Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 7hHow I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comNeo Wakes Up in The MatrixAlt: Neo Wakes Up in "The Matrix," gasping in a pod full of pink amniotic goo and covered in cables 061
Reposted by Sean KellyGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 9hDamn, I guess this is how I find out the lead singer of Paramore is a real one. 1654173
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 7hTrek's been doomed repeatedly over the last 60 years. Even if they never produced another second of official content there's over 1,000 episodes of TV, over a dozen movies, something like 50 seasons, thousands of paperbacks and comic books. Most fandoms would kill for a fraction of what we've got. 2101
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 7hAmazon Before You Buy: Oh, great news, bud! If you order this item in the next 30 minutes, it'll arrive tomorrow! Isn't that great? Amazon After You Buy: You fool. You absolute chump. It'll arrive in four days and you'll fucking like it. 082
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 10hMy man looks like he's made of a non-newtonian fluid. Oobleck-looking motherfucker. 2263
Reposted by Sean KellyKeri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 10hBREAKING: Christa Pike is now awake and talking, per her attorneys: 10359108
Reposted by Sean KellyLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12hI think if you’re not local to DC it’s difficult to comprehend how fucking sad it is to watch all this happening to this beautiful city. I’m barely local, as a transplant to northern Virginia, and I’m very sad 624072
Reposted by Sean KellyCourtney Price @courtneycprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Two friends had also been switched to inactive. Both also consistent voters who have not moved in years. Both also in Baton Rouge. 189
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 14hAs much as I'd like an EV I'm not buying anything made after about 2015 or so because every car is just spyware on wheels now. Maybe I'll convert my Honda to run on a shitload of golf cart batteries or something. 180
Reposted by Sean KellyDr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 15hOkay I've seen enough, Battlestar Galactica was right, we need to air gap everything right now, nothing should be on a network ever again. 🫠static.klipy.comBattlestar Galactica: So Say We AllAlt: Battlestar Galactica: Commander Adama says "So Say We All" 7647
Reposted by Sean KellyA. Torch @torcho.bsky.social · 15hMade in St Louis, MO, and no you cannot tour the factory because it’s considered a pharmaceutical/medicine. 🫠 1191
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 16hReading nothing but one book series for 25 years also means you read way too into the books, convincing yourself that there are layers and themes and parallels that JKR was not smart enough to have done deliberately, and then convincing everyone the books were genius because of your hallucinations. 3160
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 16hI can only assume, based on the way these guys have operated in the past, that the resulting app will somehow combine HBO Max's cavalcade of reality-TV crap nobody wanted to watch with the stability and functionality of the Paramount+ app. 2170
Reposted by Sean Kelly🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 81230369
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Movie idea: a group of Elder Millennials who still think of themselves as youthful get magically transformed into their early 20s for a night, and hit the town to discover things have changed more than they've realized. Call it "Tonight We Are Young" 1121
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay so I knew about "Mad" and "Cracked" obviously but... Crazy? How many more of these are there? 030
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had an ex who worked at Loews Theatres back when "Ladder 49" was showing and she discovered that people would just say "Ladder" followed by whatever number floated through their heads at that moment. Ladder 29, Ladder 45, Ladder 588-2300, whatever. 150
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I protested outside this dude's office in like 2007. I can only assume Trump is arranging full military honors for this pervert's funeral as we speak. 060
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The bar is *so* low. I talked to an ex-girlfriend once who spoke wistfully to me about how I, compared to all the guys she'd dated subsequently, showered regularly. 0120
Reposted by Sean Kellyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making. 11987031006
Reposted by Sean KellyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026"Your cell contains a sleeping pod, a tube of infinite Chicken Wingz, and a relaxing BubbleStation game console that, incidentally, helps us create more apps as you play. For every algorithm you complete on your BubbleStation, you’ll receive two delicious Wingz." buff.ly/IPg2YSBbuff.lyOur Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon“The panopticon is absolutely not a fad. It is an idea whose time in the tech world has come.” Feb 21, 2022 9/17/23 9/24/24 211922
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I see Trump promising $5000 checks if they win the electionstatic.klipy.comStarship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's AfraidALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid 1236
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When someone almost bumps into me and days "excuse me" I reply with a flat "no." 081
Reposted by Sean Kellychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting the finishing touches on my fall wardrobe by running through the bushes and coming away with a coat of orb weavers. 310839
Reposted by Sean KellyNorth Easton @north-easton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Doing the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught."static.klipy.comFarscape John Crichton Peace SignAlt: From Farscape; John Crichton being a doofus. 1186
Reposted by Sean KellyZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay as of where I am in the watch Here are my fave episodes, in no specific order: Duet The Forsaken Necessary Evil Blood Oath Whispers Past Tense (1&2) The House of Quark Second Skin Civil Defense Improbable Cause & The Die is Cast 11836
Reposted by Sean KellyZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JESUS CHRIST TORTURED ODO IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING GOOD WORK MAKE-UP TEAM 6743
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/74OBuMA2qEk?...youtu.beEpic Drunken Fighting- Jackie ChanYouTube video by Noah Aldoreh 282
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Foreign governments are planning on devastating America with a zombie virus, which is why phase one was destorying the economy around shopping malls so that plucky bands of survivors would no longer have anywhere to hole up. 1100
Reposted by Sean KellySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 5485862697
Reposted by Sean KellyNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/10/2026okay I promise I'm almost done talking about this but those songs aren't actually about the work itself, they're about the town, the people, the lack of safety nets, and the way small towns that exist around factories and labour can stifle people. 317713
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Typically I'll give fun, topical lectures in bars in exchange for about 3 PBR tallboys. 250
Reposted by Sean KellyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know this dude went hard on some cafeteria whole milk 718418
Reposted by Sean KellyBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gang... "BuzzCrave" is a parody account 🙃 1222266
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Remember in Season 1 of Andor when they introduced a rival for Bix's affections whose whole deal was A Guy Who Sucks and they named him "Timm?" Like they didn't even bother giving him a Star Wars name he sucked so bad, they were like "Here's Cassian, and Bix, and Maarva, and Wilmon, and Timm."static.klipy.comMonty Python: Tim the EnchanterAlt: Monty Python: Tim the Enchanter 070
Reposted by Sean KellyDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Letting two-bit scammers and thugs run the government is bad. 120558
Reposted by Sean KellyWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Avery Brooks is 78 today 4521158
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine if the legal definition of porn was set by the foot guys, specifically. Any time a character wore sandals a movie would be NC-17. If the definition was set by the Taliban "porn" would be any movie where you could see the girl at all. 261
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nor-mal view Nor-mal VIEW NOR-MAL VIEWW NORRRR-MALLL VIEWWWWWWWWWWstatic.klipy.comMst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000 HallwayAlt: Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000 Hallway 2161
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The conservative project is all about revenge for perceived grievances, and most of those grievances boil down to "got caught and punished for things they knew all along to be wrong." 0144
Reposted by Sean KellyMae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 01/10/2026Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercypaypal.mePay Real Life Comics using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 14355
Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is how I found out there was a band named "T'Pau" after the Star Trek character, which gets to go on a very small list including "Vulcan Death Grip" Also gotta include Phish just for their song "Riker's Mailbox" 130
Reposted by Sean KellyThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing… 18116995
Reposted by Sean KellyStar Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Watching "Child's Play" never fails to infuriate me. 5422
Reposted by Sean KellyBrooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026would be a shame if i shared it, but my hands are sweaty so they slipped and i accidentally hit Post 1121
