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bambi skin suit @msmoloch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 473 on Instagram, I want to dip my lover in 1000 layers of wax and crush him into sweet oblivion
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 21/09/2025
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This is incredible
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mimi la primera @valtome.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
this is my son and he has every disease
top side of a seemingly normal orange beefsteak tomatobottom side of an orange beefsteak tomato with extreme catfacing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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bambi skin suit @msmoloch.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Using a computer program to create an outfit, which turns out to be a matching set anyway, is predictive of AI dependency. She didn’t need a computer for that
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
House centipedes are a little reminder that humans are not in charge
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
some thing
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Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
QUEST FAILED: You have betrayed her trust and given her a UTI. You bear the weight of your ancestors shame on your shoulders. Retry? Loading Screen tip: You can wash your hands at bathrooms and hand washing stations scattered across the map.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 20/04/2025
used to be you could just have a good laugh at these guys but now you wake up one day and they’re the assistant secretary of state for near eastern affairs or something
tweet from some freak named @ShatteredMind

I was vetted by the NSA as a "natural empath" (their word for psychic) then immediately arrested 25 times. My father stripped of his medical license. Life completely obliterated.
DHS even graduated me early so I couldn't take the gun training class. They knew I knew something was going on and went above and beyond to ensure I could never do anything about it.
11:49 PM • 4/19/25 • 107 Views
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/04/2025
i hate every commercial that shows a young person enjoying a product with their family for years until they are old and have their own family. fuck you, you are not a part of my life. you are a profane object
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Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Deeply appreciate the Betty White Summoning Circle I noticed at a USPS counter this week. 🕯
The new Betty White stamp is surrounded by other commemorative stamps including John Lewis, RBG, the art of Keith Haring and regular flag stamps and more, set on a USPS stand up placard on a USPS counter, titled "Limited Edition Stamps" and "for more choices go to usps.com" 🕯
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kylie 💍 @sunderedseas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
sorry to be the friend that’s too woke for a second but the idea of a lotr theme park gives me the ick
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
strip mining big rock candy mountain
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/03/2025
time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Guy travels back in time to kill a Victorian child with a Cool Ranch Dorito and is instead himself killed by the various Victorian diseases he isn't vaccinated against.
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
monday you can fall apart tuesday wednesday fall apart oh thursday, you can fall apart it’s friday, fall apart
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
applying for jobs in an economic collapse like one of those old game shows where you try to grab money in a wind tunnel and maybe come out with a dollar
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Striking how easily you can get millions of people to vote for a boot on their own face just by lying to them about the boot going on someone else's face.
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
maybe this is a silly idea but I sort of think we should make a “elected leader actually standing up against fascism in a meaningful public manner” leaderboard not a news site, just a hi score, low score & clear details when they are up for reelection
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
misery loves company but you’re just not miserable enough for me
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The good news is that reactionary centrists are engaging in some self-reflection on the excesses of the right-wing backlash to 'wokeness.' The bad news is that they are saying it is woke people's fault. archive.is/CaC56
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Drawing of a panopticon with a DJ in the central tower. Caption says DJ set at the panopticon would go crazy
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bambi skin suit @msmoloch.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
announcing to the board as a means of career suicide that I would take middle in a human centipede
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/01/2025
gave a kindly old hobo a place to sleep and a bowl of stew and he marked my fence with the most curious carving of a grinning tramp sporting the largest penis I’ve ever seen
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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bambi skin suit @msmoloch.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
angels are God’s gestapo
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
me and the homies clinging to the old ways
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/01/2025
(pulling my sleeve down over the web of spidery black veins surging through my body as the alien infection takes hold) I’m fine. I think it’s just allergies
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Ian Bogost @ibogost.com · 22/01/2025
[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m 100% on board for the new Silicon Valley utopia, I won’t be happy until my toaster can call the police on me
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 12/01/2025
Playing the National Anthem on a sax makes it too sexy, I don't like it. Only play the anthem on a recorder as elementary school bands intended
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Maybe the porn bots are just ballast
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
maybe food doesn't even taste good without microplastics
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
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bambi skin suit @msmoloch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We should get an amber alert type notification on our phones when the first millennial woman enters menopause
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