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Angry Shop Steward, hospital worker, jew, Florida Man RIP BUBS I LOVE YOU

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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 3h
I would conquer the world w this power
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 9h
lord grant me the audacity of this dude who just tear gassed the public bathroom and walked out without washing his hands
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 19h
𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 3h
amazing posting happening
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve seen stickers on signs and posts around town that say “FCK JKR” and I realized this is meant to say “fuck jk rowling” rather than “Fuck Joker”. like I assumed these were tags by a guy who calls himself the Fuck Joker
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 20h
Mother, I am but skin and bones.
Pepperoni has fallen. Pepperoni washes. Pepperoni peeks.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to
A sign that says “The Suck Zone” on some creepy wallpaper
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h
Map of US color coded with distance from Ohio

DANGER PRESENTED BY OHIO
You are in Ohio
Invasion at any time
You are not safe
Time enough to hug your loved ones
Illusion of safety
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 9h
YOU WATCH THE NEIGHBORHOOD 
WELL WATCH THE SKIES
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 8h
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/10/2026
British banker who exposed Howard Lutnick's ties to Epstein has died, allegedly from suicide.
bbc.com
How US commerce secretary's Epstein links were uncovered by British whistleblower
Simon Andriesz made the discovery about Howard Lutnick in publicly released Epstein files.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10h
gnome “i am a motherfucker”
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 9h
tom morello, famous white guy
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
like, zoinks!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 13h
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 10h
Whoa hey Dennis Hastert died. Nice.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 10h
1. BREAKING Former GOP House Speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert has died. Hastert admitted that he sexually abused teenage boys while he was a high school wrestling coach. He never served prison time for that sexual abuse because the statutes of limitations had expired.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 12h
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 10h
This has to be illegal somehow
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath
pete campvell to bob in the elevator saying Not great, Declan!
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 11h
My apologies Aristotle Spankowikupedia, I did not know your game.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22h
Oh yes, Master Luke. Time for some human/cyborg relations
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 19h
Just smeared toothpaste into my hair by accident but I’m gonna shower first thing in the morning anyway so I guess I’m just gonna leave it in overnight and see if it gives me more bounce and shine
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The founder of a popular Kentucky bourbon brand has been removed as CEO of the Kentucky Castle after allegations that he secretly filmed people — including family members — having sex
kentucky.com
Kentucky Castle parent company removes CEO after allegations he secretly filmed sex acts
The parent company of The Kentucky Castle and True Story Whiskey terminated the employment of CEO Wes Henderson, effective immediately.
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 20h
I forgot why I made this...
Me and Stalin chilling like buds on a boatSame photo of Stalin on a boat but with me conspicuously absent
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 04/10/2026
They keep coming up with new and exciting ways for dudes to rock.
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my wacky shoulder is doing something wacky again! happy happy joy joy
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 04/10/2026
While MAGAs lean into anti-Muslim hate and Dem consultants tell Democrats to ignore it—Angie Nixon loudly condemns anti-Muslim hate & upholds Justice & humanity❤️ This is the courage we need in the Senate! Join me in donating to Angie & let’s get her elected!✊🏽 secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog
Dog cloudthing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not...
When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a bat signal but for donuts
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really need to get even gayer
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have said it before and I will say it a million more times - Bathrooms should be divided by pissing and shitting instead of gender
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Introducing, for the Washington football team, the fifth string quarterback, Socrates Papadapolis
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is time to ol yeller this quarterback
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really enjoy going insane on here with all of you
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn’t think this mfer could be cooler but he did it
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vivek Rama-needs to hit the weight roomy
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
matttaylorcomedy

Sorry the house is a wreck we just moved in 5 years ago
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