how long this book is, it is a little difficult to sum up. There are a host of POV characters and while the book mostly focuses on two of them, there are a lot of pe…
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The child is back to school. Bittersweet. I love spending time with him but trying to work from home full time and be a good mom made my days 12 hours long because I needed to keep taking breaks from work to be mom for a little bit. Hooray for the return of 8 hour work days!
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pokey, I loved you for your whole life, and I will miss you for the rest of mine.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Be kind to one another. I wish him all the best and hope he gets the help he needs. If you didn't know he's the new Reading Rainbow guy & a famous librarian (I know, famous librarian isn't a common occurrence but think about how impactful he must be to be one of the handful of famous librarians)
I am not okay. Maybe I’ll never be okay. I’m seeking help. Going to the hopital tomorrow. In this moment I am safe. By God’s grace.
No matter what happens to me I will always be thankful for the extraordinary people in my life who worry, who help me. Thank you for your care 💚
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