Reposted by Lilly DancygerJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 46mThis is what they all sound like when they are blown away by Claude etcstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson's Water Contraption FailAlt: Homer Simpson's Water Contraption Fail 56613
Reposted by Lilly Dancygerjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026when you have to be on the work zoom in a minute and a half 1627
Reposted by Lilly DancygerLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 121356219
Reposted by Lilly DancygerGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206189105386
Reposted by Lilly DancygerFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 227149583828
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The most generous possible reading of the other 50 boys in the group chat staying silent is that they feared social ostracization for speaking up. The only solution to that is to make the social consequences of silence harsher than those of taking a stand. 191
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dispatch from newborn trenches: baby just spit up *into* my bra 160
Reposted by Lilly DancygerJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026National Jewish Survey, Sep 1, 2026 Generic congressional ballot: 67% D, 26% R Approvals JD Vance: -68 MAGA: -59 Donald Trump: -53 ICE: -50 Benjamin Netanyahu: -40 Marco Rubio: -33 "Israeli policy in Gaza": -30 Barack Obama +32 jewishvoters.org/wp-content/u...jewishvoters.org 281086248
Reposted by Lilly Dancygershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026huh you’d think he’d have mentioned this during the phone interview he did that day with a local news station, when he said he watched the towers fall from trump tower and then bragged like a fucking psycho that another building of his was now the tallest building in the manhattan skyline 621613367
Reposted by Lilly DancygerAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I was moved to hear from a trans former student this week about how much it helped her figure out her gender expression to read Jan Morris in my class back in 2018. I always introduce Morris as a trans pioneer, and that was who she needed to find. A reminder that a syllabus can change lives. 771892
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A fun thing about being married to the least online person I know is once in a while he’ll come home and ask me something like “what’s ’the manosphere’?” and then I get to watch his facial expressions cycle through fathomless depths of incredulity and disturbance as I explain 2180
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Some aches and pains are normal with aging” when I was 26 years old with such extreme pain in my hip I could barely walk (turned out to be torn cartilage 🙃) 0101
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Shoutout to whoever decided to play the Charles Manson doc in this maternal fetal medicine waiting room… who doesn’t want to think about Sharon Tate while waiting for a third-trimester ultrasound?? 1100
Reposted by Lilly DancygerLindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY is out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"use it or lose it" applies to your brain as well, lads 2392
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So many things about the new Project Runway format are atrocious, but I really love the way Law Roach says the word “disaster” 120
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This is all because of lettuce from Salinas?? Adam Trask would be so disappointed... 260
Reposted by Lilly Dancygersirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895171277
Reposted by Lilly DancygerDonovan Schaefer @feelingtheory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026can't stop thinking about this Chicago Defender headline from 80 years ago 832465
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I think it's time, after years of memes about the joy of cancelled plans, to come out as someone who really hates when plans are cancelled last minute... down with flakiness, time for a new era of dependability 1140
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I mean to be fair, name a senator who *isn't* brain-dead 0101
Reposted by Lilly DancygerJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s a beautiful evening, the National Mall is open and people are having a wonderful time. 435176816
Reposted by Lilly DancygerJews For Racial & Economic Justice Action @jfrejnyc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There’s a reason JFREJ prioritized electing Brad Lander & Eli Northrup this cycle. Both races were a fight for the future of the Jewish community: btwn an out-of-touch establishment and a Jewish Left w/ real vision grounded in human rights & dignity for all. We won, decisively. 113532
Reposted by Lilly DancygerJaime Green @jaimealyse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026They've given us so much, dayenu, but they also gave us the gif we'd need for todaystatic.klipy.comZohran Mamdani Ms RachelALT: Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel 0277
Reposted by Lilly DancygerRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 14/06/2026GET his ass joyce … get his ASS 271800251
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If the Knicks win tomorrow, Jose Alvarado will be crowned King of New York on Sunday during the Puerto Rican Day Parade 0100
Reposted by Lilly Dancygerex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 10/06/2026James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite. 3355079780
Reposted by Lilly DancygerSandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My mayor, Muslim My bagel, Jewish My hope, alive Knicks in five 19217
Reposted by Lilly DancygerTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X. 151102503071
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ok I will admit I found Wemby’s whole “contemplative alien” vibe a little charming but after that straight shove to Brunson’s head he’s on my shit list for real 050
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I feel like "taking an afternoon nap so I can stay up to watch the Knicks in the finals" is a pregnancy experience to remember 0100
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026tonight we find out whether it's possible to boo someone so intensely their brain liquefies 3191
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This is how you say “Knicks in four” in interpretive dance 1111
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Wow basketball is so fun when the Knicks are crushing it 040
Reposted by Lilly DancygerBarrelhouse @barrelhouse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy 434481872
Reposted by Lilly DancygerRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/05/2026Part of being an AI user in creative works is convincing yourself that everyone ELSE uses it too, because otherwise you have to confront the reality that you're a faker and a fraud 4645361224
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Feeling very “greatest city in the world” today as I nod to every guy I pass on the street decked out in multiple pieces of Knicks gear 160
Reposted by Lilly DancygerSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages. 1860431102
Reposted by Lilly DancygerAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026There's nothing "radical" about AOC. She's the norm among liberals in much of the world. She's only "radical" in the sense that she's a woman who doesn't pull her punches and a politician who doesn't kow-tow to corporations. Her political stances are quite mainstream among the American citizenry. 1935967
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I just happened to plan my Montauk writing retreat so the day I head home is the day the entire LIRR shuts down due a strike lol... oops 130
Reposted by Lilly DancygerG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 15/05/2026Good news, everyone www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...cnn.comEngaging with arts and culture can slow biological aging as much as exercise, study suggests | CNNWhen it comes to slowing down our biological aging, engaging with arts and culture is as beneficial as physical activity, a new study suggests. 422236644
Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026One week left until Everything but the Book! If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by all the things you’re supposed to learn and do and prepare before querying agents or submitting to small presses, this class is for you. www.lillydancyger.com/everything-b...lillydancyger.comEverything but the BookThursdays, May 21-June 4, 3-5pm EDT; $220 Online via Zoom A three-week pre-querying bootcamp to prepare everything you need to land a book deal 011